蜘蛛侠：平行宇宙

So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first?
我们最后一次从头开始吧
Let’s start at the beginning one last time.
1967年 地球
Earth ’67.
搞什么
What the…?
我是蜘蛛侠
I’m Spider-Man.
-你应该跟我来 -你到底是谁
– I need you to come with me. – Who the heck are you?
我刚刚不是说了吗 听着 我来自未来
I just told you… Listen. I’m from the future.
-你竟敢这么指着我 -你先指我的
– How dare you point at me! – You were pointing first.
-指着别人很失礼 -你太失礼了
– It’s rude to point. – You’re being very rude.
哪一个先指的
Which one pointed first?
显然是蜘蛛侠先指的
Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously.
-你现在就在指着我 -我没有
– You’re pointing at me right now. – I’m not pointing.
你看看你自己 看看你的手指头
Look at you! Look at your finger.
我是在给你看 你在指我 这不一样
I’m pointing out your pointing, which is different.
你没看到我在指你
You haven’t seen pointing.
你现在这样还怪我指着你
You’re accusing me of pointing while you’re…!