Ross: Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym.
讽刺的是，这些家伙上体育课时没人愿意跟他一队。
Monica: Pheebs. You know what I’m thinking? -Phoebe: Uh…Okay.
菲比，你知道我想什么吗？-嗯，好。
Phoebe: How…it’s been so long since you’ve had sex…you’re wondering if they’ve changed it?
如何…… 你太久没做♥ 爱了…… 你不知道有没有什么改变？
Monica: No. Although now that’s what I’m thinking.
没有，但是我现在是这么想了。
Phoebe: All right. So what were you thinking?
好吧，你本来在想什么？
Monica: Well, I was thinking that you gave the guys such great haircuts. I thought maybe you’d like to do mine.
你帮他们剪头发，我想你也应该帮我剪。
Phoebe: Uh-oh…No. -Monica: Why not?
哇哦，不要。-为什么不要？
Phoebe: Because I’m just…. I’m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. -Monica: No, you’re not.
注释：anal：挑剔的。
因为我是个…… 我非常挑剔，而且是难以理喻的控制狂。-不，你才不是。
Phoebe: I know I’m not, but you are. I was trying to spare your feelings.
我知道我不是，不过你是。我只是不想伤害你的心。
Joey: Hello? Hi. Yeah, hold on a sec. Ross, Julie for you. -Ross: Hello, hi.
喂？嗨。请等一下。罗斯，茱莉找你。-喂，嗨。
Chandler: Hey! Anybody know a good tailor?
谁能介绍一个好裁缝？
Joey: You need some clothes altered? -Chandler: No, I’m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
需要改衣服吗？-不，我只是要找一个人用粉笔在我身上画线。
Joey: Go see Frankie. My family’s been going to him forever.
去找法兰基。我家人一直都是找他做衣服。
Joey: He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?
我十五岁第一套正装就是他做的。不，是十六岁。不，对不起，是十五岁。好吧，1990年是什么时候？
Chandler: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance!
好吧，哦，如果你碰到阻碍，就不要在把棉花签塞进去了！
Ross: Okay, Okay. Sweetheart, I’ll see you later. Okay, bye…What?
好，好，亲爱的，待会见好，再见…… 怎么啦？
Ross: Oh! That is so sweet. No, okay. No, you hang up. No, you. Okay, okay. One, two, three.
噢，你真好好。不，你先挂。不，你先…… 好嘛，好嘛。一，二，三。
Ross: Well you didn’t hang up either. -Rachel: She didn’t hang up.
你也没有挂。-她没挂。
Ross: No, you hang up. You. You.
不，你挂电话。你挂，你挂。
Rachel: Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
对不起，我以为你在跟我说话。
Ross: Rachel. I’ll just call her back. -Rachel: Okay.
瑞秋！我打回去。-好的。
Ross: Hi, sweetie. I’m sorry. We got disconnected. No, you hang up.
嗨，亲爱的，对不起，我们刚刚断线了。不，你挂掉。
Rachel: Okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me?
好吧，好吧，我到底是怎么了？我到底是怎么了？
Rachel: A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross. Just this guy.
一周前，两周前，我很好。罗斯只是罗斯，只是这么个家伙。
Rachel: Now all of a sudden, he’s Ross…this really great guy that I can’t have.
现在突然间，他是罗斯了…… 变成我无法得到的这么好的男人。
Monica: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. -Rachel: I know you did.
亲爱的，我也希望你能得到他。-我知道你的心意。
Rachel: I’m just gonna deal with it. I’m just gonna deal with it.
我必须要想办法。我必须要想办法。
Rachel: I gotta get out of here!
我必须要离开这里！
Chandler: Okay, I don’t care what you guys say, something’s bothering her.
好的，我不管你们怎么看，她一定有心事。
Joey: You know, I think I was 16.
你知道吗，我想我当时是十六岁。
Monica: Please, just a little bit off the back. -Phoebe: I’m still on “no.”
求求你，只要剪后面一点点。-我还是坚持不要。
Rachel: Morning. -All: Hey.
早安。-早。
Rachel: Could you guys think you could close your eyes for a sec?
你们能不能闭上眼睛一秒钟？
Joey: No, no, no. I’m not falling for that again.
不，不，不，我可不要再上当。
Phoebe: What’s going on? -Rachel: I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
怎么回事？-昨晚我做了一件蠢事。
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do? -Paolo: Bon giorno tutti!
你做了什么蠢事？-大家早上好！
Rachel: Okay Paolo,why don’t you just go get dressed…then you’ll be on your way,OK? Bye-bye.
好了，保罗，你去穿好衣服，然后就可以走了，再见。
Monica: Rachel? How did this happen? -Rachel: I just kind of ran into him last night.
瑞秋？这怎么发生的？-我昨晚凑巧碰到他。
Phoebe: Where? -Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
在哪里？-在他的公寓。这是果汁吗？
Joey: Wow-wow. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?
哇哦，你忘了他勾引菲比，所以你才甩了他？
Rachel: Oh, God, I know. I’m pathetic, I’m a loser. -Monica: Honey, you’re not pathetic. You’re just sad.
哦，天啊，我知道。我真是可悲，我是个烂货！-亲爱的，你不可悲，你只是伤心。
Chandler: Yeah, people do stupid things when they’re upset.
是啊，大家伤心时都会干蠢事。
Monica: My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn’t…But this is about your horrible mistake.
天啊，如果每个我不该上床的人都给我五分…… 但这是关于你的大错误。
Ross: Hi. -All: Hey. -Ross: Sorry we’re late. We were…Well, there was touching.
-嗨。-嗨。-对不起，我们迟到了。我们在…… 我们发生过接触。
Paulo: Hey, Ross! -Ross: Hey, Paulo! What a…. What are you doing here? -Paulo: I do Raquel!
嗨，罗斯。-嗨，保罗。真是…… 你在这里干什么？-跟瑞秋做♥ 爱！
Ross: So he’s back? -Rachel: Yeah, he’s back. Is that a problem?
他回来了？-对，他回来了。有什么问题吗？
Ross: No, not a problem. -Rachel: Good. Glad it’s not a problem.
没，没问题，-很好，很高兴没有问题。
Phoebe: Okay. You’re gonna have to not touch my ass.
好吧，你不能再碰我的屁♥ 股！
Chandler: Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension…I got pants needed to be altered.
注释：palpable:易于察觉的; 可意识到的; 明显的。
尽管有美味的面包，与浓厚的紧张气氛…… 我要去改裤子了。
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He’ll know what it means.
哦，喂，钱德勒，你见到法兰基时替我问个好，他会明白我的意思。
Chandler: You sure he is able to crack that code?
你确定他能解得开密码吗？
Monica: It’s funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much shorter cuter.
上次保罗来这里时，我的头发要可爱多了。
Phoebe: All right. Ok.
好吧，好吧。
Phoebe: But you have to promise that you will not be all like controlly and bossy……and all Monica about it.
但你要保证不会挑剔与专横…… 不会拿出莫妮卡的作风。
Monica: I promise. -Phoebe: All right, let’s see.
我保证好。-好吧，让我看看。
Phoebe: Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren’t. But I promise, none of you will feel a thing.
现在，你们有一些会被剪掉，有些不会。但我保证绝对不会痛。
Phoebe: All right. That’s it. I quit. -Monica: What? I didn’t say anything!
好吧，就这样吧，我不干了。-怎么了？我什么都没说啊！
Phoebe: Yeah, but this isn’t the face of a person who trusts a person.
是，但这不是一张信任的表情。
Phoebe: Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know……doesn’t trust a person.
好吧，这是一张，你知道的…… 不信任人的表情。
Monica: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Phoebe. It’s just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
对不起，对不起，菲比，这只是比我们说的要短了一点。
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
你放轻松好吗？我知道要怎么剪。他的发型就是这样。
Monica: How who wears it? -Phoebe: Demi Moore.
谁的发型就是这样？-黛米摩儿（影星）。
Monica: Demi Moore is not a “he.” -Phoebe: Well, he was a “he” in Arthur and in 10.
黛米摩儿不是一个“他”。-他在《阔公子》 与《十全十美》的电影中都是一个“他”。
Monica: That’s Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
那是杜德利摩尔！我说我要像黛米摩儿！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! -Monica: Oh, my God! -Phoebe: Oh, God! Oh, my God! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
噢，天哪！-喔，我的天哪！-天啊！我的天，真对不起！对不起！对不起！
Phoebe: Which one is Demi Moore? -Monica: She’s the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
黛米摩儿是哪一个？-她是女星！演过《揭露（桃色机密）》《不道德的交易》和《人鬼情未了》。
Phoebe: Oh, oh. She’s got gorgeous hair. -Monica: I know! -Phoebe: Oh, my god!
哦，噢，她的头发非常美！-我知道！-哦，天呐！

老友记.本章节注释

注释：anal：挑剔的。
注释：palpable:易于察觉的; 可意识到的; 明显的.