我的个神啊（2014）

Security!
保安!
Who are you? You don’t recognize me?
你是谁? 你不认识我?
I’m PK.
我是PK
Security.
保安
Anyone out there? People come to drink here.
外面有人吗? 有个醉汉进来了
I hold a show in toilet?
难道要让我在厕所里表演吗?
Open the door.
开门啊
First bring my remote control.
先把我的遥控装置拿来
Which remote control?
什么遥控装置?
My spaceship’s remote control.
我飞船的遥控装置
Spaceship?
飞船?
Did you forget? How many times I told you.
你忘了吗? 我告诉过你多少次了
I’m not from this world, I came from faraway world.
我不是地球人 我从很远很远的星球来的
Leave this. Do you find my remote control?
别管了 你找到了我的遥控器没?
then I return to my home. You undertand, right?
有了那个我才能回家 你懂的 对吗?
Oh brother, leave me alone.
大哥 饶了我吧
I have small children. I know.
我的孩子们还很小 我知道
Your kids, They’re not so small anymore.
你的孩子 他们已经长大了
They can live alone at home.
他们可以独自呆在家里
You give me my remote control and then go to your family.
你把遥控装置还我就可以回家
Lord save me.
神啊 救救我吧
Is there other God above you?
你头上有神灵吗?
Where is He?
在哪儿?
Now presenting the dance of Shiva.
现在为大家表演的是湿婆之舞
The Fearless. Help me!
无畏兄 救救我!
Help me…
救救我…
Help me!
救救我!
I’m at Himalayas mountain.
我在喜马拉雅山
Remembering God.
想起神
Suddenly there’s a light.
突然出现一道光
Great light of nowhere.
奇迹般的神之光
The small light was raised pointed down to earth.
这一小束光直射大地
I looked at it.
我看着它
Staring at the light.
盯着那道光
I suddenly realise that I found something.
我发现了一样东西
God. Enlighten me.
神啊 请指引我
What is this light?
这道光是什么?
In the cold winter it make me feel warm.
在寒冷的冬天它带给我温暖
God said
神说
This is a bead from Shiva. Take it with you.
这是湿婆的碎片 拿走它吧
Take it and built a shrine.
用它建一座神庙吧
Only a loyal devotees can see this,
只有忠实的信徒能看到它
and cure all the pains.
治愈所有的痛苦
Do you want to see it?
你们想看看吗?
Shiva’s part of drum.
湿婆鼓的碎片
Bola Bola Bam Bam thanks God.
谢天谢地
Do not stop him, let him come.
别拦着他 让他过来
Come on, son, come on…
来吧 孩子 过来…
Boy, not there… come here.
小伙子 不是那边… 到这儿来
Say what you want from here.
说说你想从这儿得到什么
Bam Bam Bole. Thank God.
谢天谢地
Where are you God?
神啊 你在哪里?
Come on, on stage. I want to thank you Lord.
过来 到舞台上来 我要感谢你 我的主
He is here.
他在这儿
I met Him in toilet. I request for my property.
我在厕所里碰见他 我问他要我的东西
But he ran.
不过他跑了
I thought He’s running away…
我以为他已经逃走了…
But no, he took me here.
不过没有 他带我到这儿来了
To my property, thank God, thank God.
来拿我的宝贝 谢天谢地 谢天谢地
This is not a piece of Shiva.
这不是湿婆的碎片
This one belongs to me. The delivery mistakenly send it to you.
这是我的 投递员错把它送给你了
And your item may have been send to someone else.
你的东西有可能送到了别人手上
Just ask him. He’s here.
问他就行 他在这儿
God please come forward. Tell them.
神快出现吧 告诉他们
Allright, I’ll take my property, ok?
对了 我可以拿走我的宝贝了 对吗?
It belongs to me.
它是我的
I’m neither a dream walker, nor a believer or an atheist
# 我不是在痴人说梦 不是信徒 也不是无神论者 #
O Lord, tell me where I am exactly
# 上天 告诉我我到底在哪儿 #
What’s this game of hide and seek that You are playing with me
# 你这样藏头露尾又是为了什么 #
Take me home, my friend
# 带我回家 朋友 #
My heart has become a wanderer
# 我的心已迷失了方向 #
Since when did you feel
你是从什么时候开始觉得
that you came from another planet?
你来自另一个星球的?
Listen…
听我说…
you’ve to meet a psychiatrist, mental doctor.
你得去看心理医生 精神科医生
Now go ma’am.
可以走了 女士
Rs.500 is able to give you so much punishment. Wait a minute.
五百卢比就只够这么多时间了 等等
This is my card.
这是我的名片
There’s my number.
上面有我的电♥话♥号♥码
If you like, I can fix you for an appointment.
如果你愿意 我可以为你安排一次治疗
If you find time, call me, ok?
你有时间就打电♥话♥给我 好吗?
Thank you, Mr. Pandit.
谢谢 潘迪先生
Do you think my story is a lie?
你觉得我的故事是个谎言?
Then go proceed with your suicide dog on TV.
跟你自杀的狗一起去上电视
Nikku…
尼谷…
That is your destiny.
那就是你的命运
Mr. Pandit, Mr. Pandit…
潘迪先生 潘迪先生…
I want to go back just two minutes.
我想再进去 就两分钟
What is going on these going inside outside?
进进出出的都在干什么?
Do this, give me another Rs.500,
这么办 再给我五百卢比
and take this man with you.
然后把这个男人带走
Nikku, The Suicide Dog.
尼谷 自杀的狗
When did I tell you about it?
我什么时候告诉你的?
You never did.
你从没告诉过我
Then how do you know about it?
那你是怎么知道的
When you hold my hand. Then I know.
你抓我手的时候 我就知道了
You’re doing a suicide dog’s story.
你在编一条狗自杀的故事
You were thinking, if this story went away.
你在想 如果我这个故事是死路
Now Nikku is your destiny.
那你就只能去讲尼谷的故事了
Do not lie. I must have told you about it. Tell the truth.
别骗我了 我一定告诉过你 说实话
I’m not capable of lying. Lie used mouth,
我不会撒谎 说谎是用嘴
and I only use mind to communicate.
而我只会用脑子交流
Our world can just holding hands…
在我们的星球只用握手…
Give me your hand. No way.
把你的手给我 不行
Give it!
给我!
Help me, son, my wife is critical.
帮帮我 孩子 我老婆病得很重
Hospital has asked for Rs.1000 to cure her.
医院说治好她需要一千卢比
Only Rs. 500 is not enough…
五百卢比不够…
If you can give Rs.500 son,
孩子 如果你可以拿五百卢比出来
my wife can…
我的妻子就…
I’ll give it.
我给你
Here. If you give me your address, I’ll send money back.
给 把你的地址给我 我会还你钱的
Uncle, money order will not reach my home, you keep it.
大叔 这些钱没法寄到我的家乡 你留着吧
Thanks son.
谢谢你 孩子
Uncle…
大叔…
Take another Rs.100. To give tip.
再给你一百卢比 用来付小费
Boy, God bless you
小伙子 愿主保佑你
You prove it already.
你已经证明了
You can not read anyone’s mind.
你看不懂任何人的想法
Don’t you understand? That man took the money by fooling you.
不明白吗? 那个要钱的人在骗你
There is no hospital in this neighborhood I know.
这附近根本就没有医院 我知道
He and his wife is taking a meal at a five-star hotel.
他和他老婆正在一家五星级酒店吃饭
Today, his wife’s 75th birthday.
今天是他老婆七十五岁生日
For 75 years he and his wife never got to a five-star hotel.
七十五年了 他们从来没去过五星级酒店
He collected his pension money little by little.
他一点点地把养老金攒起来
Then his wife ordered an ice cream, the price had gone up a bit.
他老婆多点了个冰激凌 这超出了他的预算
Then he came here to ask for money.
他就到这儿来要钱
Make up anything…
你就装吧…
Madam, I told you our world don’t lie.
夫人 我跟你说过 我们星球的人都不说谎
The rest is up to you.
信不信由你