神采公路（2002）

这世界会很不同
or responding sexually
to everything.
没错
– Yeah.
应该是
I gotta guess that’d would be.
等等！你怎么知道？
Wait, how would you know?
你对这事又没经验
How would you know,
what it’s like to not have
something you never had?
你会用脑子了！
– Oh now you’re thinking.
很多人就是这样相信某件事
You’d be surprised,
how many people take
that statement on faith.
听起来没错 就接受了
Sounds right, so
they just accept it.
我说了嘛！
As I say.
把人搞的团团转 非常有趣
Messing with people’s
heads, can be a lot of fun.
你该试试看
You should try it.
前面有好看的东西罗！
Some nice scenery
coming up ahead.
哈罗！
– Hello then,
you’re going my way?
你跟我同路吗？
如果你要往西
– If you’re going west.
没错！
– Then, that’s my way.
你去后面坐 帅哥想看我
Hey, why don’t you
hop in the back,
because hukny here is gonna
wanna take a good luck at me,
我坐前面 他比较方便
and if I’m in the front,
he’ll have a better view.
你坐后面也比较方便看
And if you’re in the
back, so will you.
我叫萝拉
I’m Laura.
我是尼尔 他是管先生
– I’m Neal.
Oh, and that’s Mr. Grant.
你要去哪 萝拉？
So, where you going Laura?
我？
– Me?
我要去找个最棒的炮♥友♥
Oh, I’m going to the
find the perfect fuck.
这个目的很有趣
– Wow, that’s an
interesting destination.
你有过吗？
– You ever been there?
应该没有
– Can’t say that I have.
– Me neither.
我也没
但这旅程很有意思！
But so far the trip’s
been pretty exciting.
你怎么判断你找到没？
– Only, how will you know,
when you’ve gotten there?
这是个问题！但已欲罢不能
– Ugh that is a problem, it’s
actually become my obsession,
不提也罢
but you don’t need
to here about it.
说说看吧
– No no it’s uh…
Sure, sure I do.
第一次不太好
– The first time,
wasn’t that great.
我就想：就这样啊？
I’m thinking: This is it?
这就是歌♥词里写的那种爽？
This is what all these
songs are written about?
I mean, talk about hype.
第二次好一点
Second time was a
little bit better.
第三次 那次非常棒
Third time, now
that was a hot time.
第四次没第三次那么棒
Fourth time, not as
good as the third time.
到我经验够多 可以比较时
But once I’ve done
this enough to have all
these experiences to compare,
it just drove me nuts.
我就疯了！
是否快遇到最棒的那个？
I mean, what if the best one
was right around the corner?
最棒的那个到底有多棒？
You know, how much better,
would the perfect one be?
我就开始寻找
So this became my quest.
No, there is times, when wish
I’ve gone in the convent.
好几次我想进修道院
但我的执迷成了你的机会
But my obsession, becomes
your opportunities.
So you little stud muffin.
帅哥 想要个真正的女人吗？
You want to take advantage
of a girl that can’t say no?
有人拒绝过你吗？
– Any guy ever turned
you down before?
除非他是男同志？
– Not unless he was gay.
好吧 我是第几号♥？
– OK, what number would I be?
第2461号♥
– 2461.
但我对你感觉超好
But I have got a very, very
good feeling about you,
很特别的感觉
and there’s something
very, very special.
我想还是算了
– I think I’m gonna pass, Laura.
什么叫“算了”？
男人不会算了！
– What do you mean,
you will pass?
Guys don’t pass.
我很干净 我没病
Oh, I’m clean, there
is no diseases,
if that’s what
you’re worried about.
如果你担心这个
I’ve got condoms,
all the best kinds.
我有保险套 都是最棒的
来嘛 尼尔！插♥进♥来！
Come on Neal, stick it to me.
来嘛！
– OK, OK, OK, whoa
whoa whoa whoa!
好！等等
我不要 就这样！
I’m not doing it. Period.
原来你不是男人！
– So, you just, you
are not man enough?
碰到真女人就怕了？
You meet a real woman and
you turn in to a wuss?
怕自己不够行？
Think you won’t
measure up, hmmm?
你永远不会知道
– Well, you’ll never
know, will you?
我不做 就不会是2462号♥
Because if I don’t do it…
I won’t be number
2000 and whatever.
我会是第一
I’ll be number One.
你一辈子都会记住我
That one guy.
Guy you will remember for
the rest of your life.
晚上失眠也会想起我
You stay up at night,
thinking about me, wondering,
他就是那个最棒的？
was he the one?
没错！我就是那个最棒的
The answer is yes, I
am the perfect fuck.
因为你没得到 永远是最棒的
The one you never had.
Perfect on every way.
住口！
– Look, stop it, stop it…
这是“禅”！太帅了
– It’s a zen thing,
it’s amazing.
我从来没这么棒过
I’ve never been perfect
at anything before.
我被你操了
– Well, you did fuck me.
脑袋被你操！太可怕！
A mind fuck, and
it was terrible.
我觉得很好
– It was good for me.
你呢？先生
– What about you Mr.?
你是男人吧！想被我登录吗？
I bet you’re a real man.
You’re man enough
to be in my book?
好啊 帮我记上！
Oh hell yes, put
me down in there.
But I sometimes got a
little problem you know,
但我偶尔有困难 很难兴奋
getting excited.
这交给我处理 宝贝
– Very good sir, let me
take care of that baby.
你会喜欢那个美术馆
– Now, that’s a museum
you’d really appreciate.
福洛美术馆？
The Museum Of Art Fraud?
一堆复♥制♥画？
What is it, a bunch
of bogus paintings.
到伦柏镇去看一看
– Stop in Renburg, have a look.
你会发现
You’ll find it very
uh, thought provoking.
它很能帮助刺♥激♥思考
去丹佛还有450哩
– 450 mile to Danver.
油剩1/4 没钱！
Quarter tank of
gas, and no money.
哥伦布远航时
– Well, when
Columbus set sail,
也不知会遇上什么风
he didn’t know if
he’d have any wind.
– Stop!
停车！请停车！
Help stop please, stop!