官封弼马温

袍儿新,帽儿艳,
美猴王当了官,
手舞脚蹈真喜欢,
要问当的什么官,
我这官儿大无边,
下管地,上管天,
(白)天上地上我都管!
你当的 这个官
是一个芝麻官,
只有职位没有权,
不管粮来不管钱,
只管了天马一大堆呀,
叫你天天,
(白)叫你天天扫马圈!
诶 诶 日了那个怪
山窝子飞出一个石头神仙
走到了街上尿了一泡尿
抬头一看是五指的山
送了一只鸡 给了一只鸭
关系搞不好也是麻烦
回到了家吃不上个饭
你那老婆不跟你干
美猴王受了骗,
这个官我不干,
不如回到花果山,
扯起大旗来造反.
要当一个齐天大圣天大的那个官,
齐天大圣闹翻天

English #1 – Grand Official of the Paddocks

Garments replaced, with a colourful hat
The Monkey King was nominated as an official,
He feels great, enjoying himself by dancing
Wanna know what post I’ve held?
It’s a post with grand power,
I’ll be in charge of both Heaven and Earth
“I govern both Heaven and Earth”
This post you’re holding,
is a post with little power,
enjoy your office without power,
handling neither food nor money,
only living with the masses of horses in Heaven,
so go cleaning the paddocks everyday
“Go cleaning the paddocks everyday”
Oh oh, holy shit!
From deep of the mountain came a deity made of stone!
He walked down the street and had a pee,
only found that the mountain is shaped as five fingers,
He sacrificed his roosters and ducks,
without managing to maintain good relation with nobody,
There was no meals for him when back home,
His wife didn’t bother to have sex with him!
The Monkey King felt fooled,
screaming “I’m gonna quit this post”
“I’d rather go back to Huaguo Shan”
“To mobilize my mass and rise up”
“I’d take the post of the biggest leader in Heaven”
“And burn all creatures in Heaven down!”

Submitted by vinz0614