龙虾

如果我是你 我会想些别的致胜技巧
If I were you, I think of some trick that choose element of surprise…
而不是靠速度取胜
instead of speed
你说得对
You’re right
我应该如此
That’s what I would do
在你还爱我的时候回头
Back when you loved me
有天早上你问过我
You asked me one morning while we were talking
生活是什么
“what was life about?”
我对你说 对有些人来说生活是酒
I turned and told you for some it’s the wine
对有些人来说 生活是荣耀
for some it’s the glory
对有些人来说 生活是为了致富
for some it’s being rich
但对我来说 你才是我生活的意义
but for me it is only you
对有些人来说 生活是荣耀
for some it’s the glory
对有些人来说 生活是为了致富
for some it’s being rich
但对我来说 你才是我生活的意义
but for me it is only you
但你的心已然改变
Now that your heart has changed
你爱上了别人
And you love someone else
你还是想知道生活的意义
You still wonder what they’re saying
我的心很痛
How my own heart beats
是否还有像我这样的人存在
Are there perhaps more people like me exist
心早已心如死灰
Dead on the inside
人却随波逐流
Alive on the outside
心早已心如死灰
Dead on the inside
人却随波逐流
Alive on the outside
一八六房♥
Room 186
捕到一个孤独者 赢得额外的一天
One loner, one extra day
剩余三十八天 加上一天 一共三十九天
38 days left, plus one, 39
一八〇房♥
Room 180
剩余天数不变
The day of your stay remain unchanged
二九〇房♥
Room 290
捕到四个孤独者 赢得额外的四天
Four loners, four extra days
剩一百五十四天 加上四天 共一百五十八天
154 days left, plus four, 158
一〇一房♥
Room 101
剩余天数不变
The day of your stay remain unchanged
剩余三十二天
32 days left
早餐已开始供应
Breakfast is served
男人独自吃饭
Man eats alone
你昨天用了多少枚镖 十二枚
How many darts did you use yesterday? 12
请脱掉你的裤子 坐在床上
Please take off your trousers and sit on the bed
我们今天能不做这个吗
Can we not do this today?
感觉很难受
It’s awful
我知道 但恐怕我们必须做
I know, but I’m afraid we have to do it
您要知道 这能够在心理层面帮助到您
And you have no idea how much it help you psychologically…
寻找伴侣
in your search for partner
男女共餐
Man eats with woman
躺下
Lie down.
把腿张开一点
Spread your legs. More.
你是住在一八六房♥吗 正是
ls your room number 186?Yes it is
我想您应该知道 在这个酒店内的任何地方
I imagine you know masturbation is not permitted
自♥慰♥都是被严令禁止的吧
in the room or any other area of the hotel
是的
Yes
但是 我发现您还是有自♥慰♥的行为
And yet, it is been brought to my attention you continue to do it
今天你比以往勃起得都要快 这很好
Today, you became erect quicker than other days, that’s good
求求你 再久一点
Please, just a little longer
祝您有愉快的一天
Have a good day
这感觉很难受 真的很难受
That’s awful, just awful
您自♥慰♥的时候有看图片吗
Are you looking at the photograph while you masturbating?
有看
Yes
图片上面是什么
What does the photograph show?
一个在乡间骑马的裸女
A naked woman on a horse in the country
如果我是你
If I were in your shoes
我不会注意看那个裸女 而是会注意那匹马
I would not be ogling the naked woman but the horse.
我敢说 那匹马也曾经和你一样
I’m sure that horse’s once a weak and cowardly man…
是个懦夫
just like you.
女人独自走路时
Woman walks alone.
救命
Help!
没有这个必要 求你了
This is not necessary, please…
那只是个意外 我只是有点昏头了
It was a accident, I just got carried away.
没有这个必要
This is not necessary.
请把手放在面包机上
Please place your hand on the toaster.
只用警告我就好
This could be a warning.
我一直表现良好 我
I’ve been good otherwise, I…
我错了
I’m sorry.
我错了 求你了
I’m sorry, please.
求你了 我认错了
Please, please, I’m sorry.
女人和男人一起走路
Woman walks with man.
一旦你进入那个房♥间
What they do as soon as you enter the room…
会先把你的全身彻底清洗一遍
is to wash you body and your head really well.
你怎么知道
How did you know?
我叔叔曾经认识这里的一名服务生
My uncle used to know a waiter who worked here.
服务生怎么会知道流程
The waiter know the procedure?
他们是不被允许进入那个房♥间的
They are not allow to inside that room.
不管怎样 接下来他们会剥去你的皮
Nevertheless, they peel off the skin…
经过水洗和肥皂之后 皮肤已经变软了
which has become soft due to the watering and soap.
之后 他们会用激光或手术刀摘除心脏 眼球
Afterward they remove the heart, the eyes and other vital organs of the body…
以及其它重要器官
with laser or scalpels.
根据所选的动物不同 之后的流程也不尽相同
Then the procedure changes according to the animal one has choosen.
你说的很有道理
That makes total sense.
我猜测 比如哺乳动物和飞禽的步骤
I mean I suppose mammals demand different kind of work than…
就会大不相同 的确
fowl, for example. Exactly.
之后他们会把尸体残骸
Afterward they throw remaining body parts of
扔在酒店餐厅外面
the carcass outside the hotel restaurant…
血液则供给市里的医院
and distribute the blood to the hospital in the city.
为什么
Why is that?
这些血液可以供给献血不足的地区做手术
The blood is used for surgery where there aren’t blood donor available.
昨天有新人入住 我看到了
New guests arrived yesterday. Yes I saw them.
我好像看到了一个瘸腿的女人
I think I saw a woman with limp.
她只是扭伤了脚踝
It is just sprained ankle.
几天之后 她就会恢复正常了
She would be walking normally again after a few days.
真可惜
That’s a shame.
的确很可惜
It’s a shame indeed.
有一晚在大巴上
One night on the coach,
他坐在那个喜欢奶油饼干的女人身边
he sat next to woman who like butter biscuit.
他盯着窗外 不是为了看什么
He gazed out of the window, not looking at anything in particular.
只是为了避免跟她交谈
Just trying avoid talking to her.
鲍勃怎么样 它没事
How is Bob? He is fine.
我真想和你与鲍勃一起在午后散步
Give anything to go for a walk with you and Bob one afternoon.
恐怕狗不能外出 这是规定
The dogs are not allow. There’s a rule, I’m afraid.
他想“总有些让人无法反驳的借口”
“There are some excuses no one can’t argue with”, he thought.
毋庸置疑 借口有好坏之分
Some excuses without a doubt better than others.
而刚才那个借口就很好
That was really good one.
这些饼干是给鲍勃的
These biscuits are for Bob.
如果你想奖励它 可以把这个给它
I want you to give them to him whenever you want to reward him for something.
告诉它这是我送的 谢谢
Tell him it is from me Thank you.
什么时候我能去你房♥间聊天吗
Can I come to your room sometime for a chat.
我可以给你吹♥箫♥
I could give you a blow job.
或者你也可以直接上我
Or you could just fuck me.
吹♥箫♥时我总会吞下去的
I always swallow after fellatio and absolutely
如果你喜欢肛♥交♥也绝对没问题
have no problem with anal sex if that’s you thing.
我的前夫总是说
My ex-husband always used to said that
我的身材是他见过最好的 但还是不说他了
I have the most beautiful size he’s ever see, but let’s not talk about him.
我的房♥间号♥是一八〇 所以分机号♥也是一八〇
My room number is 180, so my telephone extension is 180.
希望今晚能抓到些独身者吧
Hope catch some loners tonight.
前几个晚上一个都没有抓到
Haven’t caught any the last few nights.
也希望你能抓到很多
Hope you catch lots too.
非常感谢
Thank you very much.
如果我不能很快找到合适的伴侣
If I don’t find a suitable partner soon,
我就打算跳楼自杀
I’m gonna kill myself by throwing myself out of one of room.
从窗户上跳下去
Out the window.
我希望你能记住
I want you to know that
我的房♥间在一楼
my room is on the first floor.