we really need you right now.
鲁比·洛德正在作直播 他想采访你
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live and needs to interview you.
小姐
Miss?
通用身份证明
Multi-pass.
告诉阿诺计划A失败了 执行计划B
Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B.
前面有外星人 大家散开
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
后援小队 去18区
Backup unit, zone 18.
禁止进入
危险区域
鲁比·洛德先生是最有名的电台主播
Mr.Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
能参加他的节目是一种荣耀
It’s a great honor to be on his talk show.
他超棒的
He’s so green.
我知道你很激动
I’m sure you’re very excited.
我在休假 不想被人打扰
I’m on vacation and don’t want to be bothered.
我不想透露姓名
I prefer to remain anonymous.
科本·达拉斯
Korben Dallas!
他来了 双子炸肉饼比赛的冠军
Here he is! The winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
他真有魅力 为他倾倒吧 女士们
This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting, ladies…
他简直性感得一塌糊涂
’cause he is hotter than hot. He’s hot, hot, hot!
完美身材 完美发型 一切都很完美
The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on.
非常完美 非常完美
Right on. Right on.
他有话…
And he’s got something to say…
想对收音机前的五百亿听众说
to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.
说吧 帅哥
Pop it, D-man.
大家好
Hi.
难以置信
Unbelievable.
颤抖吧 姑娘们 他将轰动世界
Quiver, ladies, quiver.He’s going to set the world on fire.
五点到七点
Right here from Five to Seven.
带你全方位了解这位帅哥
You’ll know everything there is to know about the D-man.
他的梦想
His dreams…
他的渴望
his desires…
他最私密的一切
his most intimates of intimates.
不过我手头资料显示 他就叫”私密”
And from what I’m looking at, intimate is his middle name.
来说说吧
So tell me, my man…
你现在紧张吗
you nervous in the service?
不怎么紧张
Not really.
听众们颤抖吧
Freeze those knees much knees
因为科本在接受我的采访
’cause Korben’s in the place and he’s on the case.
昨日的青蛙将化身明日
Yesterday’s frog will be tomorrow’s Prince…
弗拉斯顿天堂的王子
of Fhloston Paradise!
这酒店里有一千零一个童话 有幻想 有美梦
The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies and linger bodies.
永不枯竭的美酒喷泉 还有女人
A magic fountain flowing with nonstop wine, women and…
还有服务
hootchie-kootchie-koo…
一整晚哦
all night long.
一整晚 一整晚
All night long. All night.
准备好邮票吧 姑娘们
Start licking stamps, girls,
因为你会为了他写信给妈妈
because he’ll have you writing home to Mama.
五点到七点 我将说出你的渴望
Right here from Five to Seven, I’ll be your voice, your tongue.
追踪报道世界上最性感的男人 属于你
On the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man…
也属于我的男人
my man.
今日节目到此结束
End of transmission.
明天五点见
See you tomorrow at five.
效果怎么样
How was it?
简直太完美了
It was just absolutely green.
有多完美
Green like what?
完美得要死掉了
Crystal green.
无法想象的完美
Any kind of green you want…
美过天 美过地
tree green, emerald, pond green.
科本 宝贝 刚刚那算什么
Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
糟透了 非常空洞
It was bad! It had nothing!
没有亮点 没有激♥情♥ 什么都没有
No fire! No energy! No nothing.
你知道我是在做节目吧
You know I have a show to run here.
必须要高♥潮♥迭起 高♥潮♥ 高♥潮♥
It must pop, pop, pop!
所以 明天五点到七点
So tomorrow, from five to seven…
请别再给我只说两个字
please act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary.
节目必须要做好 听到没有
It must be green! Okay? Okay?
我能跟你聊一下吗 只跟你聊
Can I talk to you for a second? Just talk to you?
我来不是为了跟你做什么基佬广播节目的
I didn’t come here to play Pumba on the radio.
明天五点到七点 你自己想办法吧
Tomorrow, from five to seven, you’ll give yourself a hand.
够完美了吗
Green?
超级完美
Super green.
达拉斯 科本·达拉斯
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
是我
That’s me.
名单里只有一位科本·达拉斯
I only have one Korben Dallas on my list,
而且已经登船了
and he’s already checked in. Okay?
那不可能 我就是科本 达拉斯
That’s impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
不好意思 先生 已经结束登船了
Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
等等 等等 等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
你们谁负责
I need to talk to someone!
我不相信
I don’t believe this!
这不是演习 警方已经控制了这里
This is not an exercise. This is a police control.
对不起
I’m sorry.
-手放到黄色圆圈上 -我已经冷静了
– Put your hands in the yellow circle. – I’m calm.
一点小误会 一点小误会
There’s been a mistake. There’s been a mistake.
为了缩短您的旅程
To make your flight as short as possible
乘务员将开启睡眠控制系统
flight attendants are switching on the sleep regulator…
以方便您在航行期间进入睡眠
which will regulate your sleeping during the flight.
谢谢
Thank you.
你好
Hi.
-您会讲英文了 -我在学
– You speak English. – Yes. I learn.
很好
Good.
我们不是在度假
We are not on vacation.
我有重要任务 我为一些大人物做事
I’m on an important mission. I work for some important people.
如果我没来找你 你就会有麻烦
If I hadn’t come to get you, you’d be in big trouble.
懂了吗 麻烦
Understand me? Big trouble?
懂了
Yes.
不过你 不会有问题
But you, no trouble.
我 第五元素
Me, Fifth Element.
至高无上的存在
Supreme Being.
我保护你
Me protect you.
睡觉
Sleep.
-祝你好梦 达拉斯先生 -别 等等…
– Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas. – No, wait, wait…
一区睡眠控制系统已启动 船长
Sleep regulator operative in zone one. Captain.
谢谢
Thank you.
二区呢 启动了吗
Zone two. Are you operative?
二区
Zone two?
一切就绪 船长
Everything’s ready, Captain.
-洛德先生 -干什么
– Mr. Rhod… – What?
您先不要动 我出去一下
You gonna have to assume your individual position.
我不想不动 我哪里都要动
But I don’t want one position, I want all positions!
洛德先生
Mr. Rhod–
起落架附近有寄生虫
Parasites in landing gear.
船底人员收到没有
Ground, copy?
收到 现在去前舱
Got it. Front gear.
各位 给点火
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
我们需要火 来点火
We need some heat here! Get some heat!
给这边来点火
Some heat over here, man!
这东西很赞 给这边来点火
Good shit, man. Put the heat over here!
谢谢 非常感谢
Thank you! Thank you very much!
过来 过来 把这个给我
Come, come. Give me this. Give me this.
来吧
Take that.
洛德先生
Mr. Rhod!
你可以叫我鲁比
You can call me Ruby.
燃料装好 可以走了
Fueled and ready to go.
我要请你喝一杯
I’ll buy you one. man.
已经起飞了吗
You taken off already?
我不在飞机上
I’m not on the plane.
什么
What?
貌似真的达拉斯占了我的位置
The real Dallas took my place.
我不清楚
I don’t understand.
你在跟我开玩笑吗
Are you making fun of me?
不 不 不 我发誓 我发誓

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