天才眼镜狗

I don’t care.
我要举办一场大型的古埃及婚礼
I’m gonna have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
剧透一下 图特王没活多久就死了
Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.
你确定你考虑清楚了吗
Are you sure you’ve thought this through?
相信我 我考虑得非常清楚
Oh, trust me, I’ve thought it through.
我会继承一切
I’m getting everything.
皇家天相师已判定
The royal astronomers have decreed…
婚礼必须在明天黎明之际举♥行♥
the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn.
他是谁
Who is he?
-他是我 -他是你
– He is Ay. – He is you?
我叫”我” 大维齐尔
I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.
大维齐尔: 旧时伊♥斯♥兰♥教国家的首席大臣
对 他就叫这名字
Yeah, that’s his name.
大维齐尔 能否请您
Oh, Grand Vizier, would you
告诉这位珍贵的公主
mind telling the precious princess, here…
嫁给年轻的法老 究竟意味着什么
precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh.
我很乐意
Gladly.
那意味着她将永世与他为伴
It means she will be bound to him in eternity…
如神圣的经书中所述
through the sacred ceremonies
她将通过神圣的仪式 被开膛取出内脏
of disembowelment and mummification…
制成木乃伊
as described in the holy texts.
稍等一下
Um, hold up a second.
有人能跟我详细解释一下吗
Can you walk me through that, somebody?
他的意思是 佩妮
What he means, Penny,
等我死了 他们会把你也杀了
is that when I die they’ll kill you, too.
然后会取出你的内脏
And then they’ll rip out your organs,
放入卡诺匹克罐中
stuff them in canopic jars…
再把剩余的部分制成木乃伊
and then mummify whatever is left.
好吧 我现在明白了
Okay, I’m seeing this now.
谢谢你 我决定跟他们走
Thank you. I’m going to go with them.
现在可回不了头了
There’s no turning back now.
回宫殿
To the palace!
开始筹备婚礼吧
Let the wedding preparations begin!
皮博迪先生 舍曼
Mr. Peabody! Sherman!
做点什么
Do something!
别担心 佩妮
Don’t worry, Penny!
我们会救你的
We’ll save you!
等等 你不能就这么…
Hey, wait! You can’t just…
把我们扔在这里
leave us here.
皮博迪先生
Mr. Peabody?
怎么了 舍曼
Yes, Sherman?
我能牵你的手吗
Can I hold your hand?
当然可以
Of course you can.
天 你的手真凉 皮博迪先生
Boy, your hand is cold, Mr. Peabody.
舍曼
Sherman?
那不是我的手
That’s not my hand.
威胁解除了
That’s disarming.
现在 找路离开这里吧
Now, to find a way out of here.
四处看看 舍曼
Look around, Sherman.
这些古墓布满了象形文字
These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics…
目的是帮助法老的灵魂
designed to assist the Pharaohs’ souls
顺利进入来世
in their journey to the afterlife.
它们同样也可能帮助我们
And they may assist us as well.
这里画着阿努比斯神
Oh, this depicts the God Anubis
阿努比斯神: 引导亡灵之神
乘着拉神的船去了冥界
sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.
看来拉神的船就是我们逃生的钥匙
It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.
必须赶紧找到它们 好及时阻止婚礼
We must find them in time to stop the wedding.
要我说的话 就该让她嫁给那家伙
Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.
他们挺配的
They deserve each other.
怎么了 舍曼
What’s that, Sherman?
图特 饶了我吧
Tut? Give me a break.
又秃 又穿裙子 还化妆
Bald, wears a skirt, and makeup.
要是我不了解你的话
If I didn’t know any better,
舍曼 我会以为你吃醋了
Sherman, I would say you were jealous.
吃醋 吃什么醋
Jealous? Of what?
当然是图特喜欢佩妮这事
Tut’s affection for Penny, of course.
你觉得我喜欢佩妮
You think I like Penny?
饶了我吧
Give me a break!
我可不想牵着她的手 或者跟她逛公园
It’s not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park…
或者看着她梳头
or watch her while she’s brushing her hair.
我什么都不想
Or anything.
快点 舍曼
Quickly, Sherman.
小心 舍曼
Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.
这是种机关
It’s a booby trap.
有什么好笑的
What’s so funny?
你说脏话了
You said “Booby.”
走错一步我们就完了
One wrong step and we’re done for.
“拉神…
“The boat…
之船 笔直驶向…
of Ra sails straight…
今天
to day.
选错船
Take the wrong boat…
之人 将付出代价”
man will pay.”
好了 舍曼 该你了
All right, Sherman, now it’s your turn.
照我刚才那样跳
Do the puzzle exactly as I did.
好好回忆 每次跳一步
Think it through, one step at a time.
拉神之船笔直驶向…
The boat Of Ra sails straight…
游戏
play.
我是说 “代价”
Uh, I mean, “Pay.”
糟糕
Oh, my.
快跑
Run!
拉神之船
The boats of Ra!
只有一艘能带我们出去 另一艘
One boat is the way out, the other will send us…
会带我们进入黑暗和死亡
plunging into darkness and certain death.
什么
What?
舍曼 上船
Sherman, get in the boat.
等我把这些石台推到一起
As soon as I move these blocks together,
船就会飞速前进
it’s going to move very fast.
哪艘船 皮博迪先生
Which boat, Mr. Peabody?
什么
What?
哪艘才是”不去黑暗和死亡”之船
Which boat is the “Not-certain- death-plunge” Boat?
那艘
That one!
我们做到了 舍曼
We did it, Sherman!
舍曼
Sherman?
皮博迪先生
Mr. Peabody!
你怎么去那边了
What are you doing over there?
我以为你指的是这艘
I thought you pointed to this one!
舍曼 舍曼
Sherman? Sherman?
你没事吧
Are you all right?
我没事
I’m good.
奉拉神之命
The Sun God, Ra…
我们将开始神圣的庆典
commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!
呈上血誓之刃
Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.
当刀刃在这场神圣的典礼上与血肉相遇
Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite…
我们向
We pay tribute…
拉神朝贡
to the sun god, Ra!
且慢
Wait!
阿努比斯
Anubis!
死亡之神
The God of death!
婚礼必须终止
The wedding must not continue.
为什么 阿努比斯
Why, Anubis, why?
瘟疫 瘟疫
Plagues. Plagues!
若此婚约生效
If this marriage pact is sealed…
我将用无尽的瘟疫灌溉这土地
I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues.
靠 又是瘟疫
Oy, again with the plagues!
我搬来埃及到底图个啥啊
Why did I ever move to Egypt?
可是 阿努比斯 拉神已经决定
But, Anubis, the Sun God, Ra, has decreed…
这女孩将成为少年国王的妻子
that this girl is to be the boy-king’s wife.
说来好笑
That’s so funny.
我前几天刚跟拉神聊过
I was talking to the Sun God, Ra, just the other day…
他说他改主意了
and he told me he changed his mind.
真的吗