大号的我（2004）

I pledge allegiance to the flag
我宣誓效忠于
Of the united states of america, one nation…
美国国旗 独♥立♥自主…
And to the republic for which it stands.
还有效忠于美♥利♥坚♥合众国
I pledge allegiance to the flag
我宣誓效忠于美♥利♥坚♥合众国国旗
of the united states of america,
以及国旗代表的国家
And to the republic, for which it stands,
我们的国家在上帝的保佑之下
One nation, under god, indivisible,
独♥立♥自主 不可分割
And justice for all.
人人都受到公平待遇
Liberty. Where’s the liberty?
还有享有自♥由♥ 自♥由♥哪去了
The liberty. Say it.
享有自♥由♥ 说一遍
Do you want us to keep walking?
我们可以走了吗
What’s the big mac slogan?
知道麦当劳巨无霸的广♥告♥语吗
You know, “two all-beef patties”…
就是那个 “双层牛肉巨无霸…”
“special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
酱汁洋葱夹青瓜 奶酪生菜加芝麻
On a sesame-seed bun.”
人人吃到笑哈哈
Yeah, you know that.
太棒了 你知道那个
That is a shame!
真不好意思
Welcome to mcdonald’s. We’re glad you’re here.
欢迎来到麦当劳 很高兴为您服务
Hi, can I help you?
您好 您需要点什么
Could I get a large vanilla shake, please?
请给我一个大杯香草奶昔
I’m sorry, sir. We don’t have any shakes right now.
不好意思 先生 我们的奶昔都售罄了
No shakes?
没有奶昔
When will you have shakes, do you think?
你觉得你们什么时候能有奶昔
Guess that’s a never.
估计再也不会有了
At the end of this month,
截止到这个月末[第27天]
I’ll have eaten as much McDonald’s
我所吃的麦当劳食物总量已达
As most nutritionists say you’re
营养学家建议一般人在8年内
supposed to eat in eight years.
总需食用的食物总和
Media line. This is Sheila.
媒体专线 我是希拉
Yeah, Sheila, it’s Morgan Spurlock calling.
你好 希拉 我是摩根·斯普尔洛克
I’m trying to reach Lisa Howard.
我想和Lisa Howard通话
Okay, Morgan, I will let her know.
好的 摩根 我会转告她的
Hi, this is Lisa Howard.
你好 我是Lisa Howard
I’m not able to take your call right now.
我现在不能接听你的电♥话♥
If you’ll leave me a message, I’ll get back to you…
你可以留下口讯 稍后我会联♥系♥你
Hey, Lisa, it’s Morgan Spurlock.
你好 Lisa 我是摩根·斯普尔洛克[第9次来电]
I wanted to follow up on the e-mail I sent you…
我想知道你是否看了我的电子邮件…
…close to the end of the day,
..今天快过去了[第11次打给麦当劳]
And I didn’t know when she was gonna be taking off.
我不知道她何时能有空和我联♥系♥
I’ll put another message on her desk.
好的 我会再留一张便签提醒她的
Lisa Howard.
我是Lisa Howard[第13次打给麦当劳]
Hi, Lisa, it’s Morgan Spurlock calling.
你好 Lisa 我是摩根·斯普尔洛克
How are you? I’m okay.
你好吗 我很好
So you got my e-mail.
你收到我的电子邮件了吗
Yes, I got your e-mail, and I’m circulating it around.
是的 我收到邮件了 我正在调查
I don’t have an answer for you.
我现在还不能回复你
Any idea when you think you might?
你估计什么时候能给我答复呢
Probably in the next day or two.
或许一两天之后吧
Oh …man.
哦… 真累
Walking up the stairs has gotten —
上楼梯现在开始也…
It’s starting to get really difficult.
觉得体力不支了
By the time I get to the top, it’s really pathetic.
终于到家了 悲剧呀
Oh, man.
哦 累死我了
I’ve got Morgan’s detox diet all ready to go.
我已经拟好了摩根的排毒饮食计划
The biggest thing is taking the crap out
关键是要把他摄入的不良成分排出
And putting good stuff in.
并补充必要的营养成分
I’m really focusing on nutrient-dense food,
我特别准备了营养丰富的食物
Organic, seasonal, fresh food,
有机菜品 时令果蔬 还有新鲜佳肴
Making sure that I’m getting as many cleansing vegetables
当然我会尽量多选择绿色洁净的蔬菜
Into his diet as possible.
加入他的排毒饮食计划
We’re sharing a portion.
我们吃这一份就好了
Yeah, we split it.
没错 我们分而食之
Extra calories.
超量卡路里
I love you dearly, but you are demented, man,
我太爱你了 伙计 但你太疯狂了
You’re sick.
你太执著了
Bye-bye.
再见
Bye!
再见
I can’t believe that tomorrow I’m gonna get up
我简直不敢相信明天早起
And not have to go eat mcdonald’s.
我不用再吃麦当劳了
That’s it.
弄好了
Unbelievable.
难以置信
Okay.
身材不错
It just keeps getting bigger.
这里还能再大一点
Oh, yeah.
哦 这里
Oh, boy.
哦 天呢
I’m gonna say 210, right on the money.
准确的体重是210磅
We went from 185.5 to 194…
我们从185.5磅增长到194磅…
A week later to 203, then down to 202,
一周后又增到203磅 然后减到202磅
And now eight pounds during the last week for 210.
最后一周又长了8磅到210磅
I think we know the damage that can be done.
我想我们很清楚那对身体的伤害
Lisa Howard, it’s Morgan Spurlock calling..
Lisa Howard 我是摩根·斯普尔洛克
I don’t know how many times we’ve called her now,
我不清楚我们试图和她联♥系♥多少次了
But this has got to be the 15th time.
这次也许是第15次
Lisa Howard, Morgan Spurlock calling from new york.
Lisa Howard 这是摩根·斯普尔洛克从纽约的来电
Please call me when you get this message.
如果你收到留言请给我回电
We’d still like to schedule an interview
我们很想与麦当劳的相关负责人
With someone from mcdonald’s.
安排一次访问
Please call me when you get this
收到留言请回电
And let’s talk about what’s possible.
我们聊聊相关事宜
You’ll not talk to anybody,
你甭想找到任何人
And you’ll like it that way.
并且你得安之若素
After six months of deliberation,
经过六个月的审议
Judge Robert Sweet dismissed the lawsuit against mcdonald’s.
Robert Sweet法官驳回了对麦当劳的起诉
The big reason?
最关键的理由是
The two girls failed to show
那两个女孩无法证明麦当劳食品
That eating mcdonald’s food was what caused their injuries.
是导致她们身体病痛的直接原因
Interesting.
有趣的是
In only 30 days of eating nothing but mcdonald’s,
在为期30天三餐只吃麦当劳的实验中
I gained 241/2 pounds, my liver turned to fat,
我的体重猛增了24.5磅 且出现了脂肪肝
And my cholesterol shot up 65 points.
我的胆固醇飙升了65点
My body-fat percentage went from 11% to 18%,
身体脂肪比例从11%增加到18%
Still below the national average
这依然低于男性22%及
Of 22% for men and 30% for women.
女性30%的平均水平
I nearly doubled my risk of coronary heart disease,
我冠状动脉心脏病发作的机率增加了一倍
Making myself twice as likely to have heart failure.
心力衰竭的几率也增加了一倍
I felt depressed and exhausted most of the time.
在心理上我经常感到抑郁消沉 疲惫不堪
My moods swung on a dime, and my sex life was nonexistent.
我的情绪起伏不定 性生活基本停滞
I craved this food more and more when I ate it
我几乎对那些食物成瘾
And got massive headaches when I didn’t.
不吃的时候会严重头痛
In my final blood test,
尽管我最后的血液检测报告显示
Many of my body functions showed signs of improvement,
我的很多身体机能出现改善和恢复的迹象
But the doctors were less than optimistic.
但是医生对此并不十分乐观
I would very, very much doubt
我相当 相当怀疑
That these numbers will return to normal.
那些检测指标会重回正常值
Although it did drop, it was a small drop.
尽管现在改善了 但仅是很轻微的改善
If you kept on the diet, you’d definitely —
如果你继续这样的饮食 你毫无疑问会-
I know that you’d probably develop coronary artery disease.
我觉得你很可能会发展出冠状动脉疾病
…inflammation and hardening of the liver.
…肝炎和肝硬化
Should people eat fast food?
人们应该吃快餐吗
No.
不应该
You know, the answer’s no.
我觉得是不应该
It certainly needs to be very restricted
很显然我们需要有节制的
And balanced with, overall, a healthy diet
营养均衡 全面的健康饮食
And, overall, a lot of exercise.
并且还要进行大量的全面锻炼
And there’s no reason whatsoever
无论如何 还是没有任何理由表明
Why fast food has to be so disgusting.
我们需要摒弃快餐
Fast food can be nutritious.
快餐也能够是营养丰富的
It’s a cheap form of food,
它是一种便宜的食物
And it does keep you full for a while,
能让你顷刻填饱肚子
So you get your money’s worth.
因此作为食物来讲你觉得它物有所值