Artist: Jay Chou (周杰倫 (Chou Chieh-Lun))
Song: 陽光宅男 (Yáng guāng zhái nán) [Sunshine Nerd] •Album: On The Run! (2007)

阳光宅男

钥匙挂腰带 皮夹插后面口袋
黑框的眼镜有几千度
来海边穿西装裤
他不在乎 我却想哭
有点无助
他的样子像刚出土的文物

他烤肉 竟然会自带水壶
写信时用浆糊
走起路 一不注意 就撞树
我不想输 就算辛苦
我也要等
我也不能让你再走寻常路

我决定插手你的人生
当你的时尚顾问
别说你不能
哦哦

让我们乘着阳光 海上冲浪
吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一点汗
你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光 看着远方
别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞

喔对了对女生 用心疼 约会要等
讲笑话不能闷 别太冷
像我一样 就刚好
对爱的人 接吻要深 拥抱要真
来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称

穿着要个性 这只是 刚刚入门
接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚 不能迷糊
我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身

我决定插手你的人生
当你的时尚顾问
别说你不能
哦哦

让我们乘着阳光 海上冲浪
吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一点汗
你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光 看着远方
别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞

让我们乘着阳光 海上冲浪
吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一点汗
你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光 看着远方
别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞

Sunshine Nerd

Keys hanging on the belt, wallet stuffed in the back pocket
Black-framed glasses that are a few thousand degrees
Wearing suit trousers at the sea side
He doesn’t care, but I want to cry
A little bit helpless
His face looks like an archaeological relic that’s just been unearthed

He actually brings his own water bottle to BBQ
Uses glue when writing letters
When he doesn’t look where he’s walking, he’ll bump into a tree
I don’t want to lose, even if it’s hard
I will still wait
I cannot let you continue walking the normal path

I decide to intervene your life
Be your fashion advisor
Don’t say you can’t
Oh oh

Let’s go surfing in the sea under the sunshine
Attract her attention
Don’t be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little
You became a handsome man
Let’s look far away under the sunshine
Don’t be a passerby
Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder
I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you

Oh, right, girls need to be loved with your heart, wait for a date
Jokes cannot be too boring, don’t be too awkward
Just like me, it”s just the right level
To the one you love, kisses need to be deep, hugs need to be real
Save phone number in a cute nickname

Outfits need to have personality, this is just the basics
Next you also need to know how to play the piano, write songs, and use nunchucks
Keep your mind clear, cannot be confused
I will completely change your gene combination

I decide to intervene your life
Be your fashion advisor
Don’t say you can’t
Oh oh

Let’s go surfing in the sea under the sunshine
Attract her atrention
Don’t be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little
You became a handsome man
Let’s look far away under the sunshine
Don’t be a passerby
Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder
I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you

Let’s go surfing in the sea under the sunshine
Attract her attention
Don’t be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little
You became a handsome man
Let’s look far away under the sunshine
Don’t be a passerby
Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder
I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you

Submitted by SeraphinaBiersack