我的个神啊（2014）

I have two questions. Just ask PK… ask him.
我有两个问题 问吧
Why is that when people lost money they all say
为什么丢钱的时候 每个人都说
“This is mine, this is mine”?
“这是我的 这是我的”?
But when condoms is lost, everyone say
而安全套丢了的时候 每个人都说
“This is not mine, this is not mine”?
“这不是我的 这不是我的”?
Here, sex is a private matter.
我们这里 性是一件隐私
How? How can someone shout that
为什么? 怎么会有人喊
“Today I will be having sex”?
“今天我要做♥爱♥”?
But then at marriage party…
但是结婚典礼上…
There’s crackers, orchestra, dance…
有吃的点心 乐队 人们跳舞…
It looks like to tell everybody in the city “today I’m having sex”.
那就像向全部人宣布”今天我要做♥爱♥啦”一样
What?
怎么了?
I do not have an answer to your question.
我不能回答你的问题
But I do have a job for you.
但是我有你个工作给你
Let’s go, before this guy change your mind.
走吧 趁他还没改变主意
Watch you back now, Mr. Tapaswi,
塔帕兹先生 现在你要小心了
now it’s my turn.
现在轮到我了
Mr. Tapaswi meet his fellowers here everyday.
塔帕兹先生每天都在这里会见他的信徒
They’re talking about God.
他们谈论神的事情
We go in, listen to his phone calls.
我们进去吧 听听他和神打的电♥话♥
If you think that he is wrong, then stop him immediately.
如果你觉得他说错了 立刻就打断他
Make him understand that he is calling the wrong number.
让他知道自己打错电♥话♥了
If I do that,
如果我这样做了
will he return my remote control?
他会把我的遥控装置还给我吗?
If he understand what you say
如果他理解你说的话
then he will understand that chain is a joke.
他就会知道那联♥系♥是可笑的
He’ll return your remote control.
他会归还你的遥控装置的
Yes, I’ll make him understand.
好吧 我会让他理解我的
Built a house for someone who is meritorious.
为值得赞赏之人修建殿宇
Build a house for God is much more meritorious.
而为神修建殿宇则更值得赞赏
So spread your arm and donate.
张开你们的手臂来捐献吧
And get rid of your suffering.
从此令你远离一切苦难
Tell me. What is your problem?
告诉我 你的问题是什么?
Your highness, Tapasvi.
塔帕兹殿下
My wife has paralyzed for six months.
我妻子已经瘫痪半年了
Doctors not able to do anything. I want…
医生无能为力 我想…
Oh God
神啊
Enlighten me.
请指引我
Yes.
是的
What else, God?
神 还有什么?
Where?
哪里?
As you wish, God.
神 如您所愿
Have you heard Prathan? No.
你听说过普拉顿这个地方吗? 没有
It’s in Himalayas. Go there by train.
它在喜马拉雅山上 乘火车去那里
From there, take a bus
到了之后 再乘汽车
to Gentaulk,
去詹多克
then to Padyathra.
然后去帕德亚拉
It will take you 8 days.
这会花你八天时间
And you will warmly welcome to a divide God’s temple.
那里有一座分庙 那里的人会热情迎接你的
Go with love. And your job will be done.
怀着爱上路吧 你的问题就会解决了
Wrong number, this is wrong number.
错了 你联♥系♥神的号♥码错了
What is?
怎么了?
Wrong number.
这是个错误的号♥码
Tapaswi, you spoke to God with a messed up telecommunication technology.
塔帕兹 你联♥系♥神的电♥话♥通路都是乱的
Every call you make is wrong number.
你打给神的每一个电♥话♥都是错的
The one answering is a duplicate one. He’s joking with you.
他给你的每个回答都是假的 他在和你开玩笑
What are you trying to say?
你在说什么?
I’ll make you understand.
我会让你明白的
We all God’s children, right?
我们都是神的子民 对吗?
Yes, so what?
是的 那又怎么样?
So, what’d you tell your sick child if he asks your help?
当你小孩生病了向你求助 你会怎么做?
Do you give him a cure, or tell him that
你会对他进行治疗 还是告诉他
go 4000km from this house? There’s one more house there.
去一个离他四千公里的地方找一个房♥子?
Tell the one there is the same problem.
告诉这个人的答案 也是一样的道理
If he goes to the real God,
如果电♥话♥那头是真的神
he would say, “Son, your wife is ill.
他会说 “孩子 你的妻子病了
Why are you coming here and left her behind?
你为什么到这里来 却丢下她一个人?
One day, everyone will die and come to Me right?
人总有死的一天 不是吗?
Now spend time with her, right? Yes or no?
现在 多陪陪她吧” 不是吗?
I can prove it, someone took a joke for you.
我可以证明这一点 神跟你开玩笑了
Tapaswi, please call God again.
塔帕兹 请联♥系♥神灵
And ask Him, can He give a guarantee that aunty will be safe?
问他 他能否保障那位婶婶的安全?
Uncle, do not leave your aunt until you get guarantee in paper.
叔叔 在你得到书面保障之前 不要离开
Call him now, let’s see here.
现在就联♥系♥他 让我们都见证
Its time for Tapasvi to pray.
塔帕兹的祷告时间到了
Tapaswi, that duplicate God
塔帕兹 那伪造的神
has given my item to you.
把我的东西给你了
It’s a fraud.
这是个骗局
Fraud! Fraud!
骗局! 骗局!
Until now, man don’t even see God or heard from him.
直到现在 人们都从没见或听到过神
What God tells us to do
神告诉我们要去做的事
has been conveyed by his managers only.
只由他的使者传达
PK has presented an important issue. What is?
PK说了一件重要的事 什么?
Are these managers’ voices have reached the true God?
那些使者的声音 真正的神听到了吗?
No. Because what we have listen,
没有 因为我们听到的
Is it truly from God,
真的是神的指示
or a fraud?
还是骗子的声音?
It’s wrong number.
这是错误的号♥码
So tell us PK, how can people react to this situation?
那么告诉我们PK 我们究竟应该怎么办?
As long as the phone line hasn’t been repaired,
只要我们和神的联♥系♥方式没有变
our problems will arise again and again.
问题就会一次又一次地出现
We need to help each other.
我们需要互相帮助
PK tells important thing.
PK讲了一件重要的事
As long as these managers don’t bring us to the right God,
只要这些使者不把我们带到真正的神那里
we will not look to their aid. We’ll help each other.
我们就不会寻求他们的帮助 我们会互相帮助
PK says don’t build this temple.
PK说我们不应该修这座庙
He told us that chain belongs to him.
他说那条项链属于他
What is in your pocket?
你口袋里有什么?
Do you smoke?
你吸烟吗?
Yes. You do drink, right?
是的 你也喝酒 是吗?
Yes, drink occasionally.
是的 有时喝酒
You’re a smoker and drink alcohol,
你是一个吸烟喝酒的人
knowing that both are poisons.
但你知道它们都是毒药
Government gives permission.
政♥府♥允许这种行为
Factories produced these poisons.
工厂生产这些毒药
Shops keep open to sale these poisons.
商店公开卖♥♥着这些毒药
No one questions this.
却没有人♥质♥疑这一切
But when we try to build this kind of temple,
但是当我要修建一座
where Lord Ram lives.
罗摩神居住的神庙
This is a sacred site to build a temple of Lord Krishna
为克里什纳神选择一个神圣的地方修建庙宇时
why are there these questions?
却有这么多问题?
If you want to ask questions, go to ask those
如果你想问问题 去问那些
who try to stop building the temple.
阻止建庙的人
Who is this PK? He’s not Parveez Khan,
谁是PK? 他不是帕维兹·可汗
not even Pasha Kaman too.
也不是帕夏·卡曼
I ask you all.
我问你们
If you want to ask, ask that PK.
如果你们要问 去问PK
What’s his religion?
他信仰什么?
What’s his religion, his sect?
他的教派是什么?
Long time ago, there was a man named Mehmood Ghazni
很久之前 有个叫马哈茂德·加兹尼的人
trying to destroy our temple.
想要摧毁我们的神庙
Today, someone else want to do the same thing.
现在 有人想做同样的事情
Yes, but…
但是…
Tapaswi, call your God now,
塔帕兹 现在给你的神打电♥话♥吧
you want to know what’s my religion, right?
你想知道我的信仰是吧?
But first, ask him what is his children’s religon.
首先问问他 他的子民信仰什么?
What the hell are you doing here? Call him, ask him,ask him.
你究竟想干什么? 召唤他 问他
I don’t have to call God for this. Even I can answer this.
我不需要为这件事召唤神 我就可以回答
This is Hindu, Christian,
这几位分别属于印度教 基♥督♥教
Sikh, this one of the Jains.
锡克教 这个是耆那教