完美公路之旅2（2014）

squeeze it down here
轻轻松松
easy-peasy
骑车的 我完全不知道他在那儿
cyclist I have no idea he was there
他在我盲区里 巨大的盲区里
he was in my blind spot which is massive
恩 穿过这?
oh,through here?
不 左转?
no,left？
到啦 天了撸
this is it aw god
好吧 我就不要那间了
well i don’t want the part room anyway
随便哪间就行 我没那么快
any room woud do me I’m not that fast
不就是个房♥间么
it’s just a room
哦我听到了一只”鼹鼠”接近的声音
oh I hear the sound of an approaching Hammond
他应该还有九层要跑
think he’s still nine stories away
足够看完这本书
so we have plenty of book to finish my book
声音越来越响了
he’s getting louder
啊哈 你来啦
a-ha you’re here
为毛赢了这个要开心啊
why is the winner gonna be very pleased
哦 因为这个旅馆就这一间房♥ 你瞧
well this hotel has only one room and as you can see
我住里面了
I’ve got it
一间房♥ 还能叫旅馆么
one room it’s not really a hotel is it?
这就是家一间房♥的旅馆
it is a one-room hotel
所以你的意思是
so what do you say
我得和你同床共枕
I got to sleep with you
没门
which is not gonna happen
就是啊
no it’s not
因为我会像这样睡
cos I will sleep like that
画面太美我不想看
don’t wanna know
或者我得提着行李原路返回 另找旅馆
or go all the way back down with my suitcases and find somewhere else
没错
I say exactly yes
输家 滚粗
you lose back you go
好吧 我走
right go
睡个好觉 别挂了啥的
yeah sleep well hope you don’t die or something
没事我能找个别的好地方
I’ll be fine I’ll find somewhere good
别绊着了
don’t trip on
下山总比上山难
it’s much more tricky going down than its going up
最差我也能睡医院里
oh at least I’m going to sleep in hospital
第二天早上 被房♥间唯一的窗外豪景所启迪
the next morning inspired by the incredible views from my hotels only bedroom window
我有个好主意
I had an idea
一个想要和我那坏脾气同事分享的好主意
an idea I was going to show with my Robert Grumpet collegue
干嘛
what
事情是这样的
well the thing is okay
离这不到50英里的地方
50 miles from here not even there
有一条赛道
there’s a racetrack
什么赛道
what racetrack
我不知道名字 但赛道门口有个大大的红头盔
don’t know what it’s called but there’s a big red helmet at the entrance
让我猜猜
let me guess
赛道上只能容下一辆车
theres’s only room for one car on the racetrack
不
no
然后你第一个到
and you’re on it first
不 事实上
No,honestly if you
我觉得我们应该去那
I wish we could go there
真该去一趟
no we should
真是条赛道 没错
-it’s a proper race -yes it is
-是的 -好吧
-it is -all right
只要找红头盔就行
Just look for a red helmet
注 red helmet红头盔 有男性生殖器尖端之意
探路开始了
an so the search began
不好意思 红头盔在哪
mi scusi dove è il elmetto rosso
他们都不知道啊哈蒙德
they don’t seem to know,Hammond
你问他们啥了
what are you asking
红头盔在哪
mi scusi dove è il elmetto rosso
这不就是问他们红头盔在哪吗
did that mean you’re asking them where the red helmet is
是啊
oh yeah
这好像有点鲁莽啊
that might be a bit rude actually
在不断寻找之后
eventually after fine tuning italian
终于找到了
we found it
哈蒙德你同意么
would you agree Hammond that
这是一个红头盔
is a red helmet
这红头盔确实大
it’s a very big red helmet yes
这是穆杰罗赛道
this is Mugello
不是世上最快的赛道
it’s not the fastest racetrack in the world
也不是最有技术挑战性的
or the most tecnical
但绝对是
but it sure is hell
最美的赛道
the prettiest
而这些是我们拿来遛弯的车
and these are the cars we driving around it
我选了新款的宝马M4
I had a go on for the new BMW M4
哈蒙德选了个V8的
and Hammond had chosen the V8
捷豹F-Type coupe R
the Jaguar F-Type coupe R
一辆他不怎么喜欢的车
a car he doesn’t like very much
为啥啊
why don’t you like it
我觉得它不怎么好看
well I don’t think it’s pretty
但别人都说好
cause everyone says yes
好看啊
it is
我不觉得啊
I don’t think it is
我也不喜欢它的声音
and I don’k like the noise it makes
乒乒乓乓的排气声
all that crackles and bangs
它们是人造的
they’re artificial cause they’re a man with
是电脑让车发出这声音
the laptop told it to sound like that
V6版的声音还不错
V6 is not bad
V8版的PIAPIAPIA声
but the V8 bababababa
都是假的
it’s false
好 你本来有选择
so,ok you had a choise
你能选任何一辆你喜欢的车
you can have any car you like
为什么选这辆你不喜欢的
why do you brought somthing you don’t like
过会你就知道了
you shall see
话音刚落 他就走了
and with that he was gone
听听
listeh to that
听着像消化不良
sounds it’s got an indigestion
当你收油的时候
and when you lift off
大部分人听到车发出这个声音
most peole hear a car making noise like that
都会觉得车坏了
nothing gets broken
不喜欢这内饰
don’k like the interior
仪表指针很无聊
I think the dials are boring
把灯光控制集成在转向控制器上
putting the light control on the end of the indicator stock
在日产马驰上没问题
fine in Nissan Micro
但这是辆9万5千英镑的跑车啊
but this is a 95,000 pounds sports car
要不是捷豹懒 就是他们故意不愿意
it suggests they’re too lazy or too mean
为这车新开♥发♥个控制器
to develop a second swich for it
而且我觉得它太贵了
and I think it’s too expensive
你花9万5千英镑 自然想让它面面俱到
let’s put a 95,000 pounds when you expect it can do everything acceptable
不久以前这价钱能买♥♥超跑了
not so long ago that’s a supercar money
太贵了
and it’s too much
它再便宜点就好了
it should be all together cheaper
到底为什么我会为穆杰罗赛道
so why then have I chosen this car
选这辆车
for my day at the Mugello
简单
simple
它比宝马的马力更大
because it’ s more powerful than the BMW
而且它能干这活
and it can do this
有些车能把它改得容易转向过度 更好漂移
some cars can be made to oversteer to drift and slide
这台车
this wants to
骨子里想漂移
it’s all it wants to do
连我都能这样漂
even I can drift this
我可是个傻子啊
and I’m an idiot
这就是台小流氓 这货算是辆捷豹
it’s just a hooligan machine it might be a Jaguar
但绝不是辆自命不凡的车
but it ain’t no stuff sure
几个我不喜欢这辆宝马的理由
one or two things I don’t like about the BMW
这丑恶的颜色还不是主要原因
not just the color which of course it’s hidious
实际上 这车
see the thing is in nesonse
是辆双门版M3
this is a two-door M3
以前我们管它叫M3双门版
what used to be called the M3 coupe
现在叫M4
but now the’ve called it a BMW M4
宝马的人想着 我们要让它与众不同
and they thought “right we must make it different”