乐高蝙蝠侠大电影（2017）

Hi, Jimmy! It’s the Jokes. Oop!
没人这么叫你
Nobody calls you that.
不 别人就是这么叫我的
Yes, people do call me that.
好吧 仔细听好
Okay, listen up.
快 快 快
ALL: Go, go, go!
就在现在 一枚独家秘制的小丑炸♥弹♥
At this very moment, an unnecessarily complicated bomb
正在连接能源的核内部
is being attached to the inside of the main energy core.
我给你们五分钟的时间 让市长乖乖地投降
If the mayor isn’t here in five minutes to negotiate the city’s surrender,
否则我要毁掉整个哥谭市
then I shall destroy Gotham City.
我要出名了
I did something!
博士 情况听起来很危险 也相当复杂
Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated.
跟我们说说
Talk us through it.
哥谭电视台 最新消息 小丑启用特级丑丑弹
好吧 希望不会吓到看新闻的孩子们
Well, I don’t wanna scare any small children who may be listening,
很少有人知道哥谭市
but it’s a little-known fact that Gotham City
所处的地壳板块极其脆弱
is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together.
事实上我们的脚下什么都没有
There’s literally nothing beneath us,
只有臭气熏天的无底深渊
except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear.
如果小丑的炸♥弹♥爆♥炸♥
If Joker’s bomb were to go off,
这些地壳板块就会分崩离析
these plates would break apart,
到时候所有的哥谭市民都将坠入
plunging every Gotham citizen
无底深渊 万劫不复的深渊
into the eternal abyss forever.
各位不想看到那样吧
And you wouldn’t want that, now would you?
那就让市长出来马上见我
Now get me the mayor! Joker out!
等等市长 您绝对不能去见他
Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this!
警长 找到蝙蝠侠了吗 还没有
Jim, did you find Batman? No, ma’am.
那我们别无选择了
Then we have no choice.
现在主动权掌握在小丑手里 我们必须立刻交出哥谭市
The Joker has the upper hand. We have to surrender Gotham City.
不
Oh, no.
实在抱歉
I’m sorry!
市长专机已经起飞
Flying the mayor package in right now.
全体注意 眩晕枪准备
SWAT team, get your stun guns ready!
非致命性 完毕
Non-lethal. Yeah!
市长专机开始降落
Lowering mayor package through hole.
亲爱的市长
Madam Mayor!
欢迎您的光临
Thanks for dropping by.
我只想跟你说一件事 小丑
I’ve only got one thing to say to you, Joker.
那你最好还是快点儿说
Well, you better make it fast.
你喜欢赌博吗
Do you like to gamble?
当然喜欢
Oh, I certainly do.
那你玩过轮盘吗
Do you ever play roulette?
偶尔玩玩儿
On occasion.
我可以给你个建议
Well, let me give you a word of advice.
洗耳恭听
I’m all ears.
玩轮盘的时候
When playing roulette…
然后
Yes?
想赢就赌黑色的
…always bet on black.
蝙蝠侠
Batman?
你怎么来了 你是来送死的吗
What are you doing? You’re completely outnumbered here!
你疯了吧
Are you nuts?
想一起疯 来吧
You wanna get nuts? Come on!
那就一起疯吧
Let’s get nuts!
健身音乐 超酷精选曲目 一起疯精选曲目 蝙蝠侠独唱
我刚写了一首歌♥ 内容就是要痛扁你们这些坏蛋
‘Cause I just wrote a song about how I’m gonna kick all your butts!
在他开唱之前干掉他
Stop him before he starts singing!
♪ 在最黑暗的夜里 ♪
In the darkest night
♪ 我让坏人就范 ♪
I make the bad guys fall
♪ 这里有百万勇士 ♪
There’s a million heroes
计算机 加特效
Computer, overcompensate.
♪ 我是其中魁首 ♪
But I’m the best of them all
这就来 先生
I’m on my way, sir.
♪ 我有最炫的行头 蝙蝠侠 ♪
Who has the coolest gadgets? Batman!
♪ 他有唬人的技巧 蝙蝠侠 ♪
Who has the tricked-out ride? Batman!
♪ 他会最酷的后空翻 蝙蝠侠 ♪
Who does the sickest backflips? Batman!
♪ 蝙蝠侠 ♪
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Batman!
♪ 蝙蝠 ♪
Yeah, hey, hey! Batman jam!
♪ 蝙蝠侠 ♪
Batman!
♪ 你以为我肌肉发达 ♪
You think my muscles are big?
谢谢
Thank you.
♪ 你还未领教我的头脑才华 ♪
You haven’t seen my brain
♪ 女士们 你可以盯住看 ♪
Ladies, it’s okay if you stare
♪ 为什么 ♪
Why?
♪ 因为我是亿万富翁 ♪
‘Cause I’m a billionaire
打起精神来 伙计们
Get it together, guys!
别让我在蝙蝠侠面前丢脸
You’re making me look bad in front of Batman!
计算机 炸♥弹♥在哪儿
‘Puter, where’s the bomb?
炸♥弹♥位于能源核的底部
The bomb is located at the base of the energy core.
什么
What the…
♪ 我狂笑到最后 我微笑至始终 ♪
I get the last laugh, I get the final grin
♪ 把你置于哈莉·奎茵的庇护之下 ♪
Throw you into the asylum With Harley Quinn
♪ 我的双面有黑有蓝 ♪
Turn Two-Face To black-and-blue face
♪ 我绝对不是布鲁斯·韦恩 ♪
I 100% am not Bruce Wayne!
吻我吧 蝙蝠侠
Kiss me, Batman.
谁是最有男人味
Who’s the manliest man? Ugh!
蝙蝠侠
Batman!
而且肌肉相当紧实 蝙蝠侠
With the buns of steel? Batman!
计算机
‘Puter.
谁敢跟熊来抱抱 蝙蝠侠
Who could choke-hold a bear? Batman!
谁健身从不偷懒 蝙蝠侠
Who never skips leg day? Batman!
谁从不逃税
Who always pays their taxes?
不是蝙蝠侠
Not Batman
你们这次怎么又全军覆没了
How is he beating all of you again?
是因为我
Because…
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
我是蝙蝠侠
I’m Batman!
要爆♥炸♥了
It’s gonna blow!
我是蝙蝠侠
I’m Batman!
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
我是蝙蝠侠
I’m Batman!
嗨 蝙蝠侠 真是怪了 我怎么总能撞上你
Hi, Batman! So weird to keep running into you.
蝙蝠侠
Batman!
看来你的计划失败了
Looks like your plan failed.
等着吧 总有一天哥谭市会落到我的手里
Well, it’s only a matter of time before I take over Gotham City.
那一天会是什么时候 计算机
When has that ever happened? Computer!
计算中 哥谭市何时会落到小丑手里 下辈子
Calculating. Never.
知道吗
You know why?
因为我总是先你一步
Because I’m always one step ahead of you.
但是你永远都抓不到我
And I always get away!
这次你跑不掉了
Not this time.
因为这次
‘Cause this time
我已经抓到你了
I got you.
是吗
Oh, yeah?
你好像忘了一件重要的事
Well, there’s only one problem.
炸♥弹♥你还没有拆呢
Who’s gonna defuse the bomb?
总得有人去吧 蝙蝠侠
It’s gotta be one or the other, Batman.
要么拯救城市 要么抓住你最大的敌人
Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得
You can’t do both.
抱歉 你刚才说什么
I’m sorry, what did you just say?
鱼和熊掌不可兼得
You can’t do both, I said.
不 上一句话
No, I mean the other thing.
要么拯救城市 要么抓住最大的敌人
Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.
你觉得你是我最大的敌人
You think you’re my greatest enemy?
当然 你对我真是太痴迷了
Yes! You’re obsessed with me!
不 我没有
No, I’m not.
你有 我没有
Yes, you are. No, I’m not.
你就有 除了我谁还能把你逼到这个地步
Yes, you are! Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?
贝恩可以 贝恩不行
Bane. No, he doesn’t!
超人可以 超人又不是坏蛋
Superman. Superman’s not a bad guy!
这么看来 我现在并没有特定的敌人
Then I’d say that I don’t currently have a bad guy.
我的对手可不止眼前的一两个
I am fighting a few different people.
什么
What?
我喜欢跟人斗