伟大的宙斯啊!嘿,哇!
Mighty Zeus! Heh, wow!
宇宙之神
Gods of the universe.
我来这里寻求帮助 组建一支军队
I come here to ask for help, to raise an army.
有个疯子 叫屠夫之神 他想要终结我们所有人
There’s a maniac, called the God Butcher, which seeks to end us all.
毁灭无处不在
Destruction is everywhere.
整个星球 领域 完全没有保护
Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected.
他的道路上只有混乱
There’s nothing but chaos in his way.
但我知道他在哪里
But I know where he is.
与你的帮助…
With your help…
我们可以在他再杀人之前击垮他
We can crush him before he kills anyone else.
那个家伙
That guy.
他杀了几个低级别的神
He killed a couple of low-level gods.
呃,嘘
Eh, boo-hoo.
如果没有别的 帅哥…
If that’s all, pretty boy…
你回到座位上 保持安静
You go back to your seat and you be quiet.
是的 我很抱歉 你没听到我刚才说的话吗?
Um, yeah, I’m sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
他 他在大规模杀人
He’s, he’s murdering on mass.
我告诉你 就一次
I tell you, one time.
现在 你闭嘴
Now, you shut up.
你会安静
You’ll be quiet.
因为你差点就被不请自来了
Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
宙斯!我们必须做点什么
Zeus! We must do something.
你不能来狂欢!
You can not come to the orgy!
你得听我们的
You have to listen to us.
坐下来!
Sit down!
殿下 你准备好了就告诉我
Your highness. Whenever you’re ready, you just tell me.
听我的信♥号♥♥
We go on my signal.
信♥号♥♥是什么?
What is the signal?
它会走的 – 嗯……
It’ll be go. – Hmm…
让我们看看你是谁
Let’s see who you are.
卸下你的伪装
Take off your disguise.
和电影!
And flick!
弹得太猛了 该死!
Flicked too hard, damn it!
我们应该帮助他吗?
Should we help him?
最终
Eventually.
葡萄吗?
Grape?
看起来像个害羞的……
Looks like a shy…
其他人呢?
And what about the others?
我们也脱掉他们的伪装 -不 你不需要我们得到这个
We take off their disguise too. – Oh, no, you don’t. We got this.
掩盖了 – 我的了
Disguise off. – Mine’s off.
Asgardians……
Asgardians…
我以为奥丁死后你就再也见不到他了
I thought you’ve seen the last of him when Odin died.
你……托尔
You… are Thor.
雷电之神
The God of Thunder.
没有打雷?
There is no thunder?
只是闪电的声音?
Just the sound of lightning?
注射好,爸爸!
Good jab, dad!
宙斯 这比这更重要
Zeus, this is bigger than this.
他带走了阿斯加德的孩子
He’s taken Asgardian children.
你以为我们是谁?
Who do you think we are?
神警♥察♥吗?
The God police?
每个神都守护着自己的子民
Every god watches over their own people.
不多不少
Nothing more, nothing less.
Asgardian问题……
Asgardian problems…
Asgardian问题
are Asgardian problems.
强者是如何倒下的
How the mighty have fallen.
我的英雄,宙斯……
My hero, Zeus…
害怕
Afraid.
一些事情……
Couple of things…
一个 是的 我很害怕
One. Yes, I am scared.
葛尔拿到了亡灵之剑
Gorr has the Necrosword.
也就是说 他会杀了我们
Which means, he will kill us.
不好的
Not good.
第二 我知道你想做正确的事
Two, I know you’re trying to do the right thing.
我明白了
I understand.
但你只会引起恐慌
But all you do, is causing panic.
恐慌是不好的
Panic is not good.
我们在这里很安全
We are safe here.
你,我的朋友
You, my friend.
你在这里很安全
You are safe here.
冷静点 好吗?
So chill up here, okay?
有一些葡萄酒 有一些葡萄
Have some wine. Have some grape.
任何事情都可能发生在这里……
Anything goes here…
在无所不能的城市
In Omnipotent City.
第三 不要和宙斯顶嘴
Three, don’t talk back to Zeus.
如果你那样做 我就把你的衣服穿上
If you do that, I put your clothes back on.
现在 我把你的衣服穿上
Now, I put your clothes back on.
电影,电影,电影 这是众神的黄金神庙
Flick, flick, flick. It’s the Golden Temple of the Gods.
它不是粗鲁的裸体龙♥卷♥风♥
It’s not a rude and nudy Twister.
如果你不帮我们 那至少让我们使用你的武器
If you’re not gonna help us, then at least, let us use your weapons.
我们需要你的闪电
We need your lightning bolt.
我的闪电叫霹雳
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
所以我认为 使用这样的秘密武器…
So I think, to use somebody’s secret weapon like this…
至少当你问的时候 你应该把名字说对
That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask.
我能借用一下迅雷吗?
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
迅雷!
Thunderbolt!
没有
No.
不要担心
Do not worry.
神屠夫……
The God Butcher…
他不会到达永恒
He will not reach Eternity.
永恒?
Eternity?
“到达永恒”是什么意思?
What does he mean, “reach Eternity”?
哦,狗屎!
Oh, shit!
永恒
Eternity.
它是宇宙中心非常强大的生物
It’s a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
他会满足第一个到达的人的愿望
He will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
像许愿井吗?
Like a wishing well?
你觉得一个叫屠夫之神的人会许什么愿?
What do you think a guy called, the God Butcher, would wish for?
如果他在寻找永恒之坛 那就意味着他可以立刻消灭我们
If he seeks the altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
宙斯 我们必须马上行动 -他撑不过去了
Zeus, we must act now. – He’s not going to make it.
他没有钥匙
He doesn’t have the key.
这就是众神的目的吗?
Is this the purpose of the gods?
像懦夫一样躲在金色的宫殿里?
To hide away in a golden palace, like cowards?
也许我们迷路了
Maybe we have lost our way.
你知道吗?我们要亲自阻止他
You know what? We’re gonna stop him ourselves.
恐怕我不能允许
I am afraid, I cannot allow that.
这是个秘密地方
This is a secret place,
只有众神才知道
known only to the gods.
你知道我们在哪里……
You know where we are…
屠夫之神需要你…
The God Butcher could use you…
找到我们
To find us.
这可不太好
This is not good.
所以现在…
So now…
你必须保持
You must stay.
卫兵!
Guards!
嘿!
Hey!
现在可以开始我的计划了吗?
Can we do my plan now?
是的 冲他屁♥股♥
Yes, rush his bum.
地狱,是啊!
Hell, yeah!
你没说”走”啊
Oy, you didn’t say “go”.
来了,家伙
Coming, guys.
托尔,抓!
Thor, catch!
Korg !
Korg!
瓦尔,鸭子!
Val, duck!
Korg !
Korg!
托尔
Thor.
哦,不
Oh, no.
不!Korg !
No! Korg!
托尔!
Thor!
我死亡
I’m perishing.

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