只是朋友 Just Friends（2005）

Samantha James is a crazy person.
嘿，你以前钓过她，可不是我
Hey, you’re the one that used to diddle her, not me.
只有一次约会！而我最后却进了医院
It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital.
你没看这海报吗？啊？你没看
Have you seen this poster? Huh? Have you seen.
这海报吗？ -对，还有水果
this poster? -Yeah, with the fruit.
这是美国最热卖♥♥的海报
This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States.
大家喜欢她，他们爱她！
People love her. They love her!
哦，谁喜欢她？
Oh, who loves her?
音乐台明年有一档她的真人秀节目
MTV just got her a new reality show next year.
我们安排好CD发行的时间与节目同步，我们肯定赚翻了
We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit
还有免费宣传
plus free promotion.
她的录音棚在-我知道她在哪里录音
She’s recording over—I know where she’s recording.
好，太好了，让我满意
Good. Good. Make me happy.
去吧，等会儿，不是你
Go away. Wait. Not you.
等等！
Wait!
如果你不能让我满意，我会找别人来
You don’t make me happy, I’m gonna find somebody else to make me happy.
我明白了，清清楚楚
Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell.
很好 -好的
Good -Okay.
你还在这干什么？
What are you still doing here?
去！去抓住我的大鱼！
Go! Go get me lobster!
去！快！大鱼！
Go! Run! Lobster!
快点！快！老爸要大鱼！
Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish!
♪呃呃呃呃♪
♪Uh, uh, uh♪
♪Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier!♪
♪Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier!♪
♪我们可能是天壤之别♪
♪We might be a world apart♪
♪天壤之别♪
♪World apart♪
♪但你一直在我心里♪
♪But you’re always in my heart♪
♪一直在我的心中♪
♪Always in my heart♪
♪当你仰望星空♪ -♪仰望星空♪
♪When you look up at the stars♪ -♪Look up at the stars♪
♪从远处感受我的爱♪ -♪远方♪
♪Feel my love from afar♪ -♪Afar afar♪
♪像闪亮的星星一样俯视♪ -♪闪亮的星星♪
♪Looking down like a shining star♪ -♪Shining star♪
♪用我的吉他自♥由♥跳舞♪ -♪我的吉他♪
♪Dancing free with my guitar♪ -♪My guitar♪
♪我不知道你在哪里♪ -♪你在哪里？♪
♪I don’t know just where you are♪ -♪Where are you?♪
♪远方的爱，远方的爱♪
♪Love from afar, love from afar♪
♪感受我的爱♪
♪Feel my love.♪
卡！卡！
Cut! cut!
好了，罗恩，谁改了我的调子？
Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me?
没人改，萨曼沙
No one, Samantha.
43次录音都是这个调
It’s been the same key for the last 43 takes.
嗯，那就是有点不对劲，因为我就是感觉不到，好吗？
Well, something’s off then, because I’m just not feeling it, okay?
天哪，我要我的吉他
God, I need my guitar.
我们得分别做音轨 -不！
We need to mix the tracks separately -No!
我的歌♥叫“和我的吉他一起跳舞”，罗恩
My lyrics say “dancing free with my guitar,” Ron.
所以，我要更真实，好吗？
So, I’m gonna be real, okay?
我不要你和上面坐的的那个香港佬
I’m not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there
把我变成什么泡泡糖舞曲偶像
turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe.
好吗？我需要更棒！
Okay? I need to transcend!
你们有没有听我说？
Are you guys even listening to me?
♪你们是混♥蛋♥，你们是混♥蛋♥♪
♪You guys are assholes, you’re assholes.♪
关掉 -罗恩 你是混♥蛋♥
Switch it off, guys -♪Ron, you’re an asshole♪
♪你们是混♥蛋♥，你们是混♥蛋♥♪
♪You guys are assholes, You’re assholes.♪
她是你的了
She’s all yours.
克里斯！
Chris!
嘿！
Hey!
我听不见你说话，萨曼沙，我听不见你说话，萨曼沙
I can’t hear you, Samantha. I can’t hear you, Samantha.
听不见 -哦
Can’t hear you -Oh.
哦，电灯泡，来了
Oh, light bulb. There you go.
我的天哪，我不相信！
Oh my God, I don’t believe it!
天哪，我真想你
God, I’ve missed you.
哦 好了
Oh–okay.
等等，你到这里是因为你想我
Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me,
还是仅仅因为你的老板要签我？
or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me?
都有？
Both?
很好，因为我也想你
That’s cool. Guess I missed you too.
天哪，我要把你舔掉一层皮！
God, I want to lick your skin off!
最好不要 -但我想
I prefer you didn’t -But I want to.
别
Don’t.
哦！
Ow!
噢，你会喜欢的，你会喜欢的，宝贝
Ooh, you’re gonna get it. You’re gonna get it, baby.
我不想要 -坏猫猫，喵喵
I don’t want it -Bad kitty. Meow, meow.
好了 -哦！你准备怎么
Okay -Oh! Listen, what’re you doing
过节？ -我要去圣巴巴拉
over the holidays? -I’m going to Santa Barbara–
因为巴黎要举♥行♥一场圣诞狂欢
‘Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris.
好了，巴黎可不行
Okay, Paris isn’t gonna work for–
我要打给我的助手，我们今晚就走
I’m gonna call my assistant and we’re gonna go tonight.
我们又能玩又能工作，喵
We can work and play. Mreow.
哦我的天！我刚写了一首新歌♥，你一定要听！
Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it!
这首歌♥叫“宽恕”
This one’s called “Forgiveness.”
咳
Ahem.
♪原谅我♪
♪Forgiveness♪
♪原谅我♪
♪Forgiveness♪
♪不仅仅是说对不起♪
♪Is more than saying sorry♪
♪宽恕是神圣的♪
♪To forgive is divine♪
♪那么让我们来一杯红酒吧♪
♪So let’s have a glass of wine♪
♪和化妆做♥爱♥♪
♪And have makeup sex♪
♪直到♪结束
♪Until the end of♪
♪时间时间时间时间♪
♪Time time time time♪
♪时间♪
♪Time♪
♪时间。♪
♪Time.♪
你觉得如何？
So what did you you think?
啊！
Ah!
我的意思是，我的天！
I mean, my God!
哦，我的天哪，你真好
Oh my God, you’re sweet.
那是什么？ -这是泰瑟枪(发射一束带电镖箭使人暂时不能动弹的一种武器)
What is that? -This is a taser gun.
我的公♥关♥给我的，用以避开跟踪我的人
My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers.
邦！哈哈哈！
Bam! Ha ha ha!
噢，吞拿鱼
Ooh, ahi tuna.
你来点吗？很好吃的 -我不要
You want some? Yummy yummy -I’ll pass.
吞拿！
Ahi!
我们高兴我们又在一起了
Oh, I’m so glad KC got us back together.
对，你真棒
Yeah, you’re awful.
嘿，我有个好主意
Hey, I have a great idea.
如果我们去巴黎的路上中途在爱尔兰停一下
What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland
看看U2乐队住在哪里？
and find out where U2 lives?
不然找个像博诺的人重唱？
What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup?
我唱
I’d be all. ♪Forgiveness is the way,♪
然后他唱，以他的唱法
and he’d go, ♪Forgiveness every day♪ only all Bono-y.
这不好吗？
Wouldn’t that be amazing?
啊！我再多加点颤音如何？
Ah! What if I added more vibrato?
♪原谅我♪
♪Forgiveness♪
♪不仅仅是说对不起♪
♪Is more than sayin’ sorry♪
♪宽恕是神圣的♪
♪To forgive is divine♪
♪那么让我们来一杯——♪
♪So let’s have a glass of–♪
好了，这个天才是谁？
Okay. Who’s the genius behind this?
那个容器写着“微波”
The container said “microwavable.”
但是铝箔不行
But the aluminum foil wasn’t.
我不应该操心材质问题
Well, I’m not supposed to worry about stuff like that.
我是天才
I’m the talent.
爸爸，我们落地了
Daddy, we’re down.
外面不是很暖和的，是吧？
Not exactly warm out here, is it?
还要多久我们才能重新开始飞行？ -很好的飞机！
How long till we’re airborne again? -Nice plane!
最早明天 -啊，真行，我们在哪？
Not till tomorrow -Ah, terrific. Where are we?
不高兴！
Not happy!
我们在离特伦顿一小时路程的私人领地
We’re on a private field an hour outside of Trenton.
新泽西？我们在新泽西？
Jersey? We’re in New Jersey?
嘿，等等，我是不是被恶整了？
Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk’d?
埃斯顿在哪里？哈！
Where’s Ashton? Ha!
埃斯顿！
Ashton!
哦我的天！哈哈
Oh my God! Ha ha.
你骗到我了！
You totally got me!
埃斯顿？