凯蒂·派瑞：这样的我

“你是我见过
“You are the cutest boy
“最可爱的男孩”
“I have ever met.”
你要吃点糖果吗
Do you want some candy?
对 他们当然要 他们又不是火星人
Yeah, of course they do. They’re not Martians.
等等 最后一件事
Wait, one last thing.
你们想上台吗
Do you want to come on stage?
想
Yes!
她非常重视歌♥迷
Her fans are so important to her.
她竭尽所能
She goes above and beyond to make sure
确保歌♥迷能进入她的生活
that her fans have access to her life.
我不敢相信她就在那里 我快死掉了
I can’t believe she’s right there! I’m gonna die!
她知道如果没有歌♥迷就没有今天的她
She knows that she wouldn’t be where she is without her fans.
-你们要上台吗 -要
-Do you want to be on stage? -Yeah!
你们今晚想上台吗
Do you guys want to go on stage tonight?
天啊 真谢谢你
Oh, my God, thank you so much!
不客气
You’re welcome.
天啊 是凯蒂猫咪
Oh, my gosh! It’s Kitty Purry!
凯蒂·派瑞的姐姐在吗
Is Katy Perry’s sister here?
因为我们听说…
Because we heard that…
她真的会送后台通行证
Is it true that she gives out backstage passes
给服装特别酷的人吗
to people in cool costumes?
你们今晚想上台吗
Would you like to be on stage tonight?
-想 -想
-Yes! -Yes!
今晚想上台吗
Wanna go on stage tonight?
-想 -想
-Yes! -Yes!
喜欢你的领带
Love your tie!
你是她的姐姐
Are you her sister?
我要先去尿尿
I gotta go pee!
凯蒂 我们该邀请一些人到台上跳舞吗
Kitty! Shall we have some people come dance on stage?
-你忘了裤子 -我知道
-You forgot your pants. -I know.
我要那个热狗
Oh, I want that hot dog right there!
热狗 姜饼面包人 孔雀
Hot Dog! Gingerbread Man! Peacock.
姜饼面包人和孔雀
Gingerbread Man and Peacock.
这两个 这两个
These two, these two!
她 还有她
Her! And her!
还有叶子 来吧 叶子
And Leaf! Come on, Leaf!
好样的热狗
Holy hot dog!
谢谢你们相信我的怪异
Thank you so much for believing in my weirdness!
-你中午吃什么 -炸鸡堡
-What did you have for lunch today? -Chick-fil-A.
你昨晚吃什么
What did you have for dinner last night?
墨西哥饼
Taco Bell.
-你现在又在吃什么 -披萨
-What are you eating right now? -Pizza.
-看起来很好吃 -是很好吃
-Looks savory, that. -Oh, yeah.
好吃
Oh, yeah.
几乎
Almost.
现在真的不合适
That’s, like, really not appropriate right now.
超合适的
Super appropriate.
屁音板
她的姿势正好
She’s in the perfect position for it.
提臀拉筋
Heinie hiccup.
她真多屁
She’s so gassy.
我需要戴面罩
I need a mask.
还要加点低音
You need one with more bass.
加点低音
More bass?
没闻到味道吧 陶德
Could smell that one, couldn’t you, Todd?
好 我们开始了
It’s fine. We’re starting.
你做完来找我 好吗
Come see me when you’re done, okay?
抱歉 金
Sorry, Kim!
等等 你要告诉我现在的名次
Wait, will you tell me what was there?
丹尼斯不是…还没有正式发布
Dennis has not… It’s not, like, official out there,
但丹尼斯偷偷告诉我们
but Dennis just tipped us off.
你做到了
You did it.
第五首冠军曲《Last Friday Night》
Your fifth number-one single. Last Friday Night.
-破纪录了吗 -破纪录了
-Is that a record? -It’s a record.
-天啊 -破纪录了
-Damn! -It’s a record.
恭喜
Congratulations.
凯蒂·派瑞缔造了流行音乐史的纪录
Katy Perry has just made pop music history
披头士不曾达到
doing something The Beatles never did,
猫王没有 甚至连麦当娜也没有
Elvis hasn’t done it, not even Madonna.
连麦当娜也没有
Not even Madonna?
这星期为止只有迈克尔·杰克逊 不管你信不信
Only Michael Jackson, until this week, believe it or not.
流行音乐史上第一位女歌♥手…
The first woman in the history of pop music…
同一张唱片有五首荣登排行榜冠军的单曲
to have five songs from one album hit number one on the chart.
她能写出美妙的旋律 你懂吗
She can write a killer tune, do you know what I mean?
许多唱片的曲子只是填满曲目充数
Like, a lot of albums do have a lot of filler tracks on them,
但她唱片的每一首曲子都是大红的单曲
but every song on her album is a hit single.
颁发特别成就奖
As a special award of achievement.
全美音乐奖
恭喜
Congratulations.
谢谢
Thank you.
恭喜
Congratulations.
我可以看到你的脸了
If I could see your face right now.
我真的很开心
I’m really happy.
只是你看不出来
You just can’t tell.
你像好时之吻巧克力
You look like a Hershey Kiss.
平迈克尔·杰克逊纪录
To equal Michael Jackson,
如此突出的人 才第二张专辑
someone that’s so iconic, on your second album,
就有这么多冠军金曲 这实在很酷
to have that many number-ones is pretty fricking cool.
流行巨星没有比凯蒂·派瑞更耀眼的了
Pop stars don’t come any bigger than the brilliant Katy Perry.
凯蒂·派瑞
Katy Perry!
凯蒂一向忠于自我
Katy has always been very true to herself,
我想那是大众喜欢她的原因
and I think that that’s why people relate to her.
凯蒂·派瑞是目前世界最红流行歌♥星
Katy Perry is the hottest pop star in the world right now.
她的脑袋有种非常特别的想法
She has a very specific vision in her head.
她的想法有点疯狂
And her vision’s a little crazy.
你好 我是凯西·贝丝·泰瑞 这是我的卧室
Hi, I’m Kathy Beth Terry and this is my bedroom.
但成果却是出奇的好
But it’s come together in an amazing way.
最棒的派对
Best party ever!
我们花了五年才推出一张唱片
It took us five years to get a record out.
但我们不曾放弃因为她绝不放弃
But we never gave up because she never gave up.
很难不感到激动
It’s hard not to get emotional
因为她的事业一飞冲天
because her careerjust blew up.
我正在进行最大的巡回演唱会
I’m in the middle of the biggest tour,
我生涯最大的成功
the biggest success of my life.
我有能力和这么多人分享我的经验
And the ability to be able to share these experiences with so many people,
我的家人 朋友 歌♥迷…
my family, my friends, my fans…
呼吸 呼吸 呼吸
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
我真的觉得很快乐
That’s what makes me really happy.
我妹妹 为了巡回演唱会不只工作很辛苦
My sister, not only does she work hard on tour,
玩得也很尽兴
she likes to play hard on tour.
明天我们要去亲水公园
Tomorrow we go to the water park.
你好
Hello.
天啊
Oh, my God!
我觉得很棒 我很兴奋 因为我姐姐
I feel great. I’m really, really excited about my sister,
她有恐高症
who is scared of heights.
天啊 看看安琪拉的脸
Oh, my God. Look at Angela’s face!
安琪拉 真的很好玩
Angela, it’s really fun.
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
等等 开始了
Wait, here we go.
感觉如何姐姐
How you feeling, sister?
想听听我的好主意吗
Do you want to hear a good idea?
-当然 -这是巴兹·哈平的
-Sure. -This is from Baz Halpin.
我想…我们应该让
I think… I think we need to have
凯西·贝丝·泰瑞上台
Kathy Beth Terry come on stage
表演《T.G.I.F.》 但不该由你来扮
during T.G.I.F., but I don’t think it can be you,
我们该让大家认为那是完全不同的人
’cause I think we want to make the world think it’s a different person.
我才不要
Oh, hells to the no.
拜托 安琪拉
Come on, Angela.
安琪拉 安琪拉
Angela! Angela! Angela! Angela!
你必须给我三倍的薪水
You would have to triple my pay.
太像她了
Oh, it’s so her!