Phoebe: Better?
好些了吗？
Rachel: No.
没有。
Rachel: Oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys… you know and I was all “Oh, Paolo, he’s so great, he makes me feel so…” Oh, God, I’m so embarrassed!
哦， 我真太蠢了！ 啊， 我回想起来那天跟你们在一起……我还满嘴的 “哦，保罗，他真好，他让我感觉超棒”，简直太丢脸了。
Phoebe: I’m so embarrassed, I’m the one he hit on!
我才觉得丢脸呢，他调戏的是我。
Rachel: Phoebe, I unleashed him on you. If I had never met him, this wouldn’t never happen to you.
注释：unleash:把（感情、力量等）释放出来，发泄。
菲比，是我把他带给你的，如果我没遇到他，也不会发生这种事情。
Rachel and Phoebe: I’m so sorry! No I’m sorry! No I’m sorry! No I’m sorry!
对不起！不，是我对不起你！不不，是我对不起你！
Phoebe: Oh, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
等等， 我们有什么可道歉的？
Rachel: I don’t know……right, he’s the pig!
不知道……对， 他才是猪！
Phoebe: Such a pig!
真是个猪！
Rachel: Oh, God, he’s such a pig, he’s like a big disgusting pig……pig man!
哦， 我的天， 他真是头猪。他就像一个……恶心的， 猪人！
Phoebe: Yes, good! OK…
对， 骂的好。
Rachel: Oh, but he was my pig man……how did I not see this?
噢， 但他是我的猪人…… 为什么我没看出来？
Phoebe: Oh! I know!Because…he’s gorgeous, and he’s charming, and when he looks at you…
噢！我知道。是因为， 他太帅了，太迷人了，当他看着你的时候……
Rachel: OK, OK, Pheebs.
菲比，可以了。
Phoebe: Oh, the end.
不说了。
Rachel: Oh, God.
噢，苍天。
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
我应该瞒着你吗？
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it’s, it’s, it’s much better that I know.
不，不，相信我，告诉我是对的。
Rachel: Uh, I just liked it better before. It was better.
只是我更喜欢以前那样，更美好的时候。
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo’s over there right now, so…
我觉得她的状态不错，保罗现在就在那边，所以……
Monica: We should get over there and see if she’s okay. Just one…second!
我们应该过去看看她有没有事，等一下……结束！
Ross: Score!
得分！
Monica: Score!
赢了！
Ross: Game! Nice!
结束！太棒了！
Monica: Come on, Pheebs.
走吧，菲比。
Ross: Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
嗯， 看起来我们打得你们丢盔卸甲。
Joey: No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standingthere team.
不，不，她打得我们丢盔卸甲，你可以去参加奥林匹克的”旁观者”之队了。
Ross: Come on, two on one.
再来，2对1。
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it’s time for you to swoop in!
注释：swoop in: 趁虚而入。
你还在这干什么？ 她刚和那个男的分手，该你趁虚而入啦！
Ross: What, now?
什么， 现在？
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you.
是的， 现在正是时候！ 你得确保罗离开后，你是瑞秋见到的第一个男人。
Joey: She’s gotta know that you’re everything he’s not. You’re like the antiPaolo.
要让她知道你是那么的好， 而他一无是处！ 你就像反面保罗的典范！
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She’s distraught. You’re there for her. You pick up the pieces and then you usher in “The Age of Ross”.
注释：distraught: 忧心如焚的; 心神错乱的; 几乎发狂的。
我这位天主教朋友说的对，她现在心烦意乱，你就在那陪伴她，帮她承担所有烦恼， 然后你就走向了罗斯时代！
Rachel: See this? See?
看这个？看？
Paolo: Hold it! Ascolta!
停住！
Ross: How’s it going?
怎么样了？
Monica: Don’t stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there’s just a lot of gesturing and armwaving.
别盯那看，她刚把他的衣服从阳台上扔下去，现在他们在那比划各种手势。
Monica: Ok, that is either,” How could you? ” or ” Enormous breasts! ”
那个手势要么是，”你怎么能这样？” 或是，”超大的胸脯！”。
Monica: Here he comes.
他过来了！
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say goodbye.
嗯， 我， 我过来……说声再见。
Phoebe: Oh, OK, bye bye.
噢， 行了， 走吧。
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
保罗，我非常厌恶你对瑞秋做的事，但我还有五份千层面，在烤箱里烤到375度奶酪冒泡就行了。
Ross: Paolo, I, I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say…
保罗， 我只想代表大家向你说一句……
Phoebe: Oh, just look at her.
噢， 看她多伤心。
Ross: Oh you guys, I, I really think just one of us should go out there so she’s not overwhelmed.
伙计们， 我认为最好只派我们中的一个过去， 这样她就不会感到太不知所措……
Ross: And I really think it should be me.
而且我觉的那个人应该是我。
Ross: You all right?
你还好吧？
Rachel: Oh, I’ve been better. I don’t believe this. I wasn’t supposed to care about this guy.
哦， 我好点了。我无法相信这些，我真没有必要在意这个家伙。
Rachel: You know, it’s just supposed to be this big, fun Italian thing.
它本来应该算是一段我经历过的有趣的意大利的感情。
Rachel: And then someday I could look back on it and say, “That was a big, fun Italian thing.”
也许有一天我回头想想，会说 “一段我经历过的有趣的意大利的感情”。
Rachel: It wasn’t supposed to feel like this when it was over.
当一切都结束的时候不应该是这种感觉。
Ross: Come here. Listen, you deserve so much better than him.
过来，听着，他远远配不上你。
Ross: You know, I mean, you……you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
我的意思是，你应该找一个能明白拥有你是多么幸福的人。
Ross: What?
怎么了？
Rachel: I am so sick of guys.
我讨厌死男人了。
Rachel: I don’t wanna look at another guy, I don’t wanna think about another guy. I don’t even want to be near another guy.
我都不想看见男人， 我也不想考虑别的男人。我甚至不想靠近任何一个男人。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you’re so great!
哦， 罗斯， 你真好。
Monica: Hey honey, are you all right?
嘿， 亲爱的， 你还好吧？
Phoebe: Are you OK?
你没事吧？
Rachel: Medium, any cookies left?
一般吧，还有饼干吗？
Phoebe: Yep!
有！
Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don’t think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer.
注释：swear off：下决心不做…，停用。
瑞秋，你看，我认为你不应该把所有男人拒之门外。
Ross: I really don’t. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
我真不这么想。我认为你只不过需要建立一个更精确的筛选方式。
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know.
不了， 我只想先单身一段时间，知道吗。
Rachel: I just got to figure out what I want.
我得先弄明白我想要什么样的。
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, see, because not…not all guys out there are going to be a Paolo.
哦，不， 不， 你看，因为不是所有男人都会像保罗那样。
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I’m sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
是的，我知道，我敢保证你的小儿子不会变成那样。
Ross: What?
什么？
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: I’m, I’m having a boy?
我，我要，我要有个儿子了？
Rachel: Uh……no, no, no, in fact, you’re not having a boy.
额，不， 不， 不是， 实际上， 不是儿子。
Ross: What, I’m having, I’m having a boy! Huh, am I having a boy?
我有， 我有儿子了！ 嗯？ 嗯？我要有儿子了吗？
Girls: Yes, you’re having a boy!
是的， 你要有儿子了！
Ross: I’m having a boy! Oh, I’m having a boy!
我有儿子了！ 噢， 我要有儿子了！
Joey and Chandler: What is it?
怎么了？
Ross: I’m having a boy! I’m having a boy!
我要有儿子了！ 我要有儿子了！
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that!
我们早知道了！
Ross: I’m having a son…
我要有儿子了……
Monica: Yes! And that would be a shutdown!
好！这样一局又闭幕了。
Joey and Chandler: Shutout! !
闭嘴吧！！
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
你们去哪？ 来呀， 再来一局！
Joey: Uh, it’s 2:30 in the morning!
现在是凌晨2:30！
Chandler: Yeah, get out!
对，出去！
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I’ll only use my left hand. Come on, wussies!
注释：wussy：<俚>懦弱的人，无用的人。
你们还经常去我那待着呢！来吧， 这把我只用左手。来吧， 软蛋！
Monica: All right! Okay! I gotta go! I’m going. And I’m gone.
知道了，好吧，我得走了，我走了，我真的走了。
Chandler: One more game?
再来一局？
Joey: Oh yeah!
哦，当然！

老友记.本章节注释

注释：unleash:把（感情、力量等）释放出来，发泄。
注释：swoop in: 趁虚而入。
注释：distraught: 忧心如焚的; 心神错乱的; 几乎发狂的。
注释：swear off：下决心不做…，停用。
注释：wussy：<俚>懦弱的人，无用的人。