为人师表（1988）

我懂
I UNDERSTAND.
我还在基莫课上的唯一原因就是
THE ONLY REASON I’M STILL IN KEMO’S CLASS
就是她了 老兄
IS BECAUSE OF THAT, MAN.
只是千万别让她知道你想追她
JUST DON’T LET HER KNOW THAT YOU DIG HER.
这是对女人最烂的手段了
THAT’S THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO WITH A WOMAN.
我真是受够了
I’M PRETTY FED UP
受够我们这个老师了
WITH THIS TEACHER WE GOT.
老艾就是针对人
ESCALANTE’S GOT A BUG UP HIS ASS.
这家伙有点儿东西
DUDE’S SOMETHING MAN,
肯定是躲在哪儿的什么纳粹余孽重出江湖了
SOME NAZI COME OUT OF HIDING.
你们看不出来发生什么了吗?
DON’T YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING?
加菲中学的办学资格就快没了
GARFIELD’S HAVING PROBLEMS WITH ACCREDITATION.
只有那些混♥蛋♥老师还会继续在这儿工作了
ONLY THE ASSHOLE TEACHERS WILL KEEP THEIR JOBS.
要不我们全不去考试怎么样?
WHAT IF WE ALL DECIDE NOT TO TAKE THIS TEST?
他总不能让全班挂科吧
HE CAN’T FAIL THE WHOLE CLASS.
够叛逆 帅
MUTINY. COOL.
(汽车鸣笛声)
[HORN HONKS]
一会儿见了伙计们
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
卡梅豪觉得她性感到不行
CAMEJO THINKS SHE’S SO HOT
就因为她撩过一些外国佬
JUST ‘CAUSE SHE DATES GABACHOS.
今天我们要不好好考
IF WE DON’T DO BETTER TODAY,
有些人脑袋都得搬家了
HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL.
我就从来没拿过什么好成绩…
I’VE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING
…肯定比B-还低
LOWER THAN A B-PLUS.
因为你们之前上的都是什么米奇奇妙课堂
THAT’S BECAUSE YOU TAKE THOSE MICKEY MOUSE CLASSES.
所以永远拿的都是A
ALWAYS GET AN “A.”
在这儿你能稳拿的只有D
HERE YOU GOT A CHANCE FOR A SOLID “D.”
考试时间十分钟
YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.
你怎么回事?
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
我不想考
I’M NOT TAKING THE QUIZ.
你作业也没交
YOU DIDN’T TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK EITHER.
被我家羊吃了
THE GOAT ATE IT.
你不做作业,
DON’T DO YOUR HOMEWORK,
那你就看不了别人好戏了
DON’T GOT A TICKET TO WATCH THE SHOW.
快给她上凳子
GIVE HER THE CHAIR, MAN.
凳子 凳子
CHAIR. THE CHAIR.
凳子 凳子
THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR.
凳子 凳子
THE CHAIR. THE CHAIR.
凳子!
CHAIR!
凳子!
CHAIR!
凳子!
CHAIR!
凳子!
CHAIR!
凳子!凳子!凳子!
CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR!
凳子!凳子!凳子!
CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR!
好的 好
ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
自作自受
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET.
闭嘴!
SHUT UP!
继续考试
GET BACK TO YOUR TESTS.
只有九分钟不到了
YOU GOT LESS THAN 9 MINUTES.
现在你变好戏了
NOW YOU’RE THE SHOW.
你到底怎么了?
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
你是个好学生
YOU’RE A TOP STUDENT.
拜托
COME ON.
三点钟见
3:00.
你反正都得做
YOU’LL HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY.
(咳嗽声)
[COUGHING]
(西班牙语) 你要秃了
TE VAS A QUEDAR CALVO
(西班牙语) 你也不把衬衫系进裤子里去
SI NO TE METES LA CAMISA ADENTRO DE LOS PANTALONES.
(西班牙语) 好啦好啦你看嘛 这样好了吧?
SI. SI. MIRA, ¿HUH?
(西班牙语) 我可爱的小胡安,
Woman: MI LINDO JUANITO,
(西班牙语) 孩子 该回家吃饭了
HIJO, DINNER’S READY.
快回来
COME INSIDE.
快点!
HURRY UP!
爸?
DAD?
(儿童吵闹声)
[CHILDREN SHOUTING]
(西班牙语) 都该去睡觉了
VAMOS TODOS A LA CAMA.
快点 快点
COME ON. COME ON.
快点 快点
COME ON. COME ON.
走了 快走
LET’S GO. LET’S GO.
快点 快点
COME ON. COME ON.
快点 走了
COME ON. LET’S GO.
走了 走了
LET’S GO. LET’S GO.
到床上去
IN THE BED.
小胡安!
JUANITO!
嗨 妈
HI, MOM.
孩子都睡觉了?
KIDS GO TO BED?
是啊
YEAH.
老爸去上班了?
PAPA GO TO WORK?
是啊
YEAH.
要我弄点啥吃的吗?
WANT ME TO FIX YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
好孩子 能帮我把灯关了吗?
MI HIJA,COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT?
(玻璃破碎声)
[GLASS BREAKS]
啊 哈哈哈!
AAH! HA HA HA!
好嘛 乖孩子
ORALE,HOMEBOY.
上课时间了
TEACHER TIME,ESE.
噢对
OH, YEAH.
安吉?
ANGEL?
咋?
WHAT?
帮我跟基莫老师问好
TELL KEMO I SAID, “QUE HUBO?” ESE.
我去 干
OH, SHIT, MAN.
嘿!
HEY!
因式分解 OK
FACTORING. OK.
绿灯 红灯
GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT.
有人会吗? 安娜你来试试?
ANYBODY? ANA?
(关门声)
[DOOR CLOSES]
迟到!迟到!
LATE! LATE!
迟到!迟到!
LATE! LATE!
好好好
OK, OK, OK.
好 好
OK, OK.
去见主任
GO SEE THE COUNSELOR.
拜托基莫
COME ON, KEMO.
换节课上上吧 记得把木头工具带好
GO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER CLASS. TAKE WOODSHOP.
给你自己做个擦鞋盒
MAKE YOURSELF A SHOESHINE BOX.
你以后擦鞋用得上
YOU’LL NEED IT.
好 基莫 你是老大 你知道
OK, KEMO. YOU’RE THE MAN, YOU KNOW.
你就把他们全送去上大学吧
WHY DON’T YOU PUT THEM IN COLLEGE
这样我这种蠢老墨
SO DUMB TACO BENDERS LIKE ME
还能给他们种种菜
CAN PICK THEIR VEGETABLES FOR THEM,
收收垃圾,
COLLECT THEIR GARBAGE,
给他们的贵宾犬剪指甲
CLIP THEIR POODLES’ TOENAILS.
我可能是有罪
I MAY BE A SINNER,
但是我愿意为我的原罪偿还
BUT I’M WILLING TO PAY FOR MY SINS.
就这一次 去坐着吧
ONE-SHOT DEAL. GO ON, SIT DOWN.
三点钟见
SEE YOU AT 3:00.
下地狱吧
GO TO HELL.
老师我还有坏消息
I GOT MORE BAD NEWS,PROFE.
我知道我这么说你肯定炸毛
I KNOW WHAT I’LL SAY WILL TRIP YOU OUT.
但是艾老师 我铅笔也忘带了
MR. ESCALANTE, I FORGOT MY PENCIL.
他可以用我的
HE CAN HAVE MINE.
今天是我最后一天来上课了
TODAY’S MY LAST DAY.
不不不不
NO, NO, NO, NO.
(西班牙语) 谢谢
GRACIAS.
(西班牙语) 棒极了,
BUENO,
塔基多卷好吃吗?
DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TAQUITOS?
(西班牙语) 很棒 先生 全都很棒
MUY BIEN, SENOR. MUY, MUY BIEN TODO…
只有一个小问题
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING–
有人不太会做加法
SOMEONE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO ADD.
她该回去上学
SHE SHOULD BE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.
(西班牙语) 安娜塔 请过来一下
ANITA, VEN ACA, POR FAVOR.
(西班牙语) 女儿你醒醒吧
DESPIERTA, MI HIJA.