功夫熊猫

Totally.
师♥傅♥怎么可能把我变成”龙武士”啊?
How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior?
我一点也不像”五杰”
I mean I’m not like the Five.
我没爪子 没翅膀 也没毒牙
I’ve got no claws no wings no venom.
就连螳郞 也有那些….镰刀
Even Mantis has those… thingies.
唉 也许我就该一走了之 回家煮面
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
走? 不走!
Quit don’t quit.
面条? 不要面条!
Noodles don’t noodles.
你太在意过去是怎样 将来会怎样了
You are too concerned with what was and what will be.
有句谚语说得好
There’s a saying:
昨天已是历史
Yesterday is history
明天还很神秘
tomorrow is a mystery
但是今天是一个礼物
but today is a gift.
这就是为什么要把它叫做”present”(现在)
That is why it is called the present.
– 噢 不会吧 – 发生什么了?
– Oh no! – What’s happening?!
去你的战斗位置 快 快
To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!
巨箭开火!
Fire crossbows!
开火!
Fire!
开火!
Fire!
太郎越狱了! 我必须去警告师♥傅♥
Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.
– 你哪儿都别去! Neither is he! – 放开我
– Not going anywhere! Neither is he! – Let go of me!
把它拉起来
Bring it up!
等一下 把它放回去
Wait! Bring it back!
– 他朝这来了 – 他过不来的 弓箭手
– He’s coming this way! – He won’t get far. Archers!
我们死翘翘了 死得很翘很翘了!
We’re dead. So very very dead.
还没呢 我们还没! 现在!
Not yet we’re not. Now!
– 现在能跑了么 – 是的
– Can we run now? – Yes.
我很高兴师♥傅♥派你来
I’m glad Shifu sent you.
我还以为都把我忘了呢
I was beginning to think I’d been forgotten.
飞回去跟他们说
Fly back there and tell them…
真正的”龙武士”要回家了
…the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.
早上好 大♥师♥
Good morning Master!
熊猫!
Panda!
熊猫!
Panda!
起床!
Wake up!
他退出了
He’s quit.
我们现在做什么 熊猫走了 熊猫走了 谁会成为”龙武士”呢?
What do we do now with the panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior?
我们能做的 就是勤加练习 假以时日
All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time
真正的”龙武士”便会脱颖而出
the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed.
你在这干吗?
What are you doing here?!
早上好 大♥师♥
Hi! Good morning Master!
我想先热热身
I thought I’d warm up a little.
你是被卡住了
You’re stuck.
卡住了? 什么 哪有?
Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck?
这是我的一只 没错 我是被卡住了
Nah. This is one of my… Yeah I’m stuck.
– 去帮他 – 噢 我的祖宗
– Help him. – Oh dear.
我数到三! 一 二
Maybe on three. One two…
…三
…three.
– 谢谢 – 别提这事
– Thank you. – Don’t mention it.
– 不 我真的很感激… – 永远别提!
– No really I appreciate… – Ever.
你真以为你能一夜练成横劈?
You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night?
这可是数年苦练 才修得的柔韧性
It takes years to develop one’s fleXibility!
再继以数载 才能用之以战
And years longer to apply it in combat!
把 那 放 下 来!
Put that down!
我们只收集的纪念品是流血的指节跟断掉的骨头
The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones.
好啊 棒极了!
Yeah! EXcellent.
让我们开始吧
Let’s get started.
– 你准备好了吗? – 我打小就准备…啊!
– Are you ready? – I was born re…
真不好意思 我以为你说了你准备好了呢
I’m sorry brother. I thought you said you were ready.
那太彪悍了 我们再来一次吧
That was awesome! Let’s go again!
我一直都还比较照顾你 熊猫 可现在不了
I’ve been taking it easy on you panda. But no more.
下一个对手 就是我了
Your next opponent will be me.
好 太棒了 上吧!
All right! Yeah let’s go!
上前一步
Step forth.
胜利的两个诀窍就是 找到对手的软肋
The true path to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness…
并让其为之受罪
…and make him suffer for it.
爽
Oh yeah!
出其不意 攻其不备!
To take his strength and use it against him…
直到他倒下放弃
…until he finally falls…
认输退出
…or quits.
真的武士绝不言弃
A real warrior never quits.
别担心 大♥师♥ 我永远不会放弃的!
Don’t worry Master. I will never quit!
如果他够聪明 他不会再爬上来了
If he’s smart he won’t come back up those steps.
可他会上来的
But he will.
他不会放弃的 是吗?
He’s not going to quit is he?
我可以告诉你 他不会放弃弹跳的
He’s not going to quit bouncing I’ll tell you that.
我记得你说针灸会让我好受些
I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.
相信我 会的
Trust me it will.
只是不容易找准你的穴位 都是些
It’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this…
– 脂肪? – 毛皮 我是想说毛皮的
– Fat? – Fur. I was going to say fur.
知道你是这意思
Sure you were.
我怎么会用体型来评价一个武士 看看我
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? Look at me.
我在这里
I’m over here.
也许你得再看看这个
Maybe you should look at this again.
噢 好吧
Oh OK.
住手 住手…啊!
Stop it. Stop!
我知道师♥傅♥大♥师♥是在激励我
I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all…
要不是我了解他 我还会以为他是想撵我走
…but if I didn’t know better I’d say he was trying to get rid of me.
我知道他看上去有点无情
I know he can seem kind of heartless…
可他不总是这样的
…but he wasn’t always like that.
传说
According to legend
很久前 师♥傅♥也曾笑口常开
there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.
– 不可能 – 可能
– No! – Yes.
那是在….之前
But that was before.
在什么之前?
Before what?
在太郎之前
Before Tai Lung.
是啊 我们不该提起他的
We’re not really supposed to talk about him.
要是他打算留下 他也该知道
Well if he’s going to stay here he should know.
大伙 大伙 我知道太郎
Guys guys I know about Tai Lung.
他是有史以来第一个 学会了师♥傅♥千般武艺的徒弟
He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu.
然后他变坏了 然后…就蹲大牢了…
And then he turned bad and now he’s in jail.
他不只是个徒弟
He wasn’tjust a student.
师♥傅♥在他还在襁褓中时就发现了
Shifu found him as a cub…
抚养他长大 视同己出
…and he raised him as his son.
当发现那小子天生就是武学奇才时
And when the boy showed talent in kung fu…
师♥傅♥倾其所能悉心教导
…Shifu trained him.
信任他 跟他说必将成其大器
He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness.
太郎他永远不满足
It was never enough for Tai Lung.
他想得到龙之卷轴
He wanted the Dragon Scroll.
可乌龟洞察到他心中的黑暗 拒绝传之于他
But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused.
盛怒之下 太郎血洗山谷
Outraged Tai Lung laid waste to the valley.
他试图强行夺取龙轴
He tried to take the scroll by force.
可师♥傅♥必须毁灭他自己造就的…
And Shifu had to destroy what he had created.
他怎么忍♥心呢?
But how could he?
师♥傅♥之前从没像爱太郎那样爱过别人
Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before.
或者说 从那之后
Or since.
而现在他有机会 来拨乱返正
And now he has a chance to make things right.
训练真正的”龙武士”
To train the true Dragon Warrior.
却碰到了你
And he’s stuck with you.
这只肥头大耳玩世不恭的熊猫
A big fat panda who treats it like a joke.
够了! 到此为止!
That is it!
等等 我的错! 我不小心扎到了他面部神经
Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve.
好像心脏也被扎停了
And may have also stopped his heart.
心静我静
Inner peace.
心静我静
Inner peace.
心… 心… 心… 心…
Inner…
心静我静
Inner peace.
谁在外面吵吵闹闹的?给我安静点!
Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?!
心静…
Inner…
噢 小曾
Oh Zeng.
太好了