爱与其他不可能的追求（2009）

原名《爱以及其他不可能的诉求》根据阿耶莱-沃尔德曼的同名小说改编
你有没有意识到-烈焰红唇
Do You Realize-The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips烈焰红唇
乐队，1983年成立的美国摇
滚乐队, 音乐风格:另类摇滚
迷幻摇滚，试验摇滚， 后朋
克 2007年2月他们被提名为
“最佳国际艺人”BRIT奖。已
获得三次格莱美奖包括两次
“最佳摇滚乐表演” 2002年
他们被列入Q杂♥志♥“死前必
看50个乐队”名单。
♪你意识到了吗♪
♪Do you realize♪
♪你有着最美的面孔♪
♪That you have The most beautiful face♪
♪你意识到了吗♪
♪Do you realize♪
♪我们在宇宙间沉浮♪
♪We’re floating in space♪
♪你意识到了吗♪
♪Do you realize♪
♪你会幸福得掉泪♪
♪That happiness makes you cry♪
♪你意识到了吗♪
♪Do you realize♪
♪你身边的♪
♪That everyone♪
♪每个人♪
♪You know♪
♪终有一天♪
♪Someday♪
♪要离开♪
♪Will die♪
♪与其与他们匆匆告别♪
♪And instead of saying all of your good-byes♪
在出去的路上
…On the way out,
但是我们还是要处理
but we’ll still be dealing with
一些零星的雪花和雨夹雪
some scattered snow flurries and sleet.
预计它将在下午早些时候结束
Expect it to be over by early afternoon
今天的最高温度是在三十九度左右
with highs today in the mid-39s.
今晚气温又将要回到零度以下
Freezing temperatures will be back this evening
曼哈顿的最低温度在二十九度左右
with lows in the mid-29s in Manhattan
而在偏远郊区的最高温度只有十几度
and high teens in the outlying suburbs.
总结一下
So wrap up.
现在我们有一个与天气有关的后期报道
Right now we have a weather-related delay
在林肯隧♥道♥
in the Lincoln Tunnel
一辆半挂车显然撞到了冰上
where a semi apparently hit some ice…
公立793学校
这所学校不错 没来不会知道
lt’s a good school, isn’t it? You never know.
对 是不错
Yeah. Yeah, it’s good.
我是杰米·布伦南 你好
l’m Jamie Brennan.Hi.
我女儿在四年级 我们刚从洛杉矶搬到这里
My daughter’s in the fourth grade. We just moved here from L.A.
你好 我叫艾米莉娅 – 嗨
Hi, l’m Emilia. – Hi.
我继子是三年级的威廉·伍尔夫
l’m with William Woolf. He’s in third. He’s my stepson.
啊 他们不介意盯着看 是吗
Ugh, they don’t mind staring, do they?
对 嗯 你是新来的
Yeah, well, you’re new,
你在和这里唯一的第二任妻子说话
and you’re talking to the only second wife here.
我让他们害怕
l terrify them,
就像有个家庭破坏者
like there’s such a thing as a home-wrecker.
在加利福尼亚就有
There is in California.
现在你紧张了
Now you’re nervous.
哦 不 当然不是
Oh, no, of course not.
艾米莉娅小姐
Miss Emilia?
索尼娅 今天不是你的休息日吗 – 对
Sonia, isn’t this your day off? – Yes.
今天是星期三 对吧
lt’s Wednesday, right?
是的 是的 苏尔医生让我把这个给你送给威廉治耳朵
Yes, yes. Dr. Soule asked me to give to you this for the ears of William.
我去她的办公室拿的
l go to her office to pick up.
她让你在休息日工作
She made you work on your day off?
一天三次 让他把这个和食物一起吃
So three times a day, he takes this with food.
放低温处 不要放在冰箱里
And keep cold, but not in fridge.
哦 苏尔医生还说 伍尔夫先生这次送威廉时
Oh, and Dr. Soule also says when Mr. Woolf drop off William this time,
他的衣服是干净的 可以折叠的 而不只是塞在背包里
his clothes are clean and fold, not just shoving in backpack.
它们没有被塞
They were not shoved.
我是说 它们是随意折叠的 他们很干净
They were folded, l mean, casually. And they were clean.
穿一次 洗一次 干净
Worn once, washed once: clean.
不是我说的 是苏尔医生说的
This is not me. This is Dr. Soule.
别对我大喊大叫 在公共场合对我大吼大叫是很尴尬的
And do not yell at me. lt is very embarrassing to be yelling at me in public.
我没对你吼 索尼娅 我很抱歉
l’m not yelling at you, Sonia. l’m sorry.
好吧 我会记住的
Okay, l will remember.
放低温处 别放冰箱
Cold, not fridge.
要干净 不推挤
Clean, not shoved.
索尼娅
Sonia!
哦 威廉 我只是打个招呼 再见
Ooh, William. l just say hello and good-bye.
我从你妈妈那里拿药来了
l bring medicine from your mommy.
哦 – 嗯嗯
Oh. – Mm-hmm.
嗨 艾米莉亚
Hello, Emilia.
嘿 威廉 你准备好了吗
Hey, William. You ready?
好了 威廉 我要去休假了
Okay, William, l go to my day off now.
再见 – 再见 明天见
Bye. – Bye. See you tomorrow.
再见 艾米莉娅小姐
Good-bye, Miss Emilia.
抱歉 伙计 今天星期三 只有我陪你
Sorry, pal. lt’s just me today, Wednesday.
是啊 – 是啊
So it is. – So it is.
我的手套不在我的小屋里
My gloves weren’t in my cubby.
给 拿着我的 – 它们太大了
Here, take mine. – They’re too big.
威廉 来吧 我们走吧
William, come on. Let’s go.
和你交谈很愉快
Nice talking to you.
祝你生活愉快
Have a nice life.
哦 这下好了 要下雨了
Oh, great. lt’s gonna rain.
你为什么不打电♥话♥给 汽车服务公♥司♥呢
Why didn’t you call the car service?
下雨时 每个人都给汽车服务打电♥话♥
Everyone calls the car service when it rains.
每个人吗 你知道 不是每个人都能负担得起汽车服务
Everyone? You know, not everyone can afford a car service.
我爸爸可以
My dad can.
看 那些妈妈们在做什么 只是在车流中挥手 不是
Well, look, what are all those mothers doing? Just waving at traffic? No.
显然 不是每个能负担得起的人 都认为有必要安排汽车服务 好吗
So clearly not everyone who can afford it thinks it’s necessary to arrange for a car service, okay?
下雨时 索尼娅总是给汽车公♥司♥打电♥话♥
Sonia always calls the car service when it rains.
她前一晚都会看气象预报
She checks the weather the night before.
我不想听一个八岁的孩子说
l don’t want to hear an eight-year-old say
又是 汽车服务 好吗
”car service” again, okay?
汽车服务 有一个
Car service. There’s one.
我想知道大便在什么温度结冰
l wonder what temperature poop freezes at.
是 我也想知道 当然 来吧
Yeah, me too. Constantly. Come on.
你知道 因为大便出来时是热的
You know that since poop comes out hot,
它比冰棒冻结得更快
it freezes quicker than a popsicle?
令人兴奋 进去
Mind-blowing. Get in.
这是因为蒸发
lt’s because of evaporation.
热水蒸发得更快
Hot water evaporates quicker.
便便 有热水的 — 威廉
So poop, which has hot water… – William…
哦 哦 哦 哎呀
Oh, oh! Oh, dear.
天哪 威廉 哦 进去吧
God damn it, William. Oh, get in.
哎哟 真疼 – 告诉你妈妈去
Ow! That hurt! – Tell your mother.
请到到西七街和八十一街口
West 7th and 81 st, please.
天啊 威廉 让你的脚远离加热器
God, William, keep your foot away from the heater.
今天是看影视的好日子
Today’s a good day for a video.
我不能 我已经在周日晚上看了
l can’t. l already watched one Sunday night.
我要等到周六才能再看
l have to wait till Saturday to start a new week.
所以我要和我的超级科学实验室一起玩
So l’ll just play with my Mega Science Lab.
我们进厨房♥前把你的湿外套脱掉
Take off your wet coat before we go in the kitchen.
我可能会从水槽里收集细菌 然后用显微镜观察
l’ll probably gather the bacteria from the sink and look at it with my microscope.
听起来很有趣
That sounds fun.
盒子上写着是十岁以上儿童的
lt says on the box it’s for ages ten and up.
你是说你两年内都不应该成为书呆子
You mean you’re not supposed to be a nerd for two whole years?
聪明不一定是书呆子
lt’s not nerdy to be smart.
等等 这是书呆子的时代 那是赞美
Wait, this is the age of the nerd. That was a compliment.
零食吃什么
What’s for snack?
看看架子上 那里有一些东西
Check your shelf. There’s some stuff there.
耶 豆腐点心
Yay, Tofutti Cuties.
小孩都不爱吃豆腐
What kid doesn’t love tofu?
哦 等一下 我不喜欢草莓的
Oh, wait. l don’t like the strawberry ones.
我会吃大豆布丁 巧克力味的
l’ll have a soy pudding. Chocolate.
嗯 不含脂肪 不含糖 果汁加糖
Mmm, fat-free, sugar-free, fruit juice-sweetened.
好好享受吧
Enjoy that.
嘿 能给我一个碗吗 人们在店里碰过这个
Hey, can l have a bowl for this? People touch this at the store.
是啊 想想所有死于直接从容器里吃布丁的小男孩
Yeah, just think of all the little boys that die eating their pudding directly from the container.
死亡人数是疯狂的
The body count is crazy.
艾米丽亚 你知道易趣是什么吗 – 是的 我知道
Emilia, do you know what eBay is? – Yes, l do.
我朋友贝利的爸爸在易趣上卖♥♥东西
My friend Bailey’s dad sells things on eBay.
他拿走了他们不再需要的所有旧东西
He takes all their old stuff they don’t need anymore,