摇滚之神（2006）

的确是的
It was, wasn’t it?
那首曲子是什么调子来着？ – 嗯…
How did it go? – Um….
我记不起来了 – 妈的，我也是
I can’t remember. – Fuck. I can’t either.
我们也许该放松一下
You know what? Let’s just lay down a fresh, tasty jam.
好主意，凯奇
Good idea, rage Kage.
把BOD拿来 – 什么东西？
Bust out the BOD. – What?
宿命烟枪
The Bong of Destiny.
好名字
Good call.
哇
Whoa.
吸到脑袋里去，贱♥人♥
Take it to the head, bitch.
呵，简单
Draws like a pencil.
按录音键
Press record.
哦！
Ooooh!
哈哈哈！ – 耶！
Ha ha ha! – Yeah!
我们开始摇滚吧
Now let’s rock it.
一，二，三
One, two, three.
因为这是宿命拨片，孩子
‘Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
你知道我们的摇滚帅到家 因为我们疯狂无边
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fuckin’ insane
这就是宿命拨片，孩子
It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
比镶在铂金项链上的钻石还要珍贵
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
在威尼斯沙滩有个家伙叫凯奇
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
当他开始演奏的时候 他就是万众瞩目的焦点
When he was buskin’ he was all the rage
他碰到了杰伯斯，他教杰伯斯唱歌♥
He met Jables and he taught him well
在魔鬼训练中，所有的技能飞快成长
All the techniques that were developed in Hell
一柱擎天和膝滑
Cock push-ups and the power slide
模拟演奏会，无处藏身
Gig simulation, now there’s nowhere to hide
他们成立了一个乐团叫狂热的D
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
然后他们拿到了宿命拨片
And then they got the Pick of Destiny
这就是宿命拨片，孩子
‘Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
你知道我们的摇滚帅到家 因为我们疯狂无边
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fuckin’ insane
这就是宿命拨片，孩子
It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
我们的摇滚比鸡肉炒面还要帅
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein
因为他低级庸俗，很容易满足
‘Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasey
而她那么火♥辣♥，肯定能让你放松
And she who is juicy must be loosey-goosey
而他那么摇滚 肯定会出现在我的电影里
And he who is groovy will be in my movie so come on!
巫师和恶魔进行了一场旷世大战
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale
恶魔差点打败了巫师
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow
But then it broke his tooth and thus the demon said,Ow!♪
巫师把恶魔的牙齿打掉了 恶魔大叫了声“哦”
这就是宿命拨片，孩子
‘Cause it’s the Pick of Destiny, child
你知道我们的摇滚帅到家 因为我们疯狂无边
You know we will be rockin’ ’cause it’s fuckin’ insane
这就是宿命拨片，孩子
It’s just the Pick of Destiny, child
你知道我们的电影比《公民凯恩》帅多了
You know our movie’s better than-a Citizen Kane
因为他那个白♥痴♥只能住在我的冰箱里
‘Cause he who’s a geezer must live in my freezer
因为她是个骗子，虚情假意的骗子
And she who is snarky is full of malarkey
而他那么摇滚 肯定会出现在我的电影里，来吧！
And he who is groovy must be in my movie so come on!
哦，如果你是女主唱，就♥去♥日♥内瓦吧
Oh, ’cause if you’re a diva then go to Geneva
如果你是个好友，就来给我口♥交♥吧
And if you’re a crony then suck on my boney
如果你很摇滚，就加入我的电影
And if you are groovy then get in my movie
这就是宿命拨片
It’s called the Pick of Destiny
宿命拨片
The Pick of Destiny
宿命拨片
The Pick of Destiny
你扼杀不了重金属
You can’t kill the metal
重金属永存
The metal will live on
朋克摇滚想要扼杀重金属
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
但是它失败了，被砸到地上了
But they failed as they were smite to the ground
新浪潮想要扼杀重金属
New wave tried to kill the metal
但是它失败了，被扔到地上了
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
死亡金属想要扼杀重金属
Grunge tried to kill the metal
啊哈哈哈！
Ah ha ha ha!
但是它失败了，被甩到地上了
They failed as they were thrown to the ground
啊！
Aaaah!
耶！
Yeah!
啊！
Aaaah!
耶！
Yeah!
嘀-嘟-嘟 嘀-嘟-嗒-嗒-耶
Diddle-iddle-iddle, diddle-iddle-iddle, iddle-ay
没人能毁掉重金属
No one can destroy the metal
重金属会将你震翻在地
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
我们是被重金属征服的敌人
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
我们想要胜利 但是我们并不知道为了什么
We tried to win, for why we do not know
新浪潮想要毁掉重金属
New wave tried to destroy the metal
但是重金属早就超越了它
But the metal had its way
死亡金属想要废掉重金属
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal
但是有重金属挡道
But metal was in the way
朋克想要毁掉重金属
Punk rock tried to destroy the metal
但是重金属实在是太强大了
But metal was much too strong
舞曲想要污秽重金属
Techno tried to defile the metal
但是舞曲本身就是垃圾
But techno was proven wrong, yeah!
重金属！
Metal!
它来自地狱！
It comes from Hell!
好的，兄弟
All right, man.
来吧
This is it.
除非是神作，否则不准发出任何声音
Don’t make a sound unless it’s a masterpiece.
任何他妈的响声都不行
Not a fuckin’ sound.
等等
Wait.
我怎么知道会是神作
How will I know if it’s a masterpiece?
你能感觉得到
You’ll feel it.
等你感觉到了 就他妈的让我来处理
And if you feel it, just fuckin’ lay it on me.
啊！
Aaah!
好
OK.
我以为我感觉到什么了
Thought I felt somethin’.
我们再听一遍好了
Let’s hear that back.