我的方法也有欺骗性
And my methods are deceptive.
但是这个使命是真实的
But the mission, it never was.
没有我 没有时间变异管理局
Without the me, without the TVA…
一切都将毁灭
everything burns.
那你在害怕什么
Then what are you so afraid of?
我自己
Me.
你到底是谁
And just who are you?
很多人给我起过很多的名字
Oh, I’ve been dubbed many names by many people.
统治者 征服者
A ruler, a conqueror.
遗留之人 混♥蛋♥
He Who Remains, a jerk.
但是…这个名字背后可不简单
But it’s… it’s not as simple as a name.
无数年前 那时还没有时间变异管理局
Eons ago, before the TVA,
一个我自己的变体生活在31世纪的地球
a variant of myself lived on Earth in the 31st century.
他是一名科学家
He was a scientist
他发现在他的世界之上 还有多重宇宙
and he discovered that there were universes stacked on top of his own.
在同一时刻 其它版本的我们也意识到了这一点
At the same time, other versions of us were learning the same thing.
自然而然地 他们就有了交流 此后一段时间里 几方和平共处
Naturally, they made contact. And for a while, there was peace.
这和平其实只是自我陶醉罢了
Narcissistic, self-congratulatory peace.
〝我喜欢你的鞋〞 〝你的发型真不错〞 〝这鼻子真漂亮〞 〝谢谢你呀〞
“I love your shoes.” “I love your hair.” “Oh, man, nice nose.” “Thanks, man.”
诸如此类
Et cetera.
他们彼此共享技术和知识
They shared technology and knowledge.
这些宇宙之间互相取长补短
Using the best of their universes to improve the others.
但是…
However…
并非每个版本的我
not every version of me
想法都如此单纯
was so… so pure of heart.
对于某些我自己而言 新世界的唯一意义
To some of us, new worlds meant only one thing,
就是新的征服目标
new lands to be conquered.
现实之间的和平共处
The peace between realities…
演变成了全面爆发的战争
…erupted into all-out war,
每个变体都在为自己宇宙的存续而战
each variant fighting to preserve their universe
同时毁灭其它宇宙
and annihilate the others.
宇宙几近末日
This was almost the end…
女士们先生们 这是一切的末日
…ladies and gentlemen, of everything and everyone.
然后时间守护者就出现了 拯救了所有人
And then the Time-Keepers came along and saved us all.
阿门
Amen
不 不
No. No.
不是 从这里开始 和教义里就不一样了
Nope, this is where we diverge from the dogma.
最初的变体遇到了一个生物
That first variant encountered a creature
由现实中的悲痛凝结而成
created from all the tears in reality,
能够自我吞噬时间和空间
capable of consuming time and space itself.
这个生物
A creature…
你们都知道
you both know.
艾里奥斯
Alioth.
答对了
Bingo!
我驾驭了这个野兽的力量 开始对它进行实验
I harnessed the beast’s power and began experimenting on it.
我把它变成了武器
I weaponized Alioth
然后我结束了…这场多元宇宙大战
and I ended… I ended the Multiversal War.
把我们的时间线隔离出来以后
Once I isolated our timeline,
我要做的就是管理时间的流动
all I had to do was manage the flow of time
防止出现其它的分支
and prevent any further branches.
因此就有了时间变异管理局
Hence, the TVA.
因此就有了时间守护者和整个高效的官僚体系
Hence, the Time-Keepers and a highly efficient bureaucracy.
因此就有了数个时代的宇宙和平
Hence, ages… …and ages of cosmic harmony.
因此就有了…
Hence…
不客气
you’re welcome.
你们是来讨♥伐♥恶魔的 对吗
You came to kill the devil, right?
结果你猜怎么着
Well, guess what?
我在保护你们的安全
I keep you safe.
如果你们觉得我是邪恶的
And if you think I’m evil, well,
等你们见到我的那些变体 你们就明白了
just wait till you meet my variants.
这就是一场赌局
And that’s the gambit.
是要压抑窒息的秩序 还是要毁天灭地的混乱
Stifling order or cataclysmic chaos.
你们也许痛恨独♥裁♥者 但是
You may hate the dictator, but something…
如果没有他 可能会更糟糕
…far worse is gonna fill that void if you depose of him.
我已经活了上百万次
I’ve lived a million lifetimes.
我经历了每一种可能性
I’ve gone through every scenario.
这是唯一的办法
This is the only way.
时间变异管理局
The TVA,
它行之有效
it works.
也许你是个骗子
Or you’re a liar.
也许我是个骗子
Or I’m a liar.
所以你就要…
So you just…
继续裁剪无辜的时间线
continue to prune innocent timelines?
交给你们两个
You two would.
有两个选择 一
There’s two options! One…
你们杀掉我 毁掉这一切 你们要面对的恶魔就不止一个
you kill me and destroy all this, so you don’t just have one devil,
将会是无数个 或者…
you have an infinite amount. Or…
你们两个
you two.
你们两个来掌控这一切
You two run the thing.
你在说谎
You’re lying.
为什么你要放弃掌控
Why would you give up being in control?
哥们…
Buddy…
我累了
I’m tired.
而且我也老了
And I’m older.
我比看上去更老
I’m older than I look.
这是个年轻人的游戏 要充满渴望
This game is for the young, the hungry.
我经历了无数种可能性…
I’ve gone through a lot of scenarios…
试图找到合适的接替者
trying to find the right person to take this spot.
结果居然是两个人
It turns out that person came in two.
但是你们两个肯定没问题
But it’s definitely you two.
就这样 没有什么谎言了
So, no more lies.
你们杀了我 神圣时间线就会完全失去保护
You kill me and the Sacred Timeline is completely exposed.
结果就是多元宇宙大战
Multiversal War.
或者你们接手 然后回到时间变异管理局 去做仁慈的统治者
Or you take over and return to the TVA as its benevolent rulers.
告诉那里的人他们是谁 还有他们所做的一切的意义
Tell the workforce who they are and why they do what they do.
你把真实的人生视同儿戏
You treated real people’s lives like some kind of game.
我不针对任何人 这是最有效的罢了
It’s not personal, it’s practical.
我觉得被针对了
It was personal to me.
成熟点 成熟点 希尔维
Grow up! Grow up, Sylvie!
杀人犯 伪君子
Murderer! Hypocrite!
我们都不是什么好人
We’re all villains here.
我们都做过可怕的 恐怖的事情
We’ve all done horrible, terrible, horrific things.
但是现在 我们 你们
But now, we, you…
有机会去合理正当地做那些事
have a chance to do them for a good reason.
我们刚刚越过了…
We just crossed…
那道门槛
the threshold.
我说谎了
So, I fibbed.
我刚才说我知道一切会怎么样 我是骗人的
I fibbed earlier when I said I know how everything’s going to go. I…
我知晓…我曾经知晓一切 到某个点为止的一切
I know… I knew… …everything up to a certain point,
那个点大概是…
and that point was about…
七 八 九 十秒以前的事了
seven, eight, nine, ten seconds ago.
但是现在我什么都不知道了
But now I have no idea.
我不知道接下来会何去何从
No idea how the rest of this is going to go.
我很坦诚
I’m being candid.
所以就这样了
So, that’s it?
就这样了
That’s it?
这就是时间的尽头
This is what happens at the end of time?
你就这么自♥由♥地坐在那 然后…
And now you’re just gonna sit there with all that freedom and…
让我们决定你的命运
let us decide your fate?
是的
Yes!
是的 是的 还能有什么坏事呢
Yes! Yes! What’s the worst that can happen?
你们要不然…
You either…
接手并继续我毕生的工作
take over and my life’s work continues
要不然就一剑捅死我 然后无数个我
or you plunge a blade in my chest and an infinite amount of me…
会开始另一场多元宇宙大战 而我…
start another Multiversal War. And I just…
最终还是会回到这里
end up right back here anyways.
这就是转世 宝贝
Reincarnation, baby.
不 这就是另一个谎言
No, it’s just another lie.
另一种背后的操控
Another manipulation.
没有谎言
No lie.

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