特工插班生（1997）

I want a ThighMaster
还有一台臀部紧缩器
and I want a ButtMaster.
如果你们不能给我 我就回狄莫音去
If you can’t give it to me, I’m going back to Des Moines.
不要打饭店的小弟了
Just don’t hurt the help.
随便你要什么都行
It’s whatever you want.
我要这个人因为他很棒
What I want is this guy. He’s fantastic.
我喜欢跟他演对手戏
I love working with him.
希望我通过甄试了 谢谢你们来找我
I hope I’ve passed your audition. Thank you for asking.
我们来发挥一下创意
Let’s get creative.
我在想第一季，罗莉可以演…
I’m thinking for our opening season, Lori…
茱丽叶
as Juliet.
沙滩上的莎士比亚
Shakespeare in the Sand!
你的角色已经批准了好吗，都随你
You’ve got casting approval, okay?For your lead.
《圣女贞德》 给喜欢看动作片的人
Joan of Arc for our action people.
我放火烧你
I set you afire.
你砍他头对吧
You behead him, right?
实验剧
Experimental.
猫
”Cats.”
等一下，用人来演
Wait a second! With people.
用人来演猫，我们来试一试
People as cats. Let’s workshop.
你们两个是猫
You’re both cats.
你是我的大猫 我有一支大猫，趴下来
You’re my big cat. I’ve got a giant cat. Get down.
有创意的制片人，谢谢
Creative producer. Thank you.
你是狗 什么
You’re the dog.
我们有一支狗一支猫 可是它们水火不容
We’ve got a dog and a cat, but they hate each other.
追啊，追啊
Chase, chase.
快啊快啊
Go, go!
走啊，猫咪走啊
Cat, go, kitty, go!
我跟罗莉是夫妻
Lori and I are the husband and wife.
我们养了猫跟狗
We have this cat and this dog.
我们很爱它们
We love each of them,
可是它们却水火不容
but they hate each other.
所以你是那支坏猫 我们只能…
So you’re the bad cat. The only thing we can do is-
不要乱来，坏猫咪，坏猫
Cut it out! Bad kitty! Bad cat!
这样可以吗，你们喜欢吗
Is this working? Are you liking it?