大力士

I know. I got it.
你们都知道
I got the concept.
现在我想问的是
So let me just ask:
这个小子会不会妨碍我 霸占他老子的事业
Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid
你们说说看
What do you think?
嗯 这 好了 别说了
Oh, no you don’t.
我们是不可以泄漏天机的
We’re not supposed to reveal the future.
抱歉 换个说法
Oh, wait. I’m sorry. Time out. Can l…
能不能请教你 你最近是不是刚剪过头发
Can I ask you a question by the way? Are you…Did you cut your hair or something?
看起来真是很棒
You look fabulous.
我是说看起来比死了还恐怖
I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death.
哦 天啊 恶心死了
Oh, gross!Yech! It’s blinking!
女士们 拜托
Ladies, please.
我的命运 就在你们可爱的手里
My fate is in your lovely hands.
好吧
Oh, all right.
十♥八♥年♥后的今天
In 18 years precisely…
星球会运转到 一种很和谐的境界
the planets will align ever so nicely.
天哪 又作诗了
Ay, verse. Oy.
想行动就要快一点了
The time to act will be at hand.
放了泰坦巨魔 他们是你的帮手
Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
好 很好
Mm-hmm. Good, good.
这样子骄傲的宙斯 将会完全垮台
Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall…
而你 凯帝斯 将会君临天下
and you, Hades…will rule all!
对 凯帝斯将君临天下
Yes! Hades rules!
但是有一件事我要提醒你
A word of caution to this tale.
什么
Excuse me?
如果海格力斯反击 你就完了
Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
他敢
What?
好 没事没事 我很镇静 我没事
Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
痛苦 慌张 让你们猜一个小谜语
Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for you.
如何才能杀了一个神
How do you kill a god?
不知道
I do not know!
不行的 神是不会死的
You can’t. They’re immortal?
答对了 神是不会死的 所以
Bingo! They’re immortal!so…
必须先把那小子变成
first you got to turn the little sunspot…
凡人
mortal.
什么声音啊
Wha… What is it?
孩子
The baby!
海格力斯
Hercules!
哦
Oh!
不
No!
我们干了件蠢事
Now we did it!
我们成了宙斯的箭靶了
Zeus is gonna use us for target practice!
把孩子抱紧了 慌张
Just hang on to the kid, Panic!
快 快把孩子做了 交差了事好吗
Hurry! Let’s just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?
你别急 给他来点特殊配方
Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula.
快看 他在改变 我们可以动手了吗
Look at that! He’s changing. Can we do it now?
不 不行 他得把整瓶喝完才行
No, no, no. He has to drink the whole potion.
一滴都不能剩
Every last drop!
是谁啊
Who’s there?
阿尔克墨涅 在这里哦
Alcmene, over here.
阿尔克墨涅[Alcmene]希腊神话中大力神赫拉克勒斯[Heracles]之母
真叫人心疼啊
Oh, you poor thing.
-哦 别哭 -有人在这儿吗
-Oh, don’t cry. -Is anybody there?
可以了吗
Now?
动手
Now.
他八成是个弃婴
Oh. Well, he must have been abandoned.
安菲特律翁啊 多年以来
Amphitryon, for so many years…
安菲特律翁[Amphitryon]希腊神话中赫拉克勒斯的养父
我们一直向神明祈求 赐给我们一个孩子
we’ve prayed to the gods to bless us with a child.
或许他们听到祈祷了
Perhaps they’ve answered our prayers.
嗯 很有可能
Perhaps they have.
海格力斯
“Hercules”?
完蛋了
Help, help, help!
如果事情被凯帝斯发现 他会宰了我们的
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.
你是说 如果被他发现
You mean, if he finds out.
他当然会发
Of course he’s gonna f…
“如果”好词啊
lf. If is good.
真是悲剧
It was tragic.
宙斯带领众神疯狂的搜寻
Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search.
当他们找到婴儿的时候 一切都迟了
But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.
小海格变凡人
Young Herc was mortal now
还好他没喝最后一滴
But since he did not drink the last drop
他保存了他的神力
He still retained his godlike strength
那守护神眷恋
So thank his lucky stars
继续说
Tell it, girl.
宙斯 海娜流泪
But Zeus and Hera wept
因为儿子不能再回家
Because their son could never come home
默默地看着亲爱宝贝 茁壮在远方
They’d have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar
凯帝斯坏心肠
Though Hades’horrid plan
小海格力斯还未长大
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
他日复一日变强壮
The boy grew stronger every day
这真理要领悟
And that’s the gospel truth
真理领 悟
The gospel truth
海格力斯 慢一点
Hercules, slow down!
小心
Look out!
抱歉 老兄
Oops! Sorry, guys!
没长眼睛啊
Hey, watch where you’re going!
我不是故意的
Sunday driver!
谢谢你 儿子
Thanks, son.
当老潘把脚给扭伤的时候
When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there,
我还以为咱们完蛋了呢
I thought we were done for.
别担心 爸
No problem, Pop.
等一等 先别卸货
Uh,don’t… don’t unload just yet.
我先跟菲迪亚斯谈妥价钱
First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
菲迪亚斯[Phideas 活动时期约公元前490-前430]雅典雕刻家
好的
Okay.
对不起 老潘
Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
你听好 海格力斯 这一次你只要
Now, Hercules, this time, please just…
我知道 我知道
I know, I know.
待在马车边
Stay by the cart.
我的乖儿子
That’s my boy.
哦 我的天哪
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
小心
Careful!
真谢谢你
Why, thank you.
不客气
No problem.
海格力斯 是 是你
Why, Hercules! It’s you!
我来帮你拿
Let me, let me help you with that.
不 不 我没事
No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
我可以 你去忙吧
I’m fine. You just run along.
你确定
Are you sure?
我确定 确定
Oh, yes.Absolutely.
嘿 丢给我
Yo! Give it here!
嗨 你们还需要人吗
Hey, you need an extra guy?
抱歉 小海
Uh, sorry, Herc.
我们已经有五个人了
Uh, we already got five…
队员数目必须是双数才行
and we want to keep it an even number.
-等一等 五又不是双数 -再见
-Hey, wait a second. Five isn’t an ev… -See you, Herc.
小怪物
What a geek!
破坏力超强
Destructo Boy.
-我们以后叫他逊格力斯 -好
-Maybe we should call him “Jerkules.” -Yeah!
小心
Head’s up!
好 我来接
I got it!
不要接
No! Stop!
完了 完了
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
我抓到了
It’s okay.
别倒 别倒
Hey! Whoa!
-儿子 -爸 我马上就回来
-Son! -Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
不 不
Oh, my! Oh, no! Don’t! Oh, no, no, no, no!
不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no, no!
小心
Watch out!
你真行耶”逊”格力斯
Nice catch, Jerkules.