这个男人来自地球（2007）

So he tried.
所以他做出了尝试
One dissident against Rome?
跟罗马持♥不♥同♥政♥见♥
Rome won.
罗马赢了
The rest is history.
其余的都是历史了
Well, sort of. Lot of fairy tales mixed in.
差不多是历史 只是掺杂了很多神话
I knew it.
我就知道
He’s saying he was Christ.
他说他就是基♥督♥(救世主)
Oh, no. That’s the medal…
不 救世主这个称呼只是…
they pinned on Jesus to fulfill prophecy.
人们为完成预言而强加的褒奖
The crucifixion.
钉死在十字架呢
He blocked the pain as he had learned to do
他从西♥藏♥和印度
In tibet and india.
学会了如何阻滞痛苦
He also learned to slow his body processes
他也学会了如何减缓生命的肌体过程
Down to the point where they were undetectable.
慢到人们无法觉察生命迹像
They thought he was dead.
人们以为他死了
so his followers pulled him
因此他的信徒们
From the cross, placed him in a cave…
将他从十字架上抬下来 安葬在山洞
his body normalized as he had trained it to…
他根据所学 恢复了正常的生命状态
he attempted to go away undetected,
他本打算悄无声息地离开
But some devotees were standing watch.
可一些皈依他的人在周围守望着
Tried to explain.
他想解释
They were ecstatic.
可他们欣喜若狂
Thus, I was resurrected,
因此 我复活了
And I ascended to central europe…
我行至中欧
to get away as far as possible.
想尽可能离开罗马远远的
You don’t mean a word of this, John.
你完全是口是心非 约翰
My god, why are you doing this?
我的天哪 你为什么这么做
Let me see your wrists.
让我看你的手腕
I don’t scar.
我不会结疤
Besides, they tied me…
另外 他们只把我绑了起来…
but nails and blood make better religious Art.
可钉子和鲜血使得宗教艺术更为迷人
all the speculations about Jesus.
对耶稣的种种揣测啊!
He was black, he was asian,
他是黑人 亚洲人
He was a blue-eyed Aryan with a golden beard…
蓄着金色胡须的蓝眼亚利安人
and hair straight out of vidal sassoon’s,
一头维达·沙宣设计的发型
He was a benevolent alien, he never existed at all.
心地善良的外星人 根本从未存在过
Now he’s a caveman.
现在他成了穴居人
The Christ figure goes all the way back to Krishna…
基♥督♥的形像跟奎师那完全一样
Hercules, of course.
当然还有赫拉克勒斯
Hercules?
赫拉克勒斯
Born of a virgin, Alcmene.
由贞女阿尔克墨涅所生
A god for a father, Zeus.
而其父是宙斯
The only begotten.
唯一的受生者
The savior… The greek? Soter.
救世主 希腊人 救主
The good shepherd, the prince of peace,
好牧人 和平之君
Bringing gentle persuasion and divine wisdom.
循循善诱 带来神圣超凡的智慧
He died, joined his father on olympus
他死去 在奥林匹斯山加入其父的行列
A thousand years before gethsemane.
比蒙难地的出现还要早一千年
How can you compare pagan mythology to the true word?
你怎能把异教神话跟正教箴言相提并论
Pretty damn closely, I’d say.
我得说 的确很接近
The early Christian leaders,
早期的基♥督♥教领袖
They threw away hebrew manuscripts and borrowed…
都将希伯来文原稿弃置一旁
from pagan sources all over the place.
而到处引用异教♥徒♥的理论
Do you realize how…
你是否意识到…
inconsiderately you’re treating my feelings?
你这样一点都不考虑我的感受
About as inconsiderately as we’re treating John’s.
大概和我们不考虑约翰的感受一样
Well, he doesn’t believe what he’s saying!
他不信他说的话
Do you believe literally everything in the bible, Edith?
你相信《圣经》里的一切吗 伊迪丝
Yes!
是的
Before you say it,
在你开口前
I know it’s undergone a lot of changes,
我知道《圣经》经历过天翻地覆的变化
But god has spoken through man…
但是上帝通过凡人的嘴
to make his word clearer.
将他的言语说得愈加清楚
He couldn’t get it right the first time?
他第一次就没法做到
We’re imperfect! He had to work to make us understand.
我们并不完美 他得努力让我们去理解
He couldn’t get us right the first time, Edith?
他不能第一次就做到吗 伊迪丝
Taken alone, the philosophical teachings of Jesus…
更别提耶稣的哲学教义…
are buddhism with a hebrew accent…
是带着希伯来口音的佛学
Kindness, tolerance, brotherhood, love,
善 忍♥ 义 爱
A ruthless realism acknowledging…
残忍♥的现实主义者承认
that life is as it is here on earth, here and now.
生命即它到处呈现的状态
The kingdom of god, meaning goodness,
天国意味着善
is right here, where it should be.
天国在它应在之处
“I am what I am becoming.”
“我就是我”
That’s what the Buddha brought in.
这是佛祖悟出的道理
And that’s what I taught.
这也是我教授的内容
But a talking snake make a lady eat an apple,
可一条会说话的蛇诱惑妇人吃下苹果
So we’re screwed.
而使我们万劫不复
Heaven and hell were peddled…
牧师们到处散播地狱天堂
so priests could rule through seduction and terror,
利用诱惑和恐惧进行思想控制
Save our souls that we never lost in the first place.
拯救我们从未迷失过的灵魂
I threw a clean pass…
我指出一条澄明的途径…
they ran it out of the ballpark.
他们则将它发挥到极致
This is blasphemy.
这是亵渎
It’s horrible! Who else were you?
太可怕了 你到底还曾是谁
Solomon, elvis, jack the ripper?
所罗门 猫王 开膛手杰克
It’s been said that Buddha and Jesus
人们说如果佛和耶稣
Would laugh or cry if they’d known
知道人们以他们的名义所做的事
What was done in their name.
多半会哭笑不得
And if there is a creator,
如果造物主真的存在
he’d probably feel the same way.
他多半也会有一样的感觉
I see ceremony, ritual, processions,
我见过形形色♥色♥的宗教仪式
Genuflecting, moaning, intoning,
跪拜 悲叹 吟咏
Venerating cookies and wine,
崇拜饼和酒
And I think…
我认为…
it’s not what I had in mind.
这并非我的初衷
But that’s vatican flapdoodle.
这是梵蒂冈的一派胡言
It doesn’t have a thing to do with god.
根本就与上帝无关
As you said, John, everywhere, religions…
如你所说 约翰 宗教无处不在…
from exalting life to purging joy as a sin.
从升华生命到洗净做为罪愆的欢乐
Rome does it as grand opera.
罗马将《圣经》演绎成一出大歌♥剧
A simple path to goodness needs,
一条简单的通往善的途径
a supernatural roadmap.
超自然的路标
Supernatural…
超自然…
a stupid word.
真是个愚蠢的字眼
I mean anything that happens, happens within nature,
我是指一切现象都遵循自然规律
whether we believe in it or not.
无论我们信与不信
Like a 14,000-year-old caveman.
比如一万四千岁的穴居人
I-I-I drove for a while,
我… 我开了会儿车
And then I sat for a while.
静静地坐了一会儿
I’m so ashamed.
我感到万分惭愧
and I’m freezing.
我冷得要命
Well, come inside.
那进屋里去吧
I still don’t believe you, of course.
当然我还是不相信你
You need help.
你需要帮助
Everybody needs help.
人人都需要帮助
Yes, well, some more than others.
是的 有些人需要更多的帮助
From the Buddha to the cross,
佛祖到十字架
I have always imagined both as entirely mythic…
我一直想像它们完全是虚构的
But I would like to hear more.
可我愿意听更多的内容
May I lie on the couch for a moment?
我能在沙发上躺一会吗
I’m not as young as I used to be.
我的青春小鸟早已一去不复返
So, you were Jesus.
所以 你曾是耶稣
Well, perhaps somebody had to be, for better or for worse.
也许不论好坏 总得有人是耶稣
The jury is still out.
反正这里也没陪审团
When did you begin to believe you were Jesus?
你何时开始相信自己是耶稣的
When did you begin to believe you were a psychiatrist?
你何时开始相信自己是精神病医师的
Since I graduated harvard medical school…
打我从哈佛医学院毕业
and finished my residency, I’ve had that feeling.
完成高级训练 我就有这个感觉了
Oh, I sometimes dream about it.
有时我会梦见它