他会射♥精♥到足以摧毁她的身体
He would have an ejaculation so big that it would destroy her body,
从她的大脑中出去 摧毁一座建筑
exit through her brain and destroy a building!
超人是一种不能做♥爱♥的生物 因为他会杀了他的伴侣
Superman is a being who can’t make love, because he’d kill his partner.
在十五年之内
In 15 years these children will go off to war,
这些孩子们会奔赴战场
去高兴地杀死秘鲁人
to kill Peruvians with pleasure.
我的名字是伯格
My name is Berg, my planet is Uranus.
我的星球是天王星
这个男孩是同性恋 他的名字叫尼基
This boy was a homosexual. His name was Nicky.
我在麦克斯城酒吧找到了他
I found him at the Max’s City Bar.
他打扮成女人 喝醉后勾引我
He was dressed up as a woman and he seduced me when he got drunk,
因为他摘下了假发 扔在桌上 露出了一个光秃秃的脑袋
because he took off his wig, threw it on the table and revealed a bald head.
我想 这太棒了
I thought, “This is fantastic.”
他是一个伟大的艺术家 帮我制♥作♥了电影的服装
He was a great artist and helped me make the costumes for the film.
这位女士 过去常在电影制片厂闲逛
This lady… used to wander the film studios
寻找兼♥职♥工作
looking for work as an extra.
我收留了她 每个人都取笑她 因为他们认为她疯了
I took her in. Everyone made fun of her because they thought she was mad.
我爱她是因为她出现时头发和阴毛都是绿色的
I loved her because she showed up with green hair and green pubic hair.
她戴着一顶阴♥部♥假发
She was wearing a pubic wig.
最有趣的是她没有肚脐 它是令人惊异的
The most fascinating thing was that she had no belly button. It was amazing.
因为我是一个神秘主义者 我立刻想到了夏娃
Because I am a mystic, I immediately thought of Eve.
夏娃没有肚脐 因为她生在亚当的肋骨上
Eve had no belly button because she was born from Adam’s rib.
我喜欢建那个高高的厕所
I loved building that tall toilet.
那个窗户的大小错了 我不喜欢
Our window is the wrong size,
那是我的金玉其外的梦想 坐在马桶上晃着双腿
That’s my golden dream – to sit on the toilet with my legs dangling.
I don’t like it.
伯格
Berg, why do we have that enormous hole in the wall?
那是完美的 神秘的马桶
That’s the perfect, mystical toilet.
为什么我们的墙上有个大洞
堵上
Close it up!
我以为粪便的力量可以产生免费的电力
I thought that the force of falling excrement could create free electricity.
如果你把马桶拉起来拉屎 大便掉下来的时候就能发电
If you raise the toilet and shit, the turds generate electricity when they fall.
如果全人类都在两米高的厕所里拉屎
If all mankind shitted from a two-meter high toilet,
我们可以得到我们想要的所有电力
we could have all the electricity we wanted.
这是宇宙之母和知识分子之间的关系
This is a relationship between the universal mother and an intellectual.
我们的小宝贝饿了
Our little baby is hungry.
这个疯狂 张扬的人物
This mad, flamboyant character
是一位研究电子学的知识分子
is an intellectual who deals with electronics,
那时候还不怎么流行
which in those days were not so much in vogue.
他是一个天才的数学家 有一个巨大的俄狄浦斯情结
He is a genius mathematician and has a tremendous Oedipus complex.
我一直在考虑天王星
I’ve always considered Uranus
来代表人类黑暗和堕落的一面
to represent the dark and depraved side of humans.
这就是我对天王星的看法
That’s how I see Uranus.
它是所有行星中最远 最神秘 最黑暗的
It’s the farthest, most mysterious and darkest of all planets.
它与宇宙深处的暗能量有关
It’s related to the deep, dark energy in the Universe.
它与无意识有关
It’s related to the unconscious.
我预见到了电脑和互联网的使用
I foresaw the use of computers and the Internet.
很多人问我对技术发展的看法
Many people ask me how I feel about technological developments,
关于互联网等等 比如机器人
about the Internet and so on, things like robots.
你把报告完成了吗
– Have you finished the report? – No.
没有
我认为如果我们能走到这一步 那是因为人类是为此而生的
I think that if we have got this far, it’s because man was created for it.
蜘蛛结蜘蛛网 没有人觉得奇怪
Spiders make spider’s webs, and nobody finds it surprising.
人类制♥造♥机器是因为这是他们大脑程序的一部分
Man makes machines because that is part of their brain programming.
机器是神圣的
Machines are sacred.
探索生命奥秘也是人类的天性
It’s also in man’s encoding to explore the mystery of life
总统想要报告 快点 快点
知道这是给我们的信息
and to know that there is a message for us.
The president wants the report. Hurry up! Hurry!
我们只知道宇宙中百分之一的物质
We only know one percent of the matter in the Universe.
我们必须探索和创造生命 这是积极的
We must explore and create life. It’s something positive.
但这也是一把双刃剑
But it is also a double-edged sword.
互联网使世界变得全球化
The Internet has globalized the world,
但它可能会成为一个全球独♥裁♥国家
but it could become a global dictatorship.
我是总统的金融顾问
I am financial adviser to the president.
这些东西很危险
These things are dangerous,
但是人类的发展什么时候不是危险的呢
but when hasn’t human development been dangerous?
一切都是危险的
Everything is dangerous,
但是人类将会向前发展 因为我们有三个重要的使命
but mankind will move forward, because we have three essential missions –
第一 了解整个宇宙
number one, to know the whole Universe,
第二 要想和宇宙一样长时间存在
secondly, to survive for as long as the Universe does,
为了拯救这个国家的经济
To save the country’s economy,
第三 我们必须成为宇宙的良知
and thirdly, we must become the Universe’s conscience.
我们一定要在以后的五年内
we must eliminate four million citizens in the next five years.
除去四百万个居民
这是其中一位制♥作♥人 他带着30万走了 我们再也没见过他
This is one of the producers. He left with $300,000 and we never saw him again.
开始行动 建造毒气室
Begin the operations of the gas chambers,
然后是毒气学校 毒气大学
gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums,
他就这么跑了 消失了 把我们晾在一边
He just ran off, disappeared, and left us hanging.
毒气图书馆
毒气博物馆 毒气舞厅
gas dance halls, and gas whore houses, etcetera.
我有一个助手 罗伯特·泰歇 一个年轻的美国人
I had an assistant, Robert Taicher, a young American man.
和毒气妓院等等
他说 你打算怎么办 我说 什么都没有 我要等
He said, “What are you going to do?” I said, “Nothing. I’m going to wait,
有人会给我30万美元 用报纸包起来
“and someone will bring me $300,000 wrapped up in a newspaper.”
他说 你疯了 我说 是的 我是
He said, “You are crazy.” And I said, “Yes, I am.”
我坐在那里等着
I sat around waiting.
六个星期过去了 人们越来越绝望
Six weeks went by and people were getting desperate.
我说 我们等等吧 奇迹总会发生
I said, “Let’s wait. Miracles happen.”
泰彻失踪了
Taicher, who had disappeared –
我还以为他抛弃了我们 拿着个包裹回来了
I thought he had deserted us, came back with a parcel
用报纸包起来 里面有30万美元 然后给了我
wrapped in newspaper containing $300,000 and gave it to me.
他的父亲是美国最大的鞋类零售商之一
His father was one of the biggest footwear retailers in America.
他是个百万富翁 所以他拿走了30万美元
He was a millionaire. So he took $300,000
然后把它给了我电影就是这样结束的
and gave it to me. And that’s how we finished the film.
我恨你 我恨你 我恨你
I hate you! I hate you…!
我的名字是艾克森
My name is Axon, my planet is Neptune.
我的星球是海王星
我是警♥察♥首长
I am the chief of police.
我很难找到这个男孩
I had trouble finding this boy.
我让我的同性恋助理帮我找个睾丸大的男孩
I asked my gay assistant to find me a boy with big testicles.
这是关于纳粹主义的我造了这个巨大的武器
This is about Nazism and I had this huge weapon built.
我想要一个纳粹仪式
I wanted a Nazi ceremony.
这个人在我们拍摄这一幕的时候服用了迷幻药
This man had taken LSD when we shot the scene.
在戏的结尾 我说停
At the end of the scene, I said, “Cut!”
他以为我的意思是切掉他的蛋蛋
He thought I meant, “Cut off his testicles!”
他差点就把他们切断了
He almost cut them off.
你看到 咔 哎哟
You see there… “Cut!” Ouch!
这是你一生中最美好的一天
This is the most beautiful day of your life.
那时这些发型并不流行
These hair styles weren’t in vogue at that time.
出于你的自愿
Of your own free will you came to surrender part of your body to me.
你来把你身体的一部份交给我
它们是为电影而发明的 现在它们很常见
They were invented for the film. Nowadays they are very common.
你决定接受入会仪式
You decided to undergo the initiation
其他九百九十九个英雄们已经通过
that 999 other heroes have passed.
墨西哥的丑闻在我拍摄圣山的时候愈演愈烈
The scandal in Mexico grew as I shot The Holy Mountain.
你的牺牲完成了
Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles.
我被攻击了 两千人游♥行♥ 把我和凶手曼森相提并论
I got attacked. 2,000 people marched equating me with Manson, the killer,
我的千睾圣殿
说他们想要我死 或者离开墨西哥
and saying they wanted me dead, or out of Mexico.
这是一个巨大的丑闻和真正的斗争拍摄
It was a great scandal and a real struggle to shoot.
教会指责我做黑人弥撒
The Church accused me of performing black masses.
这是圣书
This is the holy book. Learn to believe in me.
埃切维里亚 国防部长 威胁要杀了我
Echeverria, the minister of defense, threatened to kill me.
学习相信我
我带着所有的录像逃到纽约是因为他们来我家了
I fled to New York with all the footage because they came to my house.
有一个准军事组织叫鹰
There was a paramilitary group called “The Hawks”.
他们打扮成平民 开始大喊
They were dressed as civilians and started shouting,
佐多罗夫斯基 我们要杀了你在午夜时分
“Jodorowsky, we are going to kill you,” in the middle of the night.
我害怕他们会炸掉我的房♥子 而我的孩子们就在那里
I was afraid they would bomb my house, and my children were there.
我和家人聚在一起 搬到了纽约
I gathered my family together and moved to New York.
对我来说 这是最有趣的序列之一
For me, this is one of the most interesting sequences,
因为我在里面揭露了
because in it I reveal
特效的技巧
the artifice of special effects.
在屠♥杀♥学生中 你可以看到特效是如何制♥作♥出来的
In the slaughter of the students, you see how the special effects are made.
我把它公开地展示出来 但场面也一样戏剧化
I show it openly, but the scenes are just as dramatic.
烟雾穿过小巷 这是自然的 不是电子化的
Smoke moves through an alley. It was natural, it wasn’t done electronically.

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