爱情条约

跟着我开始复诵爱情条约一
所有的差遣都要甘之若饴
当她的司机
当她的快递
另外还当她的提款机

跟着我继续复诵爱情条约二
善意的谎要说得面不改色
她什么都好
她怎么都美
再发誓爱她终生无悔

相处的时候
要记得让她颠倒是非
得理的时候
要假装自己后知后觉

放任她碎碎念碎碎抱怨
宠得她一颗心柔情似水
虚实之间飘飘欲仙
爱可以不费吹灰

关于那爱情条约三四五六七
只要有慧根就能看出端倪
愿神仙伴侣愿柴米夫妻
都可以找到Happy Ending

(Repeat)

相处的时候
要记得让她颠倒是非
得理的时候
要假装自己后知后觉

放任她碎碎念碎碎抱怨
宠得她一颗心柔情似水
虚实之间飘飘欲仙
爱可以永不说再见

English #1 – Love Treaty

Retell Love Treaty I with me:
Be at her disposal as if you enjoyed it.
Be her driver,
Be her courier,
Besides, be her teller.

Retell Love Treaty II with me:
Keep a straight face when lying out of goodwill.
Whatever she does is right,
Whenever it is, she is beautiful.
Then oath to love her forever and no regret.

Getting along with her,
Remember to allow her to confuse right and wrong;
When you are right,
Pretend not to be aware of this yet.

Indulge her murmuring and complaints,
Spoil her to get her water-like tenderness.
Between reality and illusion, treading on air,
Love can be as facile as falling off a log.

As for Love Treaty III, IV, V, VI, VII
You can see some clues therein if you’re wise enough.
Wish all enviable companions and affectionate couples
Could find their respective happy endings.

(Repeat)

Getting along with her,
Remember to allow her to confuse right and wrong;
When you are right,
Pretend not to be aware of this yet.

Indulge her murmuring and complaints,
Spoil her to get her water-like tenderness.
Between reality and illusion, treading on air,
Love can be without goodbye forever.

By Isaiah Siegfried Chen