Friends Season 2 Episode 2: The one With the Breast Milk.

老友记第2季第2集: 母乳。

Monica: Ok, these were unbelievable expensive and I know he’ll grow out of them like 20 minutes, but I couldn’t resist!
这些非常昂贵，我知道他很快就穿不下……但是我就是无法抗拒！
Phoebe: Look at these. Hey, Ben. “Just do it”! Oh, my God! Ok, was that too much pressure for him?
看看这些！嗨，班做了就对！（耐克广告词）喔，天啊！是不是对他压力太大？
Susan: ls he hungry already? -Carol: I guess so.
他已经饿了吗？ -我想是的。
Chandler: You know, it’s…Something funny about sneakers. I’ll be right back.
你知道，那个……球鞋真的很有趣。我马上就回来！
Joey: Oh, I…I gotta get one too.
哦，我，我也要一个。
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
你们在干什么？
Chandler: We’re just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
我们只是来看看汤匙。要调羹吗？
Ross: Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
你们成熟一点好吗？这是世上最自然美丽的东西。
Joey: Yeah, we know. But there’s a baby sucking on it.
是啊，我们知道，但现在有个婴儿在吸它。
Ross: This is my son having lunch, okay? It’s gonna happen a lot, you’d better get used to it. If you have any problem, you’re uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol’s fine with it. Come on.
这是我儿子在吃午餐，好不？这事儿会经常发生，你们最好习惯一下。如果你们有任何问题，如果你们感到不自在，直接发问就好。卡萝不介意的。去呗。
Chandler: Carol? Carol? I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
卡萝？卡萝？我想问问乔伊能不能问问你关于哺乳的问题？
Carol: Sure.
当然可以。
Joey: Err, does it hurt?
呃…… 会不会痛？
Carol: It did at first, but not anymore.
刚开始会，现在不会了。
Joey: Chandler?
钱德？
Chandler: So, how often can you do it? -Carol: As much as he needs.
你能多久喂一次？ -只要他需要（就喂）。
Joey: Okay, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
好了，我想到了一个问题，我想到了一个问题。如果他对一个吹气，另一个会不会变大？
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? -Rachel: Yeah, I forget which ones.
瑞秋，还剩有松糕吗？ -有，我忘记还有哪一种了。
Julie: You’re busy. That’s ok. I’ll get it. -Rachel: Oh, ok. -Julie: Anyone else want one? -All: No, thanks.
你太忙了，没关系，我来拿。-哦，好的。 -谁还要个？ -不用，谢谢。
Julie: You’re losing your apron. Let me get it.
你的围裙松了，我帮你系好。
Julie: There you go. -Rachel: Thank you. What a bitch!
好了。 -谢谢。 真是个婊♥ 子！
Julie: Oh, listen you guys, I have a friend at Bloomingdale’s who’s quitting tomorrow…and he wants to abuse his discount.
噢，听着各位，我有朋友在布鲁明戴尔百货上班他明天要辞职了…… 他想要挥霍掉他的折扣券。
Julie:So anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
谁想跟我去捡便宜？
Phoebe: Oh, I can’t. I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
我不行。我要带我祖母去看兽医。
Monica: Ok, umm, I’ll go with you. -Julie: Great. -Ok.
好吧，额，我跟你去。 -好极了。 -好的。
Ross: Hi, honey. -Chandler: Hey, sweetums.
嗨，甜心。 -嗨，蜜糖。
Ross: And hello to the rest.
嗨，其余的各位。
Joey: Monica, what you doing? You can’t go shopping with her. What about Rachel?
莫妮卡你搞什么飞机？你不能跟她去逛百货，瑞秋怎么办？
Monica: This is gonna be a problem, isn’t it?
会有问题，对不对？
Chandler: Come on, you’re going to Bloomingdale’s with Julie. It’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
拜托，你要跟茱莉去布鲁明戴尔，就好比是到瑞秋家中偷男人！
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street!
莫妮卡，她会宰了你。她会像宰街上的流浪狗一样宰了你的！
Ross: So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow.
茱莉说你们明天要去逛街。
Monica: It’s actually not that big a deal.
其实没有什么大不了的……
Ross: It’s a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
这对我很重要。这太棒了莫妮卡，非常感激你这么做。
Monica: You’re welcome.
别客气。
Joey: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey, Annabelle. -Hey, Joey.
要毕坚男士香水吗？要毕坚男士香水吗？嗨，安娜贝。 -嗨，乔伊。
Annabelle: Did you hear about the new guy? -Joey: Who?
听说过新来的人吗？ -谁？
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him “The Hombre Man. ”
没人知道他的名字。我们女生都叫他“原野奇侠”。
Todd: Hombre?
原野奇侠?
Joey: What’s he doing in my section? -Annabelle: I guess he doesn’t know.
他到我这一区干什么？ -我想他不知道。
Joey: Well, he’s gonna. I’ll see you a little later, okay?
那他会（知道的）。他必须知道待会见。
Joey: Hey, how you doing? -Todd: Mornin’.
你好吗？ -早。
Joey: Listen, I know you’re new…but it’s kind of understood that everything from young men’s to the escalator is my territory.
听着，我知道你是新来的……但众所皆知这附近从年轻人部门到电梯的一切都是我的地盘。
Todd: “Your territory”? -Joey: Yeah.
你的地盘？ -是的。
Joey: Bijan for men? -No, thanks. -Todd: Hombre? -Yeah, all right.
毕坚男士香水？ -不，谢了。 -原野奇侠？ -好啊。
Todd: You were saying?
你刚才说什么？
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. -Phoebe: What?
菲比，听着，你跟我一起逛了整天街买东西。 -什么？
Monica: We were shopping and we had lunch.
我们去购物了，而且吃了午餐。
Phoebe: All right, what did I have?
好吧，我吃了什么？
Monica: You had a salad. -Phoebe: No wonder I don’t feel full.
你吃了沙拉。 -难怪我没感觉到饱。
Rachel: Hi, guys, what’s up?
嗨，各位，干什么呢？
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad.
我整天都跟莫妮卡买东西，而且我吃了一些沙拉。
Rachel: Good, Pheebs. What’d you buy?
很好，菲比，你们买了什么？
Phoebe: We went shopping for…. For…. For fur.
我们去买了…… 买了毛皮。
Rachel: You went shopping for fur? -Phoebe: Yeah. And then I realized that I’m against that.
你们去买毛皮？ -然后我发现我反对买皮草。
Phoebe: So then we bought some…Boobs.
然后我们买了一些……咪♥ 咪。
Rachel: You bought boobs? -Phoebe: Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
你买了咪♥ 咪？ -胸罩！我们买了胸罩！我们买了胸罩。
Joey: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for…
毕坚男士香水？毕坚男士香水？毕坚……
Joey: Hey, Annabelle. Listen, I was wondering maybe after work you and I could go out and grab a cup of coffee?
嗨，安娜贝，听着，我在想或许下班后我们可以去喝个咖啡？
Annabelle: Actually, I sort of have plans.
实际上我已经有计划了。
Todd: You ready, Annabelle? -Annabelle: You bet.
准备好了吗，安娜贝？ -当然啦。
Annabelle: Maybe some other time.
或许其他时候再约吧。