摇滚之神（2006）

你是我的儿子，JB
You’re my son, JB.
我的野蛮小子
My widdle baby Sass.
啦-啦-啦-啦
La-la-lai-la
啦-啦-啦-啦-啦-啦
La, la, la-la-la-la-la-la
哦！
Oh!
我们去草莓河里游泳吧
Let’s take a dip in the stwawberry wiver!
耶！ – 来啊！
Yay! – Come on!
哦！
Oooh!
一起来吧
Let’s go
哦！耶！太他妈的有趣了！
Ohhhh! Yeah. This is fun.
哦！
Ohhhhh!
哈哈哈！哈哈哈！
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
美好时光啊
Good times.
太有趣了 – 美好时光
This is fun. – Good times.
这…这太有趣了！
This is–This is super fun!
哈哈哈！
Ha ha ha!
哦！
Ohhh!
哈哈！老爸，看，看
Ha ha! Daddy, look. Look.
卡在我屁♥股♥上了
It’s stuck to my butt.
哈哈哈哈哈哈！
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
晃晃你的屁♥股♥，它就掉下来了
Shake your tushie, it’ll fall off.
啊！ – 哦！
Aah! – Oh!
这些不要了，扔掉好了
Let’s get wid of these.
啊！ – 哦，啦-啦-啦，哦
Ah! – Ooh, la-la-la, ooh
我们飞一会儿吧 – 耶
Time to fly. – Yeah.
哦 – 哈哈哈！哦！
Whee. – Ha ha ha! Whee!
嘿嘿嘿！嘿嘿嘿！
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
嘿嘿！嘿嘿嘿！ – 我们在飞啊！
Hee hee! Hee hee hee! – We’re flying!
嘿嘿！嘿嘿嘿！ – 我们在飞啊！
Hee hee! Hee hee hee! – We’re flying!
我们在飞啊！ – 抓住了，儿子！
We’re flying! – Hold on, boy!
发现大脚野人藏身之地
Found where the Sasquatch hide
在迷雾重重的山中
In the misty mountainside
他有亮晶晶的钻石需要保护
He’s got shiny diamonds that he’s got to protect
看着大脚野人的双眼
Look into the Sasquatch eye
你就会发现原来他会飞
Then you know that Sass can fly
大脚野人是我的老爸，他会保护我！
Sasquatch is my daddy and he’s going to protect me!
一半是人类，一半是机器
Half man and half machine
出现在了杂♥志♥的封面上
On the cover of a magazine
大脚野人是我的老爸，他会保护我！
Bigfoot is my father and he’s got to protect me!
这些歌♥词没有任何意义
These lyrics don’t make sense
我想我找到原因了
Think I’ve found the evidence
他是我老爸，他会保护
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect–
我！
Me!
你知道我在哪能找到宿命拨片吗？
Do you know where I can find the Pick of Destiny?
当然了！那不就是么？
Sure! It’s right over there!
哦！我们去拿它！
Oh! Let’s get it!
踩到你的背上的话我就能…
I can get it if I surf on your–
啊！啊！啊！
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
啊！上帝啊！
Aaaaah! Sweet baby!
哦！啊！啊！啊！啊！
Oh! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!
啊哦！
Ow!
哦，天啊！
Oh, God!
呜呜呜呜！
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
哦！哦，天哪
Oh! Oh, God.
哦，天啊
Oh, God.
我他妈的在哪儿？
Where the fuck am l?
耶，他妈的
Yeah, you motherfucker.
我会拿到他妈的宿命之…
I’m gonna get that son–
兄弟，我好怀念你
Dude, I totally miss you
我真♥他♥妈♥的怀念你
I really fuckin’ miss you
我一直是孤单一人
I’m all alone all the time
一直是孤单一人
All the time
兄弟，我好想你啊
Dude, I totally miss you
我们一起做过的事
The things we did together
你跑到哪里去了？
Where have you gone?
非常想念那真诚的美好时光
Totally miss the honesty and special times
真的，我真的非常怀念 你干的那些垃圾事情
And honestly I totally miss the fucked up thing you do
兄弟，我好想你啊
Dude, I totally miss you
我真的好想你啊
I totally miss you
兄弟，我无时无刻在想着你
Dude, I totally miss you all the time
啊
Aaaah
啊
Aaaah
啊-啊-啊
Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah
啊，我真的很”啊”你 – 哈哈哈！
Aaaah, I totally aaaah you – Ha ha ha!
看到了吗？
Did you see that?
太有趣了！ – 兄弟，我好想你啊
That was awesome. – Dude, I totally miss you
帅啊 – 我好想你
That was great. – I totally miss you
兄弟，我无时无刻想念着你
Dude, I totally miss you all the time
一直想着你
All the t-i-i-ime
目标明确
The mission is clear
我要到那里去
I’m goin’ over there
我要去完成任务
I’m goin’ to do the mission
我会像薄饼一样，辗转于各个墙角
I’m going to flip around the corner flat as a pancake
然后我…哦，该死的，摄像头！
And then l–Oh, no, the camera!
退回到这里，想个办法出来
Stay back here, devise a plan
俯冲进灌木丛
Dive into the bushes
置之死地而后生
Against all odds
侵入！冲向大门！
lnfiltrate, storm the gate!
冲向大门！
Storm the gate!
忍♥者！武士道！ – 冲向大门！
Ninja style, Samurai – Storm the gate!
金属杆子，从这里爬上去 – 冲向大门！
Metal pole, climb that shit – Storm the gate!
从这里他妈的爬进去
Climb into that motherfucker
现在我爬上来了，来到了房♥顶
Now I’m climbin’ up, up on a roof
我有猫一样的反射神经，我翻
I’ve got catlike reflexes, flip–
…我，我用肘击打他… – 就一个家伙？
…me, I elbow him– – One guy?
他打算打我的脖子
He’s tryin’ to punch me in the neck.
哦 – 我往下看…
Yeah. – I look down…
看到另外两个家伙说 “我，我们要揍你”
and there’s two guys goin’, “I’m–We’re gonna punch you.”
他们就过来打我
So they’re punchin’ up at me…
我就这样用肘打他们
I got both elbows down like this.
然后我拽着他们的头发
Pull both their hair…
命令他们把对方的眼睛戳瞎掉
and I made them both poke each other’s eyes out.
他们两个就瞎了 当时遍地都是血啊…
So they’re both blind, there’s blood everywhere–
置之死地而后生
Against all odds
侵入！哦，冲向大门！
lnfiltrate, oh, storm the gate!
他妈的，什么东西？
What the fuck?
屋顶上的两个通风口
Two air vents on the roof
那就是那个家伙提到的…妈的！
That’s what the guy was talkin’ a–shit!
妈的！ – 摄像头！
Fuck! – Electric eye
侵入！冲向大门！
lnfiltrate, storm the gate!
冲向大门！
Storm the gate!
冲向大门！
Storm the gate!
哦！
Ow!
他妈的！啊！
God damn it! Aah!
妈的！都是KG的错
God! That was KG’s fault.
妈的！都是KG的错
God! That was KG’s fault.
如果像我们计划的那样
If he’d been here like we planned…
他可以用绳子放我下来
he coulda lowered me down with a rope…
但那个混♥蛋♥只会用下半身思考
but dick-ass had to follow his cock.
当我出名的时候 他肯定会可怜巴巴的跑过来敲门
And you know when I go quadruple plat he’ll come a-knockin’–
“兄弟，我能回乐队来么？”
“Dude, can I come back and join the band now?”
我就会说，“没门儿，白♥痴♥”
And I’ll be like, “No way, cockshiner.”
他就会说…
And then he’ll be like–
能听见我的声音么？
Can you hear me?
哦，是啊，我听的很清楚！
Oh, yeah. I hear you loud and clear.
你说女人重于兄弟
You’re sayin’ ho’s before bro’s.
我不是那种人，混♥蛋♥
Well, that’s not how I roll, asshole.
JB，是我，KG 听得到我说话么？
JB, it’s KG. Do you read me?
你到底想干什么？ 不懂摇滚的白♥痴♥！
What do you want, non-rocker?
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This line is reserved for rockers only…