等下 你那个按钮是干啥用的?
Wait, then what’s that button for?
这个钮吗?
This button?
这是空调开关
It turns on the air conditioner.
这个按钮才是我的好玩加农炮开炮用的
This button fires my Fun Cannon.
不!
No!
太慢了 小蝠蝠
Too slow, Batsy.
现在这情况看起来可不太妙
This does not look good.
你说得对
You’re right.
这个看起来简直要笑死人了
It looks hilarious.
谢谢 谢谢大家 我会在这里表演整整一周的
Thank you, thank you.I’ll be here all week.
实际上 我觉得我可以在这呆一辈子
In fact, I think I’ll stay here forever!
现在 如果我把这个原子
Now, if I just add this atom
加在这个分子上
on to this molecule,
它应该能让毒气失效
it should make the gas inert.
搞定了!我刚刚发现了解药
Eureka!I’ve discovered the cure.
现在,合成一个疫苗
Now, to synthesize a vaccine.
我说……
I said…
蝙蝠小丑?
Batclown?
呃 我活已经干完了
Well, my work is done here.
啊?
Huh?
抱歉我来晚了
Sorry I’m late.
他打败了小丑 谢谢你!
He took down the Joker! Thank you!
什么?
What?
谢谢 谢谢大家
Thank you, thank you.
你知道 这点活一天就搞定了
You know,it’s all in a day’s work.
喔哦 你怎么搞成这样?
Whoa! What happened to you?
你迟到的时候就会搞成这样!
This is what happens when you’re late!
我知道 非常抱歉
I know, I am so sorry.
因为我把我的联盟警报器调到振动模式了
I had my League alert on vibrate.
然后我这一早上特别忙 又是冰冻队长又是回旋镖队长的
And then a really busy morning with Captain Cold and Captain Boomerang.
但是 嗨 我们抓到小丑了
But, hey,the Joker is captured
然后大家从衣着来看都没什么不好的地方
and everyone seems no worse for wear.
啊 大部分吧 – 还有星球日报
Well, mostly…- And the Daily Planet?
什么?
What?
终极大楼变身准备 三 二 一!
Extreme building makeover in three, two, one!
万岁!闪电侠最棒了!
Hurray!- Flash is the best.
超级速度啥都能修复 跟新的一样
Super speed fixes everything.Just like new.
你想不想让我把你也修复一下呀 蝙蝠侠?
You want me to fix you up, too, Batman?
不是啥都都能用超级速度来修复的
Not everything can be fixed with speed.
闪电侠 蝙蝠侠想说的是
Flash, what Batman is trying to say,
我们都是你的朋友
is that we’re you’re friends.
我没想说这个
That’s not what I said.
我们想让你成为你能做到的最好的英雄
And we want you to be the best hero you can be.
有时候那意味着放慢速度
Sometimes that means slowing down.
留意一下你的周围
Being aware of your surroundings.
而且永远有一套计划
And always having a plan.
闪电侠? – 慢下来
Flash?- Slow down.
环境还有计划 记下了
Surroundings and plan, got it.
话题标签 #前瞻性行动#…… – 闪电侠?
Hashtag proactive.- Flash?
更新我的英雄热♥线♥ 英雄Ins[Ins:美国社交网站、应用]
Updating my Hero Hotline, Herogram.
爱英雄,英雄乌托邦和我的英雄
I-Hero, Herotopia and MyHero
推送一下我打败小丑的消息
with my takedown of the Joker.
哦 太感谢你们了 正义联盟
Oh, thank you, Justice League.
没有你们我们真不知道该怎么办
We don’t know what we’d do without you.
嗯……- 嗯 市长 只要我是世界上速度最快的人
Well…- Well, Mayor, as long as I’m the fastest man alive,
那你永远都不用担心
you’ll never have to worry about it.
但你才不是世界上速度最快的人
But you aren’t the fastest man alive.
你是个骗子
You’re a fraud,
就像正义联盟的其它成员一样
just like the rest of the Justice League.
世界很快就会发现这一点
Something the world will see soon enough.
那个人是谁啊 – 不知道
Who was that?- No clue.
我会把他找出来的
But I’m gonna find out.
闪电侠 等等
Flash, wait.
这家伙速度还真快
Huh? This guy is seriously fast.
你穿的是铁靴子吗?
Are you wearing iron boots?
我知道你动作会慢一些,
I knew you would be slow,
但我还真不知道你会慢成这样
but I didn’t know you’d be this slow.
你才不可能打败我
No way you’re beating me.
这倒挺新鲜
Whoa! That’s new.
哇!
Wow!
我在哪儿?
Where am I?
别急 你会再看见的
Don’t worry,you’ll see it again.
很快
Soon.
似曾相识啊
Deja vu. Bah.
下一次可得记住
You’d think I’d learn by now.
不错
Nice.
哦耶 是时候出发了!
Oh, yeah. It’s go time!
嘿!你撞我车了!- 什么?根本不能怪我 你看看我的车
Hey, you hit my car!- What? That ain’t my fault, look at my car.
哥们儿 我们昨天就来过一遍了
Guys, we did this yesterday,
你俩开车真该仔细看看路
you really gotta watch where you’re going.
谢谢 闪电侠
Thanks, Flash.
不用上学了 不用上学了
No school.- No way. No school?
连续两天爆胎?
Two blowouts in a row?
听着 这是城市那边我相熟的一家轮胎店
Listen, here’s the card for a tire shop I know across town.
如果你提我名字的话他们会以超优♥惠♥的价格给你换新轮胎的
They’ll give you a great deal on new tires if you mention my name.
拜拜
See ya.- Uh…
谢谢 闪电侠
Thanks, Flash?
谢谢 闪电侠
Thanks, Flash.
喔啊!
Whoa!
哈 你知道不 跟昨天我们搭的那个比
Ha! You know, I like this one even better than the one
我更喜欢今天搭的这个
we put up yesterday.
谢啦 闪电侠!
Thanks, Flash!
三重似曾相识
Triple deja vu.
饿了
Oh, hungry.
你知道有啥东西能让我的肚子感觉好一点不?
You know what would make my tummy feel better?
再来一轮福克斯家的甜甜圈
Another round of donuts at Fox’s
而且这次我不用再操心
and this time I won’t have to worry about
冰冻队长耽误我吃饭了
Captain Cold interrupting my chowtime.
是闪电侠 哦!
It’s the Flash.- Ooh!
最好吃的甜甜圈……
Best donut ever…
呃 真的假的?
Ugh. Seriously?
你不可能把这套再搞一遍吧
There’s no way this is happening again.
这是“全球冷冻”的祸!
Chalk it up to global freezing!
哎 你现在是在重复自己 – 不是 我才没有!
Well, now you’re just repeating yourself.- No, I’m not!
你有 你昨天跟我说的是一模一样的话
Yeah, you said the same thing to me yesterday.
昨天?
Yesterday?
昨天我还在家里计划这次抢劫呢
Yesterday I was at home planning this heist.
看起来你是脑壳被冻坏了
It looks like you might be suffering from some brain freeze.
我……
I…
我甚至都还没回过神儿来
I don’t even have a comeback for this,
这也太诡异了
this is just too weird.
好吧 再来一遍 像这样
Okay, one more time,like this.
那个放那儿 你往这边走
Put that there,you go over here.
我就不挡在路中间了
And I step out of the way.
他归你处置了 警官
He’s all yours, Officers.
这回 想办法把这家伙关进监狱 行不?
This time, try to keep him in prison, would you?
嗨 闪电侠 你知道用啥搭配这些甜甜圈最好吗?
Hey, Flash, you know what goes good with those donuts?
星城的兰伯特奶昔?
Lampert’s Milkshakes in Star City?
哦 你去过了?
Oh, you’ve been there?
是啊 非常确定
Yeah, pretty sure.
还是同一辆车
That’s the same car.
有些真的很奇怪的事正在发生
Something seriously strange is going on.
我必须得赶到大都会去了
I have gotta get to Metropolis.
帮我拿着这个
Hold this for me.
啊?
Huh?
谢啦 闪电侠
Thanks, Flash.
这一天整的
What a day.
好玩的都玩完了 我阻止了你的邪恶计划
Fun’s over,I foiled your plan.
什么?
What?
哦 你以为你的蝙蝠镖击溃了我的好玩加农炮吗?
Oh, you thought your Batarang defeated my Fun Cannon?