圣诞老人2（2002）

Okay, everyone, can I get the room
for a minute? Thank you.
行吗…?就一会儿
休息一下
Can I just… One minute.
Take a cocoa break.
好好休息,
大家放松一下
Have a nice long break.
Relax, everyone.
我只是想给圣诞看一下我
改进的缩放仪器
I want to show Santa
some improvements on the pantograph.
谢了 跟我来
Thanks. Walk with me.
我把内存加大了三倍
而且重新修改了电路
I’ve tripled the RAM
and reconfigured the circuitry.
我看你改进了电源
I see you’ve externalized
the power source
能更好的利用电磁能源
to make better use
of the electromagnetic energy.
不,那些只是摆看的
我觉得很酷
No, it’s just there
’cause it looks really cool.
吔,是的
Yeah, it does.
等等
你加大了三倍的内存
Wait a minute. You tripled the RAM.
我知道什么意思了
我是不会进到这机器里的
I see where this is going.
I am not getting in that machine.
而且,复♥制♥个圣诞老人
不能解决我们的问题
Besides, creating a copy of Santa
won’t solve our problems.
-精灵们会知道
-不过这是个很特别的玩具
– The elves’ll know.
– But this would be a special toy!
-那是什么,柯蒂斯?
-我加进了模糊逻辑电路
– How’s that, Curtis?
– I added a fuzzy logic circuit.
复♥制♥品会和你一摸一样
包括你的思维
The duplicate will look
and think just like you.
当你和家人在一起,照顾查理,
寻找老婆…
When you’re with your family,
dealing with Charlie, looking for a wife…
这个复♥制♥品会在我的壁炉
前融化掉
The toy will be up here melting
in front of my fireplace.
不,这个圣诞老人会帮你
处理上面的工作
No, the toy Santa will be dealing
with business up here.
我能去处理上面的工作
I can deal with business up here.
圣诞,如果精灵们发现我们作假
Santa, if the elves find out
we’ve made a switch…
不!不!
这台机器不是解决问题的办法
No! No!
This machine is not the answer.
嘿！嘿！嘿！你!嘘!
Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! Shoo!
哗，哗，哗！
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
看,没有比这更完美的了
Look, you can’t get
much better than that.
而且我保证
一点也不会痛的
And I promise, it won’t hurt a bit.
-我进去了
-我看不下去了!
– I’m goin’ in.
– Oh, I can’t watch this!
嗷！嗷！
Ow! Ow!
太完美了!
It’s perfect!
因为这个是我
爱因斯坦
That’s because it’s me, Einstein.
-你没事把?
-没事,这里给撞了一下
– Santa, are you all right?
– Yeah, I got a shock in there.
是应该有撞击的吗?
Is there supposed to be a shock?
它没穿衣服!
It’s naked!
找点东西盖上
Throw something over it.
-太不可思议了!
-是啊
– It’s incredible!
– Yes, it is.
他能说话吗?
Can he talk?
你好?
Hello?
你好?
Hello?
吼，吼，吼！
Ho, ho, ho!
-不错
-你也不错
– Not bad.
– Not bad yourself.
我不想碰他,
I can’t put my finger on it,
不过我挺喜欢你的
but there’s something
about you that I like.
我也挺喜欢你!
There’s something about you that I like!
哈
Hah.
-看好他.我马上回来
Watch him. I’ll be right back.
-他马上回来
He’s coming right back.
哈哈哈！
Ha-ha-ha!
-伯纳德,我需要你的帮助
-你什么意思?
– Bernard, I need your help.
– What do you mean?
我是说我要去看看查理
我要你让那些精灵相信…
What I mean is I gotta go see Charlie,
and I want you to convince the elves
那个…玩具圣诞就是我
that toy Santa is me.
-嗨,你看到那个东西了吗?
-我看到了
– Hmm. Have you seen that thing?
– I’ve seen it.
让精灵们不要靠近他
告诉他们…
Keep the elves at a distance and say
我改变了造型
会奏效的
that I’ve changed my look, it’ll work.
圣诞,我们是在冒险
Oh, Santa, we’re in way over
our heads here.
如果有人能做的
那就是你,你是最好的
If anybody can do this,
it’s you, number one.
我不对所有的精灵撒谎
I’m not gonna lie to all the elves.
我个人觉得他看起来
很可怕
I myself think he looks
absolutely terrific!
不过比他今年任何时候
都更加精神
Better and fresher somehow
than he has in years.
他的皮肤现在更加柔软
There’s now a more supple veneer
to his skin
他的头发也更加浓密光泽
and an added luster
to the thickness of his hair.
你可以说看起来…
You could almost say there’s a…
他有些像玩具
A toy-like quality to him.
不过最重要的是,他非常
喜欢新的造型
Most importantly,
he’s very happy with his new look,
我要提醒你们不要指指点点
和盯着他看
and I would caution you all
not to point or stare
或者说出这个词”塑料”
or use the word “plastic.”
好吗?
Okay? Okay.
谢谢大家,没事了
回去工作吧
Thank you. That’s all.
Back to work, please.
科莫特,我不想带上普兰瑟
Comet, because I don’t want
to take Prancer.
我要和你一起做个短途旅行
上次我们去旅行是什么时候了?
I want to take a trip with you.
When’s the last time we had a cruise?
我爱你,伙计
– I love you, buddy.
而且,普兰瑟吃太多苹果了.
你知道那会怎么样
Besides, Prancer had too many apples.
We know what that means.
在你走之前,
看看你的手表
Before you go,
take a look at your watch.
嗨!去那里也少不了这个
Hey! Can’t go anywhere without that.
-我做了些改进
-很漂亮 真不错
– I’ve done some work on it.
– It’s beautiful. It really is.
-你喜欢吗?
-当然,完美的工艺
– You like it?
– The workmanship’s fabulous.
它有能量存储器
能显示你还剩下多少魔力
It has a power reserve that measures
how much magic you have left.
-它显示有10
-那应该够了
– It’s at 10.
– That should be enough.
不管什么原因如果你
用光了所有的魔力
But if you use up any magic
for any reason, the level drops.
圣诞,如果指针到零的话
Santa, if it gets to zero,
你就无法返回到北极了
you won’t be able to return to the Pole.
喔噢
Uh-oh.
那么就让我们不要让它降到零
Then let’s not let it get to zero!
-现在,看着我
-嗯?
– Now, look at me.
– Mmm-hmm.
什么才是最重要的?
What’s the most important thing?
不要随便摸圣诞老人?
For you not to touch Santa?
祝你顺利回来!
For you to come back!
谢谢
Thank you.