有答案的男子（2021）

I am.
如果我告诉你我也想游泳 你会停下来吗
Would you have stopped if I told you I also wanted to swim?
不
No.
你在等什么 进来
What are you waiting for? Get in.
哦 不
Oh, no.
为什么 你不会游泳吗
Why? Can’t you swim?
我不会进到你拉尿的湖里的
I am not getting in a lake that you have pissed in.
你在湖里游过泳吗
Have you ever swum in a lake?
没
No.
来吧 进来吧
Come on, get in.
体验一把
For the experience.
如果你溺水了 我保证会救你
I’ll save you if you drown. Promise.
好孩子
Good boy.
我得告诉你怎么跳吗
Should I tell you how to jump?
微微弯曲膝盖
Slightly bend the knees
然后把你的重心向前
and then throw your weight forward.
并用腿往外推
And push with the legs.
否则你会用肚子撞到水的
Otherwise you will fall on your belly.
我是一名优秀的老师
I’m an excellent teacher.
爽吧 -嗯 很爽
It’s nice, huh? -Yeah. Nice.
你是从哪学的
So where did you learn this?
我才不告诉你
I’m not gonna tell you that.
你是即兴创作的吧 -是的
You were improvising? -Yeah.
多么有才华啊
What a talent.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
我们找到了希腊最优秀的人才
we found the best talent of Greece.
我告诉过你这条路线更好
I told you this route was nicer.
哼
Hmm.
你需要相信你车里的陌生人
You need to start trusting the stranger in your car.
那么 我之前问到哪里了
So, where were we?
对了
Right!
你要去德国吗
Are you going to Germany?
你搜过我的东西吗 -所以答案是要去
Did you search my stuff? -So that’s a yes.
不去德国
No.
是去德国
Yes.
可能去吧
Maybe.
可能
Maybe?
这个游戏很傻
This game is stupid.
你不能用是或否来回答所有问题
You can’t answer everything with a yes or no.
可以的 -不能
Yes. -No.
我想世界已经变得太复杂
I guess the world has become too complex
以至于无法给出简单的答案了
for simple answers.
（意大利语）操你骂 混♥蛋♥
Fuck you, asshole!
去你♥妈♥的♥傻♥逼♥
Stronzo in your face, asshole!
我真的分不清谁开得最坏
I really can’t tell who drives the worst,
希腊人还是意大利人
Greeks or Italians.
我不认为在这里开这么快是个好主意
I don’t think it’s a good idea to go so fast here.
怎么了 我是不是已经走出了我的舒适区
Why? Am I getting outside my comfort zone?
哦
Ohh!
哦
Ohh!
哦
Ohh!
（警笛声）
(police siren)
（意大利语） 你好 -你好
Hello. -Hello.
你知道你超速了吗
You know you were driving over the limit?
我告诉过你不要开这么快
I told you not to drive so fast.
请出示驾照和车辆登记信息
License and registration, please.
驾照和车辆登记信息
License and car registration.
别紧张
Calm down.
谁是安杰丽卡
Who is Angelika?
是谁
Who?
安杰丽卡是谁
Who is Angeliki?
不关你的事
It’s none of your business.
这不关你的事
It’s none of your business.
你喝酒了吗
Have you been drinking?
是的 -没有
Yes. -No.
你要帮我们订酒吗
Are you going to take our order, then?
从车里出来
Get out of the car.
出来 下车
Get out. Exit the car.
我们走吧
Let’s go.
上车
Come on.
非常感谢 -谢谢 再见
Thank you very much. -Thanks. Goodbye.
今天学了一课：这里的人不能开玩笑
Lesson of the day: people here can’t take a joke.
我到底是为什么要带你上路
Why did I take you with me?
因为你喜欢我
Because you like me.
我不喜欢你
I don’t like you.
这么说太残酷了
You’re so cruel.
你认为在派出所前无证驾驶
You think it’s wise to drive without a license
是明智的吗
in front of the police station?
这是你的错
It’s your fault.
我没有开车 超速的是你
I wasn’t driving and you were speeding.
去你的
Fuck you.
我们只是共享汽车的两个陌生人
We’re just two strangers sharing a car.
这是我的车
My car.
是你的车
Your car.
如果您愿意 我可以成为您的私人司机
If you want, I can be your personal driver.
你有驾照吗 -你还是别知道的好
You have a license? -You should not know.
我们去哪
Where are we going?
吃饭 喝东西和睡觉的地方
Somewhere to eat, drink and sleep.
但是你必须得穿衬衫
But you must wear a shirt.
我不认为这是一个好主意
I don’t think this is a good idea.
你今晚有更好的事情要做吗
You got something better to do tonight?
这就是我们不开高速的原因吗
Is this why we got off the autostrada?
玩得开心点
Have fun.
是什么让他们坚信他们可以
What makes them believe they can spend their whole life
和同一个人度过一生
with the same person?
我们这样也很快乐啊
We’re happy now.
跟我来
Come on.
抱歉
oops.
托马索 你好
Tommaso, hi.
马蒂亚斯
Mathias.
（意大利语）嗨 你来了
Hi. You came!
我带了一个朋友 好吗
I brought a friend, OK?
当然可以
Of course.
托马索 这是维克托拉斯 维克多拉斯 这是托马索
Tommaso this is Victoras. Victoras this is Tommaso.
嗨 维克托拉斯 -你好
Hi, Victoras. -Hi.
强有力的劲道
Strong handshake.
你是德国人吗
Are you German?
不
No.
英国人 -不
English? -No.
法国人 -不
French? -No.
保加利亚人 -不
Bulgarian? -No.
问他是不是希腊人
Ask him if he’s Greek.
希腊人
Greek?
是的 -当然当然
Yes. -But of course!
扔 扔 扔
Toss…toss…toss…
我们喝酒吧
Now we drink.
干杯
Cheers!
你和马蒂亚斯在哪里认识的
Where did you and Mathias meet?
我们第一次见面是在希腊群岛
First time we met, it was at the Greek Islands.
我们两个人玩得很开心
We had great time, the two of us.
就是男生活动
Just the boys,
跳岛游 喝酒 在沙滩上赤身裸体
doing island hopping, drinking and getting naked on the beach.
然后我们坐渡轮去意大利
We then took the ferry to Italy.
我让他搭我的车
And I gave him a ride in my car.
他付了汽油费吗
Did he pay for gas?
喝酒呀 -好
Drink! -Yes.
你们在养鱼吗
You don’t drink?
我有和你说过吗 这个家族酿造葡萄酒
Did I tell you? This family makes the wine.
那你们两个在哪里认识的
Where did you two meet?
在希腊
In Greece.
我们做了跳岛游 裸的