他现在仍和贝思在一起
‘And he and Beth are still together.
他们仍喜欢拍…家庭录像
‘They’re still really into
making their…home movies.
实际上，他们有70小时的毛♥片♥
‘In fact, they have about 70 hours
of unedited amateur video.’
很来劲
It’s pretty wild.
我看了，因为我买♥♥了一些
I know, because I bought some of it.
那个雅各布呢？
That guy Jacob?
他离开学校了
到爱何华州当邪教领袖
‘He left school. He went on to become
the leader of some cult in Iowa.
他组织了一次集♥体♥自♥杀♥
‘He tried organising a mass suicide.
他率先喝了毒药
‘Only problem is,
he drank the Kool-Aid first
信众们却改变了主意
‘and, well, everyone else
just kind of changed their minds.’
真可惜
Too bad.
至于鲁宾…记得他吗？
As for Rubin… Remember Rubin?
记得他说他注定要做大事？
Remember how he claimed that
he was destined for great things?
我感到人类会需要我
(Rubin ) The people of Earth need me.
他说对了
Well, he was right.
他杂交出新的大♥麻♥品种
Rubin used cross-pollination
to develop a strain of marijuana
不但威力无比…
that is not only remarkably potent…
而且什么毒品测试都测不出
but completely undetectable
by any drug tests.
啊，上帝
Oh, my God.
他被评为“时代”年度伟人
‘He was named
High Times’ man of the year.’
至于EL
尽管他有不稳定的性理论
As for EL, despite his
swinging philosophy on sexuality,
也有了固定的女朋友
he got serious with some girl he met.
你要我用两个手指吗？
And you want me to use two fingers?
我想她是医学院预科生
‘I believe she was pre-med.’
我说用两个？不如用三个
Did I say two? Better make it three.
还有凯尔
Then there’s Kyle.
他和他爸爸冰释前嫌
‘Kyle and his father
reconciled their differences.’
嗨，爸爸，圣诞快乐
Hi, Dad. Merry Christmas.
他把他的女友带回家
‘He brought his girlfriend home.’
达朗，这是我爸爸厄尔
Rhonda, this is my father, Earl.
爸爸，这是朗达
Dad, this is Rhonda.
圣诞快乐，爸爸
Merry Christmas, Dad.
过来
Come here.
校园参观到此结束
That’s the end of the tour.
我十分希望大家来读本大学
I hope you strongly consider becoming
part of the Ithaca tradition,
在新世纪到来的时刻
as we lead future generations
of young people
领导你们继往开来
forward into the new century.
谢谢大家，你们是好听众
Thanks a lot. You were great. Thanks.
你谢谢你
你不用，我喜欢讲
– Thank you so much.
– No, it was fun.
秋天开学见，谢谢
I’ll see you in the fall.
Thank you. Thank you.
你啊，谢谢
你我只想说声谢谢
– OK. Thank you.
– I’d like to say thank you.
我是说…这故事
I mean, uh, that was…
太棒了
really great.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
妈妈？
(Boy ) Mom?
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢，妈妈
Thank you, Mommy.
我在为你妈妈做人工呼吸
I’m pumping your mommy.
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