疯狂外星人（2015）

今天可是个大好日子
Today is best day ever.
乔迁之日
Moving Day!
谁啊
For who?
回答:波波族
Answer: The Boov.
谁是波波族啊
Who are the Boov?
回答:逃亡中的最佳种族
Answer: Best species ever at running away.
所有的波波族移♥民♥者 请到制定的运输船报到
All Boov settlers, please report to your assigned transport.
每人限定一个手提箱
You are allowed one carry-on.
借过 抱歉
Excusing me. Sorries.
借过一下 抱歉啦哥们儿
Excusing me. Pardon the me, friend.
波波人不叫朋友
Boov do not friend.
哎呀
Owpain!
哎呀呀 对不起啦
Uh-oh. Sorries.
我是谁 我是哎呀
Who am I? I am Oh.
许许多多朋友都是这个称呼我的
I has been given this name by my many, many friends.
– 早上好 – 哎呀
– Good morning! – Oh.
– 你们好 –
– Hi, guys. – Oh.
– 嗨嗨 – 哎呀
– Hello. – Oh.
能够重新起步 我真是高兴死了
I am very excitement to make a new fresh start!
我们就要迁移到一颗最棒的星球上去躲避啦
We are all moving to best planet ever for to hiding.
我们的新家
Our new home!
斯迈克船长
Captain Smek!
我的波波兄弟们
My fellow Boov!
我又拯救了我们一族
I has saved us again.
低一点儿
A bit lower.
不 停停
No, stop!
高一点 高一点
Up a bit. Up a bit.
很好 走开走开
Perfect. Walk away. Walk away.
我的兄弟们
My fellow–
我的
My…
兄弟们
fellow…
波波
Boov.
好消息
Good news!
多亏了我领导有方
Thanks to my leadership skills…
哆哆嗦嗦 东奔西跑 东躲西♥藏♥的
cowering, running and pulling a skedaddle…
我们终于拜托了天敌
we are safe from our enemy…
格尔族
the Gorg.
恶心吧唧
Nasty.
给爷一点掌声
Give Daddy some sugar!
斯迈克船长再一次救了我们
Captain Smek has saved us again!
我们已经到达了银河系最佳的藏身之处
We are now arrived at the best hiding place yet in the Milky Way.
愚蠢的船长以为Milky Way是奶油街
格尔族们都是乳糖不耐症
And the Gorg are lactose intolerant.
简直天才
Genius!
他们再也找不着我们啦
They will never find us here.
谢谢大家
Thank you!
不仅如此
Best of yet…
这个星球上充满了惊奇之物
this planet is full of great stuff.
看看这些美味的水果
Look at these delicious fruits!
让我感觉棒棒哒
That makes me feel so good.
多有趣的派对啊
What fun at a party!
波波人不搞派对
Boov do not party.
虽然 这颗星球已经有人定居了
Also, this planet is inhabited.
但是别担心
But do not worry.
那些土著人落后又天真
The native savages are simple and backwards.
蠢萌蠢萌的
They are so ugly, they are cute!
关于他们你们需要知道的一切
Everything you need to know about them can be found…
都在这本综合册子里
in these comprehensive pamphlets.
综合册子 综合册子
Comprehensive pamphlet. Comprehensive pamphlet.
有波波族光临 他们可幸运啊
They are lucky the Boov have come.
好啦 波波族们 入侵倒计时三秒
All right, Boov. Invade on three.
1 2 3
One, two, three.
欢呼吧 愚蠢的地球人 波波族来啦
Rejoice, humanspeople! The Boov are arrived!
现在我们要暂时的关闭你们的重力系统
Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily…
这样能让你们的强制迁移定居变得更容易
so as to make your mandatory relocation easier.
更有趣
And more fun!
看 是谁在飞
So, what is up?
是你们
You are!
你们抓不住我的
You’ll never catch me!
好好享用你们的冰冻甜味牛轧糖
Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion…
此次航♥班♥目的地 人类集中营
as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown.
好棒啊快来
This is so cool! Come on!
duang
Fa-da!
人类在人类集中营里从此过上了幸福快乐的生活
Humanspersons are happiness and joy forever in Happy Humanstown.
欢迎搬进新家
Welcome to your new home.
– 什么啊 等一等 – 新家
– Wait, what? No! – New home?
余下的星球都归波波人啦
And rest of planet is for Boov.
双赢
Win-win!
欢迎你们 波波殖民者
Welcome, Boov settlers.
所有的人类都被迁移了
All humans have been relocated.
你们的新家正等着你们呢
Your homes are now ready.
多谢了您呐
Thanking you!
这星球还需要一些修修补补
This planet may be a bit of a fixing-it-upper…
但还好啦
but that is okay.
波波人很擅长区分什么是精华
Boov are best at deciding what is useful.
什么是糟粕
And what is not.
哎呀
Owpain.
靠边站 我是清理员
Step aside. Clean-up crew.
没用
Useless.
今日 是我的新生
Today, I starts a new life.
新的朋友 新的家园
With new friends. In a new home.
居民请进入179号♥区域
Residents may now enter sector 179.
那是我
That is me!
这就是为什么今天那么美好
And that is why today is best day ever!
欢迎回家 好邻居
Welcome home, neighbors!
波波人没有邻居
Boov do not have “neighbors.”
这是因为之前星球的大小和地貌
That is owing to the size and topography of our former planet.
喂 借我一点糖好不好啊
Hey! Can I borrowing a cup of sugar?
你在说什么
What?
可如今 近在咫尺的邻里可融洽多啦
But now, our closer proximity can leads to friendship.
我邀请你们所有人
You are all invited…
参加我的新居乔迁宴
to my warming of house party.
5点怎么样
Say, 5:00?
好
Sure.
棒
Yes!
喂 猪猪 小心
Hey, Pig! Be careful up there!
抱歉啦 猪猪
I’m sorry, Pig.
妈妈不在这里
Mom’s not here.
就是个视频而已
It’s just a video.
妈妈 我觉得猪猪想跟我们一起玩
Hey, Mom. I think Pig wants to join us.
有什么好笑的啦
It’s not funny!
小蒂
Tip!
行啦 妈妈 就是点雪而已
Come on, Mom. It’s just snow.
我可不懂什么雪
I don’t know anything about snow.
我们来自巴巴多斯 那儿可不下雪
We’re from Barbados! We don’t have snow!
你还好吧
Are you okay?
我要让所有人都看到这个
I’m sending this to everyone.
195号♥区域可供入住
Sector 195 is ready for occupation.
我们不能再等下去了 猪猪 我们走
We can’t wait for Mom, Pig. We gotta go.
立刻
Right now!
不
Oh, no!
准备施展你的舞步
Prepare for your dance attack!
好吧 我们去找妈妈
Okay, let’s go find Mom.
好邻居们 你们好
Neighbors, hello!
请进
Please come in and–
有人吗
Hello.
有人吗
Hello?
好吧 左转 再左转
And right. And left. Other left.
凯尔
Kyle!
右 不对 左
Right. No, left.
你好 凯尔好友