我的天
Oh, my god.
一看就是个神经病
You sound like a fucking psychopath.
这信息不能发
You can’t send this.
怎么回事 不
What? No.
天 我的天
Je– oh, my god.
我的天 不可以 不行 不要 操
Oh, my god. No way. No, no. No way. No. Fuck!
天啊
Oh, my god.
该死
Shit.
听着 我也不想占用你太多时间
Look, I don’t wanna take up a ton of your time…
但是我想自杀
But I’m gonna kill myself.
你复杂又单纯
“You’re complicated and simple.
而我感受到我们之间的张力
And I just feel this connection between us.
感觉我已经认识你了 这挺好的啊
I feel like I already know you.” This is kind of sweet.
你反应过度了 我想要和你在一起
I think you’re overreacting. “I just wanna be with you.
我要给你 吹♥箫♥
I wanna give you… head.
我要你的唇舌
I want you to put your…
舔过我的 乳♥头♥
Mouth on my… tits.
要和你水乳♥交♥融
I wanna feel you inside me.
我们可以在宠物家园的仓库做
We can do it in the petland stockroom.”
说话 天啊 求你说说话
Say something. Oh, my god, say something, please.
救我
Help me.
你得注意下断句
You need to watch out for run-on sentences.
你能不能做点什么
But can’t you just do something?
你不能做点什么吗
Can’t you– can’t you just do something?
你应该可以做点什么的啊 求你了
You gotta be able to do something. Y-y-y-y– come on.
比如没收他的手♥机♥啊
I don’t know. Maybe confiscate his phone?
他的电脑 他的电脑
Um– uh, his computer. His computer.
或者你可以拿到他的地址
You can maybe, um, get his address.
如果你能拿到他的地址并且没收他的手♥机♥ 就太棒了
If you get his address and you confiscate his phone, great.
拿到他的地址 把地址给我 我去他家
Get his address. You give it to me. I’m gonna go there.
-然后我 -娜丁 娜丁
And I’m gonna, um– Nadine. Nadine.
第五节课请假 好吗
Just– take fifth period off, all right?
放松一下
Try to relax.
听听音乐 喝点酸奶
Listen to some music, have a yogurt.
不要激动 可以吗
Uh, maybe just– just take it easy. Can you do that?
还有 如果你有任何
And, uh, if you have any,
其他问题的话
you know, complications…
告诉我
Let me know.
-好吗 -好
Okay? Okay.
-别担心 -谢谢你
Don’t worry. Thank you.
会没事的
It’s gonna be okay.
谢谢
Thank you.
能给我钱买♥♥酸奶吗
Can I have some money for the yogurt?
剩下的钱要还我
I want change.
你要知道 我这辈子
I just want you to know I’ve
都没有这么丢人过
never been more humiliated in my entire life.
我绝对不会
I absolutely cannot–
好了 娜丁 现在我要你接电♥话♥
okay, Nadine, so now I need you to pick up the phone–
我就是 就是不懂你 娜丁 我
I just– I just don’t understand you, Nadine. I–
你要是觉得你还可以留着手♥机♥ 你 做 梦
if you think you’re keeping that phone, you are dreaming.
你一回家 我马上收了你的手♥机♥
The second you come home, that phone is going.
我受够了 我不会再理解你
I am done. I am done trying to understand you–
拜托
please.
上帝啊 求求你救救我
Please, god, help me.
我这又是何苦呢
Why do I even bother?
我这又是
Why do I even…
你从没有给我任何东西
You’ve never given me one thing.
每次我求你的时候 你都是
Any time I ask you for anything, you’re like,
噢 你需要帮助啊 我来帮你
“Oh, you need help with something? Let me help you.
逗你玩的啦 我要让你更惨
I’m just playing. I’m gonna butt-fuck you some more.”
你是谁
Who is this?
天啊
Oh, my god.
天啊天啊
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
什么
What?
我去
Holy shit.
我去 天啊 好了 冷静
Holy shit. Oh, my god. Okay. Calm down.
别紧张
Just relax.
听起来
sounds…
不错
Cool.
听起来不错
Sounds cool.
谢谢 谢谢
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
天啊
Oh, geez!
总比这个混♥蛋♥好
…better than this assholes.
这日子赶紧过 快点毕业吧
Please hurry the hell up and graduate.
失陪一下
Hey, one sec.
跟克丽丝塔说说那次
Oh, tell krista about the time when…
什么 等一下 不要急 你说什么
What? Wait. Slo– slow down. What do you mean?
好了 妈 你冷静点
Okay. Ma, you– calm down.
我已经尽力助攻了
I do my best to pick you up.
我是说我们本可以全胜的
I’m just saying we could have won every game.
我 我们得下次再聊了
I, uh– I’m gonna catch up with you guys later.
-不是吧 兄弟 -一言难尽
Are you kidding, man? It’s a long story.
-再见 -再见
See you. See you, man.
-嘿 出什么事了 -没事
Hey. Hey, what happened? No, it’s fine.
没事才怪
It’s not fine.
-没事 你玩得很开心 你应该留下 -我和你一起去
No, you’re having fun. You should stay. I’ll come with you.
-谢谢 -没事
Thanks. Yeah.

Hey.
你好可爱
You look cute.
谢谢
Thank you.
你也是
So– so do you. Yeah.

Mom?
妈妈
Hey, mom.

No.
-你在做什么 -我要把这些都捐了
-What are you doing? -It’s going to goodwill.
全部
All of it.
地板上的所有东西 都捐了
Everything that’s on the floor, gone.
-妈 你先冷静下来吧
-Mom, why don’t you just calm down,
-好吗 -我受够了
okay? -I’m done putting up with it.
全部的东西
All of this.
-好了 嘿 -你能相信吗
All right, hey, hey, hey. Can you believe it?
-没事的 -这是什么
It’s okay. What is this?
-这是什么鬼东西 -你消停下好吗
What is all this crap? Please stop for a second.
她的卷发器开着不关
She left her flat iron on.
她是想要烧了这栋房♥子
She wants to burn the goddamn house down!
求你了停下来好吗
Please stop for a second.
我要扔了这东西
This is going.
好了 好了 停下来 给我
Okay, all right. Stop. Just give it to me.
-放手 -把袋子给我
Hey! Just give me the bag.
这屋子里我才是大人 你不是
I am the adult here, not you!
那你为什么老是打电♥话♥给我
Then why do you always call me?
天啊
Oh, my god.
天呐 你说的对 对不起
Oh, my god. You’re right. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
我没有别人了 只有你
I just don’t have anybody else. You’re the only one.
你要去哪里
What are you doing?
我去处理这件事
I’m handling it.
哇哦 看看这景色 太美了
Wow. Look at this view. It’s amazing.
你知道接下来要干嘛的啦
Look, you know what to do.
不用我多费唇舌告诉你吧
I’m not gonna be an asshole and tell you.
你知道接下来要干嘛的啦
Look, you know what to do.
我喜欢这首歌♥
I love this song.
我不敢相信这是真的
I can’t believe this is happening.
我有好多话要跟你说 好多事情要问你
There’s so much that I’ve wanted to tell you and ask you,
我真的不敢相信这是真的
and I just can’t believe this–
哇哦 这椅子一直往后倒 对吧
Oh, wow. It just keeps going back, doesn’t it?
-我来脱 -哦 好啊
-I’ll move this stuff. -Oh, good.
是啊
Yeah.
我不知道是不是
I don’t know if–

yeah.
我来就好
Oh, I’ll get it.

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