为人师表（1988）

75%
75%.
和100%
AND 100%.
老兄 这里谁话事?
WHO’S CALLING THE SHOTS,ESE?
你有迟到单吗?
YOU GOT A SLIP?
你有单子吗?
YOU GOT A SLIP?
好吧 你得去后面站着
OK. YOU’LL HAVE TO STAND IN THE BACK
在我找到空座位之前
UNTIL I CAN GET ANOTHER DESK.
你就坐这儿 可以吗?
YOU SIT RIGHT HERE. OK?
大家请先读一下第一段
EVERYONE, PLEASE READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH
我一会儿就来
FOR A SECOND.
你家伙事儿呢?
WHERE’S YOUR EQUIPMENT?
我没有啊
DON’T GOT ANY.
要来这上学 你得有所准备
YOU GOT TO COME TO THIS CLASS PREPARED.
我是做脑力工作的
I DO THE WORK IN MY HEAD.
噢
OH.
你知道有课程表吗?
YOU KNOW THE TIMES TABLES?
我知道有第一节课
I KNOW THE 1s,
第二节课
THE 2s…
和第三节课
THE 3s…
手指先生 我听说你了
FINGER MAN. I HEARD ABOUT YOU.
你就是手指先生是吧?
ARE YOU THE FINGER MAN?
我也是手指先生
I’M THE FINGER MAN, TOO.
你知道我能干什么吗?
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO?
我知道怎么用9做乘法
I KNOW HOW TO MULTIPLY BY 9.
9 x 3 1 2 3
9 X 3. 1, 2, 3.
得到什么?
WHAT YOU GOT?
27.
6 x 9
6 X 9.
1 2 3 4 5 6
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
得到什么?
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
54.
对
YEAH.
来点儿难的吧 8乘9是多少?
WANT A HARD ONE? HOW ABOUT 8 X 9?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
得到什么? 72
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 72.
(打铃♥声♥)
[BELL RINGS]
我要跟你谈话 等一会儿再走
WANT TO TALK TO YOU. WAIT A MINUTE.
回家完成第一题到第二十题
DO PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 20.
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艾老师书能还我了吗?
CAN I HAVE MY BOOK, MR. ESCALANTE?
不要再带到学校来了
DON’T BRING IT TO CLASS AGAIN.
(西班牙语) 你知道吗老兄 别太兴奋了
SABES QUE, ESE? DON’T GET EXCITED.
就给我打个D就行了 就像其他老师一样
CUT ME A “D” LIKE THE OTHER PROFES.
我就读读我的课外书
I’LL READ MY FUNNY BOOKS,
数数天花板上的洞
COUNT THE HOLES IN THE CEILING.
躺平
KICK BACK.
首先我就可以先教教你怎么讲礼貌
FIRST THING, I CAN TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS.
如果我是你 我不会这么做
I WOULDN’T DO THAT IF I WAS YOU.
说不定手指就没了
MIGHT LOSE A FINGER
这样你就数不到10了
AND WON’T BE ABLE TO COUNT TO 10.
你这款的我们以前也有过
WE’VE SEEN VATOS LIKE YOU BEFORE.
很快你就要吃苦头了
YOU’LL BE HURTING SOON.
走路小心点儿 是不是?
PONTE TRUCHA, HUH?
我很怕
I WAS SO WORRIED
孩子们知道的比我多
THAT THE KIDS WOULD KNOW MORE THAN ME
早上五点就起床
THAT I’D WAKE UP AT 5 A.M.,
喝杯咖啡 然后把数学考试做一遍
DOWN MY COFFEE, AND DO MATH TESTS.
总算是学会每一章内容了
I FINALLY LEARNED EVERY CHAPTER,
结果他们居然换教科书了
AND THEN THEY CHANGE THE BOOK.
数学就是你要么特别爱 要么特别恨
MATH YOU EITHER LOVE OR HATE.
你要是有问题 放学后来找我问呗
YOU GET SOME PROBLEMS, COME SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL.
谢了海梅 回头见
THANKS, JAIME. SEE YOU LATER.
把门票放我家门口好吗?
Girl: LEAVE THE TICKETS AT THE DOOR, OK?
能把墨镜还我吗?
CAN I HAVE MY SHADES?
谈恋爱了 是吧?
YOU’RE IN LOVE, HUH?
是哪个 告诉我
WHICH ONE, HUH? LET ME KNOW.
我看不用了吧
NO. IT’S ALL RIGHT.
来嘛傻货 怕什么
COME ON, JOHNNY. DON’T BE AFRAID.
老兄我不叫傻货
I’M NOT JOHNNY, MAN.
我知道 铁托
I KNOW, TITO.
提托格兰德
TITO GRANDE.
拜托!
COME ON!
(吵闹声)
[SHOUTING]
安吉!
ANGEL!
安吉 来帮忙!
ANGEL, HELP US!
不要参与!
STAY OUT OF IT!
安吉!
ANGEL!
去找个老师来
GO GET A TEACHER.
我名字是弗兰克加西亚
IT’S FRANK GARCIA.
那等我叫加西亚的时候你再答应 OK?
WHEN I SAY GARCIA, YOU ANSWER, OK?
你朋友们来旁听的吗?
ARE YOUR FRIENDS AUDITING?
我让他们陪我一起来
I AUDITED THEM TO COME WITH ME.
我是玻利维亚小飓风
I’MEL CYCLONE FROM BOLIVIA.
光杆司令
ONE-MAN GANG.
这是我的地盘
THIS IS MY DOMAIN.
别唬我
DON’T GIVE ME NO GAS.
我会踩你脸上 在你染色体上画画
I’LL JUMP ON YOUR FACE, TATTOO YOUR CHROMOSOMES.
这是基础数学,
THIS IS BASIC MATH,
但基础数学对你们来说太简单了
BUT BASIC MATH IS TOO EASY FOR YOU,
所以我要教你们代数 因为我说了算
SO I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU ALGEBRA BECAUSE I’M THE CHAMP.
如果你只会加减法
AND IF ALL YOU CAN DO IS ADD AND SUBTRACT,
那你注定这辈子只能干一份工作 加油工
YOU’RE PREPARED TO DO ONE THING–PUMP GAS.
那不如抢一家加油站
RIPPING OFF A GAS STATION
…肯定比在加油站工作要好啊
IS BETTER THAN WORKING IN ONE.
好啊 硬汉是吧 硬汉不做数学咯
ORALE.I’M A TOUGH GUY. TOUGH GUYS DON’T DO MATH.
硬汉一辈子卖♥♥炸鸡
TOUGH GUYS DEEP-FRY CHICKEN FOR A LIVING.
老兄想要鸡翅还是鸡腿?
WANT A WING OR A LEG, MAN?
有谁听过负数和正数?
WHO EVER HEARD OF NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE NUMBERS?
负数就好像失业
NEGATIVE NUMBERS ARE LIKE UNEMPLOYMENT.
一千万人没工作
10 MILLION PEOPLE OUT OF WORK.
这就叫负数
THAT’S A NEGATIVE NUMBER.
那我们得要很多纸巾了
WE’LL NEED LOTS OF KLEENEX.
恐怕会血流成河
THERE’S GOING TO BE LOTS OF BLOODSHED.
去过海滩吗?
EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH?
去过
YEAH.
玩过沙子吗?
YOU EVER PLAY WITH THE SAND?
玩过
YEAH.
手指先生
FINGER MAN.
来嘛 手指先生
COME ON, FINGER MAN.
在沙滩挖过洞吗?
YOU EVER DIG A HOLE?
从洞里出来的沙子
THE SAND THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE,
就是正数
THAT’S A POSITIVE.
而这个洞 就是负数
THE HOLE IS A NEGATIVE.
就这样 很简单
THAT’S IT. SIMPLE.
任何人都会
ANYBODY CAN DO IT.
– 2 + 2 =
-2 + 2 = …
丝♥袜♥头
NET HEAD.
好啦 回答问题
ORALE.ANSWER IT.
来嘛 你知道答案的
COME ON. YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
– 2 + 2 把洞填满
-2 + 2. FILL THE HOLE.
我手上要是纹着那玩意儿
IF I HAD THAT ON MY HANDS,
我也不乐意举手
I WOULDN’T RAISE IT EITHER.
好啦 – 2 + 2 =
ORALE. A NEGATIVE 2 + 2 = …
任何人都会
ANYBODY CAN DO IT.
把洞填满
FILL THE HOLE.
– 2 + 2 =
-2 + 2 = …
来嘛 把洞填满就行了
COME ON. JUST FILL THE HOLE.
你会的
YOU CAN DO IT.
你就让这些蠢驴这么笑你?
YOU GOING TO LET THESE BURROS LAUGH AT YOU?
– 2 + 2 =
-2 + 2 = …
我把你脖子折断就像折牙签那么简单
I’LL BREAK YOUR NECK LIKE A TOOTHPICK.