老友记 第一季 第二十一集

Chandler: What?
什么？
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
我还以为你知道呢。
Chandler: No, who doesn’t like me?
谁不喜欢我？
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for…eh No. Everyone.
所有人。除了，额不，所有人。
Chandler: What are you talking about?
你胡说些什么？
Phoebe: Don’t feel bad. You know, they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and you know, now you’re all like Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing.
别难过，他们过去还是非常喜欢你的。但是之后你升职了，现在你完全就是个老板，大人物。宾先生。宾老板。
Chandler: I can’t believe it.
我不敢相信。
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
对对，他们甚至还模仿你。
Chandler: They “do” me?
他们模仿我？
Phoebe: You know, like, okay: “Could that report be any later?”
比如，额，这个：那个报告还能”再”晚一点吗？
Chandler: I don’t sound like that.
我不是那样。
Joey: Yeah, you do.
你就是那样。
Ross: The hills are alive with the sound… of music.”
山谷回荡着生动的”音乐！”
Joey and Ross: My scone. My scone.
我的烤饼，”我” 的烤饼！
Chandler: Okay, I don’t sound like that. That is so not true. That is so not…That is so no…That…Oh, shut up.
够了，我的声音不是那样的。这一点都不真实。这一点都不……这一点都不……这……噢，闭嘴！
Monica: Did not.
真假。
Ethan: I am telling you, Up until I was like 9… I thought the”gunpoint” was an actual place where crimes happened.
真的，一直到我九岁的时候，我还以为枪口就是犯罪现场。
Monica: How is that possible?
这怎么可能？
Ethan: Well, think about it. It’s always on the news. “A man is being held up at Gunpoint.” “Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint.” And I just kept thinking, “Why do people continue to go there?” Oh, I should go.
你想想，新闻上老这样说：男子被持枪抢劫（男子被放在枪口下）。旅客被持枪恐吓（旅客被放到枪口下恐吓）。当时我一直想，为什么人们总是往枪口上撞呢？噢，我该走了。
Monica: Okay.
好。
Ethan: Okay.
好。
Monica: Unless……
除非……
Ethan: What?
什么？
Monica: Unless you wanna stay over. I mean, I’m going to. So…
除非你想在这过夜。我是说，我反正也要在这过夜。所以……
Ethan: Yeah, I really like that. Before we get into any staying-over stuff… there’s something you should know.
是呀，我也非常想。在我们迈出过夜这一步之前，有些事你得知道。
Monica: Okay. Is this, like, “I have an early class tomorrow” or “I’m secretly married to a goat”?
好。是不是，你明早有课，或者，你和一只山羊秘密结婚了之类的事？
Ethan: Well, it’s somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I’m not…. Well, I mean, I haven’t ever….
额，差不多介于这两件事之间……你要知道，从严格的技术角度来讲，当然，我还没……我是说，我还没有……
Monica: Ethan?
埃森？
Ethan: Yeah.
恩。
Monica: Are you a virgin?
你还是处男？
Ethan: Well, If that’s what you kids are calling it these days, then…yes, I am.
好吧，如果你们孩子现在都这么叫的话，是的，我是处男。
Monica: Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known.
哇哦，我是说，你接吻技术那么高超，我还真没想到。
Ethan: Well, I’ve excelled at every level I’ve been to, I just…. I just haven’t been to that particular one yet. I’ve kind of been waiting for the right person.
额，我在我曾经达到的每个方面都很优秀，我只是我只是还没经历那个特别的一个方面。我一直在等待那个对的人。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right? Wow.
真的。你清楚我是在说你，对吧？哇哦。
Monica: You keep saying that.
你一直”哇哦”个不停。
Ethan: You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man… it is nothing like that.
你要知道，这个场景，你读到过，在电影里看到过。甚至在家里自习过，好家伙，噢，爽……绝对都没有那样爽。
Monica: Listen, listen. You told me something that was really difficult for you. And, I figure if you can be honest, then, I can too.
听我说，听我说。你告诉一些你很难以说出口的话。我想，你都能这么坦白，那么我也能。
Ethan: Oh, God. Don’t tell me I did it wrong.
噢，天。别给我说我姿势用错了。
Monica: No, no, no. Nothing wrong about that. Okay. Here goes. I’m not 22. I’m 25… and 13 months. But I figure, you know, that shouldn’t change anything. I mean, What hell does it matter how old we are? Basically, I’m nuts about you. You know I knew after the first time we kissed. And I had a Tic Tac in my tongue. You didn’t even mention it.
不不不。我不是说那个。好。我说了。我不是二十二岁。我今年二十五岁……零十三个月。但我想，这没有任何影响。我是说，年龄差距那根本就不是个事。总之，我迷上你了。我们第一次接吻我就知道了。我舌头上有一粒Tic Tac糖（Tic Tac是一种糖的品牌），你连提都没提。
Ethan: I just thought you were naturally mint. Listen…as long as we’re telling stuff I have another one for you. I’m a little younger than I said.
我只是觉得你身上有一种自然的薄荷香。听着，既然咱们都说开了……我也有话要对你说。我比你知道的年龄还要小那么一点点。
Monica: You’re not a senior?
你不是毕业班的吗？
Ethan: Oh, I’m a senior… in high school.
我是毕业班的，高中生。
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh God, I just had sex with someone who wasn’t alive during the bicentennial.
我们做错事了。天哪，我刚刚竟和一个在建♥国两百年国♥庆时都还没出生的男人做♥爱了。
Ethan: I just had sex.
我刚刚做♥爱了。
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
埃森，注意听。你怎么不给我说？
Ethan: You never told me how old you are.
你也没告诉我你真实的年龄。
Monica: That’s different. My lie didn’t make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
那不一样。我撒的谎不会让我们在美国48个州成为罪犯。你当时在想什么？
Ethan: I wasn’t thinking. I was too busy falling…
啥都没想，我只是忙着……
Monica: Don’t say it.
不要说。
Ethan: In love with you.
和你坠入爱河。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Ethan: Sorry.
对不起。
Monica: Well, fall out of it.
那好，就从爱河里再坠出来吧。
Monica: You know, you shouldn’t even be here. It’s a school night. Oh, God. Oh, God. I’m like those women that…you see… with shiny guys named Chad. I’m Joan Collins.
你要知道，你都不该在这。你明天还要上课呢。天哪，天哪！我就像你们眼中的……那种……勾搭小白脸的女人。我就是琼考琳丝那种人。
Ethan: Who?
谁？
Ross: Okay. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. Alrighty. Byebye. It’s just easier in that way.
好，再过45分钟安卓就会到那里了。是的，长官，和服是额外的。好吧，再见。这样做比较省事。
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
求你了，给我说说你昨晚做的梦。
Rachel: No. Forget it.
不，死了这条心吧。
Chandler: Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?
为什么不？难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁吗？
Rachel: All right. Fine. Well, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
好吧。好吧。额，当时并不只有你在场。乔伊也在场。
Joey: All right..
好吧。
Ross: Was there… anybody…anybody else there?
有没有……其他人……在场？
Rachel: No.
没有。
Ross: You sure? Nobody…handing out mints or anything? …
你确定？没人……给你递薄荷糖或者其他什么吗？
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
没有，只有我们三个。
Joey: Tell me, was it like you and Chandler, then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
说说看，是你先和钱德做……然后再是我和你♥做，还是咱们3♥P？
Rachel: You know what?
你知道吗？
Joey: What?
什么？
Rachel: There were times…when it wasn’t even me.
有那么一会儿，甚至都没有我（参与）。
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys.
爽♥爆♥了，你俩。