泰迪熊（2012）

你可以吻你的新娘了 约翰尼
You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
他就是汤姆·斯克里特
Hi. Tom Skerritt.
汤姆·斯克里特 天啊
Tom Skerritt! Wow!
多谢你能来
Thanks so much for coming.
我女儿最好还活着 你这个混♥蛋♥
My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
我还得假装很高兴
I am so fake-happy for her.
萨姆 结束完美的一天的方法只有一种
You know, Sam, there’s only one way to end a perfect day.
什么
What’s that?
飞侠跳
Flash jump.
没错
Right.
1 2 3
One, two, three!
这就是一个有魔力的愿望
And that’s the story of how one magical wish
改变三个好朋友的命运的故事
forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
泰迪和甜美琳
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued
的热恋持续了好一阵
their torrid love affair for quite some time.
一天下午 泰迪在熟食柜台后狂吃
One afternoon, Ted was caught behind the deli counter
甜美琳屁♥股♥上的土豆沙拉 当场被抓
eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn’s bare bottom.
他立即被老板升职 当上了超♥市♥经理
He was instantly promoted to store manager.
萨姆·琼斯重回好莱坞
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood
再次投身电影业
with the goal of restarting his film career.
他现在住在伯班克
He currently resides in Burbank
一间小公♥寓♥里
where he shares a studio apartment
和布兰登·鲁斯做室友
with his roommate, Brandon Routh.
还记得那部烂片《超人》
Remember Brandon Routh from
里的布兰登·鲁斯吗
that God-awful Superman movie?
多谢你吊足我们胃口然后拍出一部垃圾片
Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
雷克斯被迫放弃了对劳里的追求
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.
不久陷入重度抑郁之中
Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression
最终死于葛雷克氏症
and died of Lou Gehrig’s disease.
唐尼被波士顿警方逮捕
Donny was arrested by Boston police
罪名是绑♥架♥毛绒玩具
and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.
这个罪名听起来太过荒唐
The charges were dropped when everyone realized
迫使警方最终撤诉
how completely stupid that sounded.
劳勃请了健身教练 卸掉了一身肥肉
Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight
最终成为了
and went on to become
泰勒·洛特
Taylor Lautner.