我会去舞会的
I’ll be at the dance.
我要盯着詹妮弗
I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer.
答应我,你别去
Promise me, you’re not gonna go.
妮蒂,我…
Needy, I…
…我不是你的男朋友了吗?
..I’m not your guy anymore?
齐普,现在我们在一起不安全
Chip, it’s not safe for us to be together right now.
“Finishing School” performed by Dashboard Confessional
You hit me once, I hit you back.
You gave a kick, I gave a slap.
You smashed a plate over my head.
Then I set fire to our bed.
You hit me once, I hit you back.
You gave a kick, I gave a slap.
You smashed a plate over my head.
Then I set fire to our bed.
You hit me once, I hit you back.
You gave a kick, I gave a slap.
魔鬼壶镇的所有孩子都准备去这个舞会
All over Devil’s Kettle, kids are getting ready for the dance.
事实是这些无知的人要变成撒旦的美餐了
Truthfully ignorant that some poor chump was on his way to being Satan chow.
– 我穿着内♥裤♥呢,妈妈! – 我要给你点东西
In my underpants, Mom! – I need to give you something.
什么,妈妈?
What, Mom?
防狼喷雾剂?
Ladies’s pepper spray?
外面有喜欢男孩的变♥态♥
There’s obviously a sicko out there who likes boys.
妈,我能照顾自己 我一直用哑铃锻炼昵
Mom, I can take care of myself. I’ve been using the Bowflex.
你听说科林被发现的时候是啥样的吗?
Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
– 烤面条上多2颗牙齿? – 看来你听说了
Lasagna with teeth? – You heard.
你去妮蒂家接她吗?
You picking Needy up at her house?
我,我去舞会找她
I’m-I’m meeting her at the dance.
你和你妹妹去之前给你们照个相
I want pictures with your sister before you go.
好吧,妈妈
Yes, ma’am.
(“New Perspective” 舞曲)
“New Perspective” performed by Panic at the Disco
(Stop there and let me correct it.)
Stop there and let me correct it.
(I wanna live a life from a new perspective.)
I wanna live a life from a new perspective.
(You come along because I love your face.)
You come along because I love your face.
(And I’ll admire your expensive taste.)
And I’ll admire your expensive taste.
(And who cares divine intervention.)
And who cares divine intervention.
(I wanna be praised from a new perspective.)
I wanna be praised from a new perspective.
好了,再来一张
Okay, one more.
背对背
Back to back.
笑一笑
Big smiles.
茄…子
Chees-s-s-e.
(“Death” White Lies演唱)
“Death” performed by White Lies
(I wonder what keeps us so high up.)
I wonder what keeps us so high up.
(Could there be a love beneath these wings.)
Could there be a love beneath these wings.
(If we suddenly fall should I scream out?)
If we suddenly fall should I scream out?
(Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as l’m crying.)
Keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I’m crying.
(So frightened of dying.)
So frightened of dying,
(Relax,yes,I’m trying.)
Relax, yes, I’m trying,
(But fears got a hold on me.)
But fears got a hold on me.
(Yes,this fears got a hold on me.)
Yes, this fears got a hold on me.
现在,我们开始…
Here, we all are…
请安静,安静!
Quiet-Quiet now, please.
小伙们?
Boys?
谢谢
Thank you.
欢迎大家
Welcome…
来到我们的春天舞会
..to the Spring Prom.
齐普!
Chip!
没听到我叫你的名字吗?
Didn’t you hear me calling your name?
你没叫我啊
You weren’t calling my name.
我叫了
Yes, I was.
我…我没听到
I-I couldn’t hear it.
听着,我要和你谈个人
Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who.
我们的小妮蒂
Our little Needy.
希望在唱的各位能尽情的享用
I hope everybody had enough opportunity to consume some of the…
汉堡三明治
..Pecan Sandies…
还有葡萄酒
..and Cran-Grape…
这些都是家长会捐赠的
..that was so generously donated by the Parents Club.
但真正的乐趣还不止这些
But the real treat is yet to come.
她最近表现的很怪异
She’s been acting a little off lately.
听着
Look,
我知道她出什么问题了
I think I know what’s wrong with her.
什么? 怎么了?
What? What is it?
你知道? 自从科林格雷死后妮蒂有多伤心吗?
You know, how Needy has been really upset since Collin Gray died?
这可不是因为他是被残杀
Well, it’s not just because he was like…
这么简单
..brutally murdered and stuff.
– 我不想说 – 说啊!
I don’t wanna say this. – Say it!
妮蒂和科林好上了
Needy and Collin were intimate.
就这样
And by that…
我是说他们玩各种刺♥激♥的招式
..I mean they were poking on a semi-regular basis.
不
No…
她和科林玩的花样你甚至都没听说过
She and Collin were doing things that you have never even heard of.
都是高难度动作
Okay, total varsity moves.
我不敢相信她会这么骗你
I just can’t believe that she would mess with your head like this.
我很在意你,齐普
I care about you so much, Chip.
我是认真的
More than I’ve ever had the guts to admit.
这些优秀的年轻人
These fine, young gentlemen,
慷慨的从他们的全国巡演中
..have been generous enough to take time out…
抽出时间
..from their sold-out national tour.
来免费为我们的舞会演出
To play our dance. For free.
妮蒂不配和你在一起
Needy didn’t deserve a boy like you.
男生女生们
Boys and girls,
请欢迎我们的…
..please welcome…
L-o-o-o-w Shoulder乐队!
..L-o-o-o-w Shoulder!
(“Through The Trees” Low Shoulder演唱)
“Through The Trees” performed by Low Shoulder
(All alone in an empty room,)
All alone in an empty room,
(Nothing left but the memories of when…)
Nothing left but the memories of when…
(..I had my best friend.)
..I had my best friend.
哦,你酷毙了!
Oh, you’re so salty!
嗯,你也…
Yeah! You’re…
很美
..salty too.
说出你的真心话
Say it like you mean it.
– 说我比妮蒂好 – 什么?为什么?
Say I’m better than Needy. – What? Why?
(Take my breath as your own.)
Take my breath as your own.
(Take my eyes to guide you home.)
Take my eyes to guide you home.
(Because I’m still here breathing now.)
Because I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here…)
I’m still here…
齐普!
Chip!
(Because I’m still here breathing now.)
Because I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(And I’m still here so…)
And I’m still here so…
(Because I’m still here breathing now.)
Because I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(I’m still here breathing now.)
I’m still here breathing now.
(And I’m still here…)
And I’m still here…
(Because you’re not coming back.)
Because you’re not coming back.
– 你干嘛? – 游泳
What are you doing? – Swimming.
来啊,齐普
Come on, Chip.
让我看看你的兽♥性♥
Show me your breast stroke.
我心里感觉好空
I feel so empty.
是啊,我也是
Yeah, me too.
过来再亲亲我
Please just come here and kiss me again.
我不能
I can’t.
对不起
I’m sorry.
感觉很奇怪
This just feels weird.
救命!
Help!
妮蒂
Needy.
妮蒂
Needy.
她能飞?
She can fly?
她在漂着
She’s just hovering.
这可不那么感人
It’s not that impressive.
上帝,你是不是要什么都要和我作对?
God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?
你就是喜欢嫉妒
You’re such a player-hater.
你是个白♥痴♥