乐高大电影（2014）

他来了
He is coming.
快找个掩护
Cover your butt.
找个什么？
Cover the what?
维特长老
Vitruvius.
邪恶领主
Lord Business.
你把克拉格藏得很好嘛 老头子
You’ve hidden the Kragle well, old man.
小的们 干掉他
Robots, destroy him!
是的 邪恶领主
Yes, Lord Business.
你的机器人是敌不过我积木大♥师♥的
Your robots are no match for a MasterBuilder.
因为我看穿了一切
For I see everything!
呃 我的眼睛
Unh! My eyes! Ow!
克拉格 世上最强的超级武器…
The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon…
是我的了
is mine.
我得到了克拉格
Oh, the Kragle!
现在我的邪恶力量是无穷无尽的了 你们能感受到吗？
Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?
我能感受到
I can feel you.
哇噢 什么也无法阻止我了
Whoo! Nothing’s gonna stop me now.
等等 还有一个预言
Wait. There was a prophecy.
什么时候又有个预言了？
Oh, now there’s a prophecy.
是关于反抗法宝的
About the Piece of Resistance.
噢 是吗？传说中充满魔力…
Oh, yes! The supposed missing Piece of Resistance…
能够让克拉格失效的反抗法宝？
that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle.
别逗我了
Give me a break!
总有一天 会出现一个天才少年
One day, a talented lass or fellow
他有着黄色的皮肤
A Special One with face of yellow
他会在地下的神秘洞穴中
Will make the Piece of Resistance found
找到传说中的反抗法宝
From its hiding refuge underground
并且在他的带领下
And with a noble army at the helm
积木大♥师♥组成的军队会阻止克拉格 拯救世界
This MasterBuilder will thwart The Kragle and save the realm
他也将成为有史以来最伟大
And be the greatest Most interesting
最有趣 最重要的人
Most important person of all times
这些都是真的
All of this is true
因为读起来很押韵
Because it rhymes
噢 哇噢
Oh, wow.
你编的预言真的是相当的…
That was a great, inspiring legend…
振奋人心啊
that you made up.
一个”救世主”？
A “Special One”?
真是异想天开 满口胡言
What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.
八年半之后
早上好 亲爱的小窝
Good morning, apartment!
门道早上好 墙壁早上好
Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall.
天花板早上好 地板早上好
Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor!
准备迎接新的一天
Ready to start the day!
啊 就是它了
Ah, here it is!
《社交指南》如何融入社会…
“Instructions to fit in…
受到大家的喜爱…
have everybody like you…
并且保持开心
and always be happy!
第一步
Step one:
深呼吸
“Breathe.”
好了 第一步完成
Okay, got that one down.
第二步 微笑迎接每一天 然后说…
“Step two: Greet the day, smile and say…”
“亲爱的城市 早上好”
Good morning, city!
– 亲爱的城市 早上好 – 亲爱的城市 早上好
– Good morning, city! – Good morning, city!
– 早上好啊 城市 – 早晨好啊 亲爱的城市
– Good morning, city! – Top of the morning to you there, city!
– 你好吗？亲爱的城市 – 早上好 城市
– Good morning, city! How you doing? – Good morning, city!
第三步 锻炼身体
“Exercise.”
蹦蹦跳 一二一
Jumping jacks. Hit them!
一
One!
二
Two!
三
Three!
感觉充满能量
I am so pumped up!
第四步 洗澡
“Step four: Shower.”
然后记得把肥皂放远一点… 啊哈
And always be sure to keep the soap out of your…! Aah!
还要要刮胡子
Shave your face.
刷牙
Brush your teeth.
给头发梳个造型 嗯
Comb your hair. Hmm.
穿上衣服
“Wear clothes.”
咻 差点忘了这个
Oop! I almost forgot that one!
呃 不对 不是
No. No. Uh-uh. No.
不是这件
Not that. Wrong.
大功告成
And that’s it. Check.
第九步 和所有生命里最重要的人…
Step nine: Eat a complete breakfast…
一起吃一顿丰盛的早餐
with all the special people in your life.
嗨 小花 你今早想做点什么？
Hey, Plantie, what do you wanna do this morning?
看电视？我也想看
Watch TV? Me too!
大家好 我是你们的总统…
Hi, I’m President Business…
奥坦集团的董事长 以及世界的统治者
president of the Octan Corporation and the world.
我们一定要严格按照《指导手册》来办事
Let’s take extra care to follow the instructions,
不然你们就会被打入地牢
or you’ll be put to sleep.
不要忘了”墨西哥卷饼星期二”就在下周
And don’t forget Taco Tuesday’s coming next week!
每一个遵守规则的好市民
That’s the day every rule-following citizen
都可以免费得到墨西哥玉米薄饼卷
gets a free taco and my love!
祝大家新的一天愉快
Have a great day, everybody!
你也是 愿你快乐 总统先生
You have a great day too, President Business.
天呐 他真的太酷了 我真的想每天都听到他的声音…
Man, he’s such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of what…
等等 他刚才说”打入地牢”？
Wait, did he say “put to sleep”?
今晚的《裤子去哪儿》将播出
Tonight on Where Are My Pants?
亲爱的 我的裤子去哪儿了？
Honey, where are my pants?
我刚刚在想什么？算了 不管了
What was I just thinking? I don’t care.
第十一步 和邻居打招呼
“Step 11: Greet your neighbors.”
– 嗨 乔 – 嗨 哥们
– Hey, Joe. – Hey, pal.
哇噢 嗨 冲浪手戴夫
Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.
嗨 兄弟
Hey, brah.
– 噢 早上好 莎朗 – 嗨 伙计
– Oh, good morning, Sherrie. – Hey, fella.
– 嗨 茉莉 戴克斯特 – 喵 喵
– Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter. – Meow. Meow.
– 噢 安吉 洛基 坏坏雷欧力 – 喵 喵
– Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy. – Meow. Meow. Meow.
– 毛球 小毛球 大毛球 – 喵 喵
– Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior. – Meow. Meow. Meow.
– 杰夫 – 喵
– Jeff. – Meow.
第十二步 遵守所有的交通灯指示和交通规则
Step 12: Obey all traffic signs and regulations.
第十三步 来一首流行金曲
Step 13: Enjoy popular music.
本期榜单第一名…
Top of the charts again…
又被《一切妙不可言》夺得
it’s “Everything Is Awesome.”
天啊 我爱死这首歌♥了
Oh, my gosh, I love this song!
∮一切妙不可言∮
Everything is awesome
∮在集体中发光发热是多么美好∮
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team
∮一切妙不可言∮
Everything is awesome
∮当我们实现梦想∮
When we’re living our
记得打转向灯
Dream always use a turn signal.
车要停在线之间 完美
Park between the lines. Yes!
中午之前把要干洗的东西送去
Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.
看看新闻头条
Read the headlines.
别忘了要微笑
Don’t forget to smile.
记得为本土球队呐喊加油
Always root for the local sports team.
冲啊 球队
Go, Sports Team!
受到赞赏要记得回应
Always return a compliment.
– 嘿 你看起来好帅 – 你也是
– Hey, you look nice. – So do you!
还要喝超贵的咖啡
Drink overpriced coffee.
你点的咖啡好了 37美元
Here you go. That’s $37.
哇噢 太棒了
Awesome!
一切妙不可言
Everything is awesome
昨晚你看《裤子去哪儿》了吗？
Did you see Where Are My Pants? last night?
“我的裤子去哪儿啦？”
“Honey, where’s my pants?”
经典的一集啊
Classic episode.
∮ 一切妙不可言 ∮
Everything is awesome
正在接收指示 总部发来指示
Instructions coming in from Central.
如果看到任何奇怪的东西 就炸他个稀巴烂
Okay, it says here to take everything weird and blow it up.
好了 各位同僚…
All right, Cylinderheads…
让我们来把他们建的符合规范吧
let’s make it look like it does in the instructions!
嘿 弟兄
Hey, buddy!
我需要一块1×2大的积木
I need a 1-by-2 key hole.
没问题 迈克尔