公公偏头痛
公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛
说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很凶 公公他污很凶
那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰紧挨着灯笼 这十年苦读无人能懂 春夏秋冬
无奈这夜晚寒风却穿透了屏风
吹几页刺客列传我淡定背诵
平仄先搞懂诗词歌赋才能够通
书法的篆隶楷行草乃是基本功
过眼的繁华朝代更迭来去匆匆
法家的内容 道家的从容
儒家的宽容 这些都该懂我是个穷秀才 中状元考进来
却一直状况外 被宦官所陷害
那公公的人脉 遍五湖通四海
大内的高手坏 砸朝廷的招牌公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛
说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很凶 公公他污很凶
那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公～公公公公公公公公~~ 公公!!
我进京赶考 免不了学而时习之的 摇头晃脑
东方的琴棋书画比西方有情调
弹琵琶古筝我的调调给力重要
再感谢各位乡亲还有父父老
提供我盘缠设宴款待外加水饺
老子我读了老子老聃出关逍遥
我说道可道 你说非常道
我说风萧萧 你说你知道我是个穷秀才 说道理明黑白
在朝中如尘埃 没人理有人爱
不畏惧当权派 上奏折硬着来
那公公站起来 整个人快气坏公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛
说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很凶 公公他污很凶
那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠谱
百姓们在歌颂 他下台一鞠躬（躬）
公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠谱
百姓们在歌颂 他下台一鞠躬他下台一鞠躬
他下台一鞠躬
Eunuch with a Headache
Gong Gong has a headache, Gong Gong has a headache.
He says there’s not enough silver. Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong
Gong Gong is extremely corrupted, Gong Gong is extremely corrupted.
The soldiers’ pay has been all used up. There’re 3000 beautiful women in the court, but he can’t touch a single one.Close to the lanterns, these 10 years of hardship can’t be understood by anyone. Spring, summer autumn, winter.
I’m helpless against the cold wind of the night that blows through the screen.
I calmly recite the pages of an assassin’s biography.
The tonal pattern must be understood before the poetry and songs can have their meaning.
All the styles of calligraphy are basic skills.
The elegance and wealth of the dynasty passes even faster.
The material of the law, the material of reason.
The compassion of the loser, all these must be understood.I’m a poor student, here because I was a scholarship champion.
But I’m always out of loop, being framed by the eunuch.
That Gong Gong’s connections cover the whole world.
The evil of the guard destroy the dynasty’s signs.Gong Gong has a headache, Gong Gong has a headache.
He says there’s not enough silver. Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong
Gong is extremely corrupted, Gong Gong is extremely corrupted.
The soldiers’ pay has been all used up. There’re 3000 beautiful women in the court, but he can’t touch a single one.Gong!Gong!Gong!Gong~GongGong~Gong!!
I came to the capital for the exam. I occasionally shake my head when I’m studying.
The music, literature, and art of the East has more subtlety than that of the West.
It’s important to work hard when playing the lute and the zheng.
I think everyone in my village, including my ancestors,
For giving me the money, and the feast, and even adding the dumplings.
I’ve read Laozi, Laozi, Laozi’s taking a trip.
I say Dao might be reasonable, you say very reasonable.
I say the wind is rustling, you say you know.I’m a poor student, only know black and white reasoning.
In the dust of the court, no one notices me and no one loves me.
Not afraid of those in power, I send up my note and do it the hard way.
That Gong Gong stands up, and I almost die from anger.Gong Gong has a headache, Gong Gong has a headache.
He says there’s not enough silver. Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong
Gong Gong is extremely corrupted, Gong Gong is extremely corrupted.
The soldiers’ pay has been all used up. There’re 3000 beautiful women in the court, but he can’t touch a single one.Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong He’s not reliable.
The people are singing, and he takes a bow(bow).
Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong Gong He’s not reliable.
The people are singing, and he takes a bow.He takes a bow, he takes a bow.
He takes a bow, he takes a bow.
Submitted by wuhuahua089
Author’s comments:
T/N: “Gong Gong” (公公) is a eunuch, a servant of the imperial household. Those that are close enough to their masters have a significant amount of power and prestige.
