为人师表（1988）

我们这群孩子驾驭不了微积分的
OUR KIDS CAN’T HANDLE CALCULUS.
我们连相关的书都没
WE DON’T EVEN HAVE THE BOOKS.
如果他们能通过大学预科(AP)考试
IF THEY PASS THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST,
他们就能拿大学学分
THEY GET COLLEGE CREDIT.
就连在座的很多老师…
THERE ARE SOME TEACHERS IN THIS ROOM
都有点难
WHO’D HAVE TROUBLE
通过AP考试
PASSING THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST.
你确定你能让这行得通?
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE THIS FLY?
要么让我教微积分
I TEACH CALCULUS OR…
要么就此拜拜
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
如果这个男人有胆子来这儿
WELL, IF THIS MAN CAN WALK IN HERE AND…
并且毫不在意我的反对
DICTATE HIS OWN TERMS OVER MY OBJECTIONS…
我看不出为什么…
I SEE NO REASON
…我还需要当这个教导组组长了
FOR ME TO CONTINUE AS DEPARTMENT CHAIR.
拉克儿 这不是针对你
RAQUEL, DON’T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.
我只是为孩子们着想
I’M THINKING ABOUT THOSE KIDS.
如果他们努力了但成功不了
IF THEY TRY AND DON’T SUCCEED,
你会把他们仅有的自信心给击碎的
YOU’LL SHATTER WHAT LITTLE SELF-CONFIDENCE THEY HAVE.
这群人不是那种能再接再厉的学生
THESE AREN’T THE TYPES THAT, UH, BOUNCE BACK.
拜拜了
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
谢了 老兄
THANKS, MAN.
基莫 这里闻起来就跟去年陈年了一样臭
KEMO, IT STINKS LIKE LAST YEAR IN HERE.
给克劳迪娅一个橘子呗
SOMEBODY GIVE CLAUDIA AN ORANGE.
好好好 坐下
OK, OK, OK. SIT DOWN.
你们觉得我想这样?
YOU THINK I WANT TO DO THIS?
日本人请我这么干的
THE JAPANESE PAY ME TO DO THIS.
他们已经懒得生产东西了
THEY’RE TIRED OF MAKING EVERYTHING.
他们想让你们自力更生
THEY WANT YOU GUYS TO PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT
这样他们好去富士山度假了
SO THEY CAN TAKE VACATIONS ON MOUNT FUJI.
基莫 我以为这间房♥
KEMO, I THOUGHT THIS ROOM
至少是有空调的 老兄
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AIR-CONDITIONED, MAN.
你就心静
YOU SHOULD THINK…
自然凉
COOL.
心静
THINK…
自然凉
COOL. COOL.
心静
THINK…
自然凉
COOL. COOL.
自然凉
COOL. COOL.
自然凉
COOL. COOL.
自然凉
COOL.
自然凉
COOL. COOL.
毫无征兆的
OUT OF THE BLUE,
我就收到信说我被解雇了
I GET A LETTER SAYING I WAS FIRED
因为第13号♥提案
BECAUSE OF PROPOSITION 13.
我现在只有936美金了
I’M DOWN TO $936.
光简历我就花了一百做
I INVEST 100 IN RESUMES,
我还买♥♥了这身行头
AND I BOUGHT THIS SUIT.
我去试了市内所有保险公♥司♥
I HIT EVERY INSURANCE COMPANY IN THE CITY.
我妻子还想让我们跟她父母住算了
MY WIFE WANTS US TO MOVE IN WITH HER PARENTS.
两周后我又收到信
2 WEEKS LATER I GET ANOTHER LETTER
叫我回来上班
TELLING ME TO REPORT TO WORK.
这身西装怎么样?
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SUIT?
好看极了
FABULOUS.
颜色怎么样?
HOW ABOUT THE COLOR?
欢迎回来 光头佬
WELCOME BACK,PELON.
你还好吗?
YOU OK?
是的 我还行
YEAH, I’M OK.
确定吗?
YOU SURE?
是啊 我都说了我没事
YES. I SAID I WAS FINE.
(撕裂声)
[RIP]
哦豁
UH-OH.
我们会一小步一小步的学
WE’LL GO STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH.
微积分发明出来虽然不简单
CALCULUS WASN’T MADE TO BE EASY.
但是现在对你们来说应该不难了
IT ALREADY IS.
还记得暑假里我们玩得有多开心吗?
REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD LAST SUMMER?
还记得是从什么时候开始一切都真正好转了吗?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THINGS WERE REALLY JUMPING GOOD?
现在轻松时光已经一去不复返了
THE GOOD TIMES ARE GONE WITH THE WIND.
现在只剩下好成绩 坏成绩 和烂成绩
IT’S NOW THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY.
拜托这啥 一份合同?
COME ON. A CONTRACT?
你到现在还不能相信我们吗?
YOU CAN’T TRUST US BY NOW?
(打铃♥声♥)
[BELL RINGS]
打算和我定下契约的人
FOR THOSE OF YOU MAKING THE COMMITMENT,
你们将会为AP考试做准备
YOU’LL BE PREPARING FOR THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST.
要签的话明天之前签完
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ONE SIGNED BEFORE TOMORROW.
我们必须比上学时间提前一小时到学校 上两节你的课
WE HAVE TO COME TO SCHOOL AN HOUR BEFORE SCHOOL, TAKE YOUR CLASS TWO PERIODS,
然后还得五点钟才放学?
AND STAY UNTIL 5:00?
信不信由你
BELIEVE IT OR DON’T.
周六还得来上学?
SATURDAYS? WE GOT TO COME ON SATURDAYS?
没有任何假期?
AND NO VACATION?
对 只要通过了AP考试 你就能拿大学学分
YEP. PASS THE A.P. EXAM, AND YOU GET COLLEGE CREDIT.
那又咋样呢
BIG DEAL.
我们高中最后一年了啊
WE’RE SENIORS.
这应该是我们最放松的一年
THIS IS OUR YEAR TO SLACK OFF.
肯尼你怎么样 周六早上来上课
HOW ABOUT YOU KENNY, WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAKE IT SATURDAY MORNING
换周五晚上玩乐队算了?
PLAYING IN YOUR BAND FRIDAY NIGHT?
听着 老兄你最爱吓唬我们做事
LOOK. YOU LOVE SCARING US INTO DOING STUFF, MAN,
用过几次就不好用了
BUT THAT GETS OLD REAL FAST.
嘿 基莫
HEY, KEMO.
为我骄傲吗?
YOU PROUD OF ME?
我是第一个报名的家伙
I’M THE FIRST DUDE HERE.
CAL-CU-LUS (微积分) 是个啥玩意儿?
WHAT’S CAL-CU-LUS?
妈
MOM…
微积分是一种数学 是牛顿发明的
CALCULUS IS MATH SIR ISAAC NEWTON INVENTED
他用来学习宇宙星球的运作
SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT PLANET ORBITS,
但他从来没告诉过任何人
BUT HE NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL ANYBODY
一直到这个另一个什么科学家
UNTIL THIS OTHER SCIENTIST GUY
到处跟人说是自己发明了微积分
WENT AROUND AND CLAIMING HE HAD INVENTED CALCULUS.
但这家伙太蠢了 很多东西根本就说错了
BUT THE GUY WAS SO STUPID HE GOT IT ALL WRONG,
所以牛顿只能把东西公开
AND SO NEWTON HAD TO GO PUBLIC
然后更正了他所有错的地方
AND CORRECT HIS MISTAKES.
你不觉得听着挺牛的嘛?
DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S NEAT?
以天才标准来说 我看牛顿就是个蠢材
FOR A GENIUS, NEWTON WAS AN IDIOT.
别担心老妈
DON’T WORRY, MOM.
我要是发明了什么 我保证我会收到钱的
IF I INVENT SOMETHING, I’LL BE SURE TO GET PAID.
我希望这不是一个借口…
I HOPE THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
用来逃避打工时间?
TO STAY OUT OF LONG HOURS?
信我 妈 签吧
TRUST ME, MOM. SIGN IT.
你太聪明没有男孩子会喜欢的
BOYS DON’T LIKE IF YOU’RE TOO SMART.
妈 我就要干这个
MOM, I’M DOING THIS
这样我就不需要靠着
SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEPEND ON
什么臭男人过一辈子了
SOME DUMB GUY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
谢谢
THANK YOU.
非常感谢
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
你要是不让家长签
YOU DON’T GOT IT SIGNED,
就没有参加我这儿的门票
YOU GOT NO TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW.
早上好 早上好
GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
蓝眼帅哥 非常感谢
MR. BLUE EYES, THANK VERY MUCH.
伊丽莎白 我的好姑娘
ELIZABETH, MY TAYLOR.
索菲亚 好女孩
SOPHIA, MY LOREN.
该剪头发了
GET A HAIRCUT.
非常感谢
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
麻烦换件不破的外套 谢谢你
GET A NEW JACKET. THANK YOU.
非常感谢
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
克林特牛仔 是不是忘了枪了?
CLINT, YOU FORGET YOUR GUN?
打开来
UNFOLD IT.
诶!
HEP!
麻烦让让 来 你的
GET OUT OF THE WAY. HERE.
你没签字
YOU DIDN’T SIGN IT.
拜托基莫 我得休学一阵子了
COME ON KEMO I GOTTA PUT SCHOOL ON HOLD.
回去签了字再来
GO BACK UNTIL SIGN IT.