婚礼傲客 Wedding Crashers（2005）

l’m just asking you…
不要嫁给他
not to marry him.
也许可以一起去走走
And maybe take a walk.
给我个机会
Take a chance.
哇!
Wow!
哇!
Wow!
在这里的人根本不在意
This congregation really doesn’t care
你的生活有多惨, 约翰, 好吗?
about how depressing your life is, John, okay?
克莱尔，宝贝, 你能不能回到圣坛上
Claire, baby, could you just– could you go back up on the altar
让他们继续婚礼仪式吧
so we can have a wedding?
我很抱歉
l’m sorry.
我在乎
l am.
什么?
What?
我不能嫁给你
l can’t marry you.
部长…
Secretary…
你的女儿有点–
your daughter’s a little–
沙克，我一直以来都很喜欢你…
Sack, l’ve always liked you…
所以我也就没有揭穿 你编造的故事
so l put up with your stories
那些扇贝啊,水獭啊
about scallops and otters,
这都还好了
and it’s all good
因为你像是个能让她幸福的人
because you seemed to make her happy
对我来说那才是最重要的
and that’s what matters to me most.
不过，这是她的决定
But this is her decision.
嗯
Huh.
我支持我女儿
l stand by my daughter.
你知道个鸟啊
You don’t know shit.
克莱尔，回到圣坛上去 -不
Claire, go back up on the altar. – No.
克莱尔，赶快回到圣坛上去
Claire! Claire, get up on that altar right now.
别这样 – 克莱尔, 马上给我
Stop it. – Claire, get your fucking ass
滚到圣坛上! – 哇, 从中可以预料到
on that altar right now! – Wow, getting a nice preview
她在婚后没准就像埃克 特纳(被丈夫虐待)一样
or what marriage is gonna be like with lke Turner here.
沙克! – 哦天哪, 他又来了
Sack! – Oh God, here it goes.
跟达♥赖♥喇♥嘛♥一起分享这个吧 蠢货
Share that with the Dalai Lama, jackass.
我想我已经准备好扁他了 – 我知道
l think l had him. – l know you did.
去亲那个女孩吧
Just go kiss the broad.
现在亲你不会太老套吧?
Would it be a total cliche if l kissed you right now?
是的
Yes.
真是太好了
Just wonderful.
真♥他♥妈♥的完美!
So damn beautiful!
送走老的，迎来新的
With every death there comes rebirth.
生命的循环啊
lt’s the circle of life.
我们会没事的
We’re gonna be all right.
嗨
Hey.
呃,呃,呃
Uh-uh-uh.
嗨
Hey.
呃 呃!
Uh-uh!
那么, 下面呢? – 我饿死了
So, what’s next? – l’m starving.
下午3点有场小日本的婚礼
Fujimora wedding, 3:00 P.M.
嗨 嗨
Hey hey.
我只是提个建议 说说而已–
l’m just throwing it out. l’m just saying, just–
他们肯定有好吃的日本菜
They would have great tempura.
我们甚至连掩饰的身份都没有…
We don’t even have a back story, l just…
算了, 算了 – 我大声的说
No, forget it, forget it. – l’m talking out loud.
我们是民歌♥演唱小组
We’re a folk-singing group
来自盐湖城的! – 是啊!
from Salt Lake City! – Yeah!
是的,我们是的
Yes we are.