Friends Episode 12 Season 1: The one with the Dozen Lasagnas.

老友记第1季第12集：十二份千层面。

Chandler: Nononono, we’re done.
不不，够了。
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I’m saying is that If you’d told me vegetarian lasagna, I would’ve made vegetarian lasagna.
西尔婶婶，别喊了！如果你告诉过我你要素的千层面，我就会给你做素的了。
Monica: Well, the meat’s only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.
每三层才铺一层肉， 也许你可以把它们刮下来。
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
罗斯，你真的把所有婴儿书都读了？
Ross: Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman’s uterus, no compass and I could find my way out like that!
注释：plunk:（使)。。。（发出扑嗵声地）重重掉下。
嗯！ 你可以把我扔到子♥宫里的任何地方，用不着指南针我都能很快从里面爬出来！
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool… it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.
注释：placenta:胎盘，胎座。
噢，这个不错，书上说有些地方的人真的吃胎盘。
Chandler: And, we’re done with the yogurt.
呃， 这酸奶算是吃不下去了。
Phoebe: Sorry.
对不起。
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby’s only this big? This is your baby. ” Hi, Daddy.
嗨，罗斯，知道吗，你的宝贝现在就这么大？”这就是你的孩子，“你好，爸爸！”。
Ross: Hello.
你好。
Joey: ” How come you don’t live with Mommy? “” How come Mommy lives with that other lady? “”What’s a lesbian? ”
为什么你不和妈咪一起住？为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住？什么是女同性恋？
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it’s like Poconos.
注释：Poconos:Pocono Mountains of eastern Pennsylvania，宾夕法尼亚州东部波克诺斯山。
亲爱的，你会说的，波克诺斯，波克诺斯，就像波克诺斯。
Paolo: Ah, poke a nose.
啊，挖鼻孔(英文中与波可诺斯同音)。
Monica: So did I hear Poconos?
我好像听到了波克诺斯？
Rachel: Yes, my sister’s giving us her place for the weekend.
是的，我妹妹这周末把她的地盘借给我。
Phoebe: Woohoo, first weekend away together!
哇，第一次周末结伴出游！
Monica: Yeah. It’s a big step.
是啊，很快的进展嘛。
Rachel: I know.
我知道。
Chandler: Ah, it’s just a weekend, big deal!
哎，就是个周末而已，没什么！
Ross: Wasn’t this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn’t it be… flung by now?
不是说只是玩玩的吗，啊？ 现在也该玩完了吧？
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I’ve only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I’m with him, I’m just totally, totally…
我觉得我们已远远超出只是玩玩的状态了，现在我的感觉只有在Danielle Steele的书里才找得到。我是说，当我和他在一起的时候，我完全，完全地……
Ross:…nauseous, I’m physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? I could call immigration.
恶心，我浑身都觉恶心。我该怎么办？ 打电话给移民局？ 我可以打电话给移民局哎！
Phoebe: What?
怎么了？
Rachel: Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets.
看啊，丑陋裸男正在玩皮影戏。
Phoebe: Oh, but look, it’s Abraham Lincoln.
看啊，那是阿不拉罕林肯。
Monica: Oh, right.
噢，真的！
Ross: Go. Go!
去吧！去吧！
Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands…
我真喜欢小孩子， 他们那小鞋子，小脚指头， 小手……
Chandler: OK, you’re going to have to stop that, forever!
好了，你必须停止这样，永远停止！
Joey: Need a new table.
我们需要新桌子了。
Chandler: You think?
你觉得？
Carol: Hey hey, come on in!
嘿， 进来吧！
Ross: Hey, hello! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
嘿！ 我把书都拿回来了，这位是莫妮卡送你的爱心面条。
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, because Susan doesn’t eat meat.
哦，太好了！ 是素的吗，苏珊不吃肉。
Ross: I’m pretty sure that it is. Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. According to the literature.
我很确定是的。已经十九周，可以看出乳♥房开始膨胀。这是从书上看来的。
Carol: I got the results of the amnio today.
注释：amnio：羊膜穿刺术。
我今天拿到羊膜穿刺术的结果了。
Ross: Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh….?
喔，告诉我，快告诉我，情况怎样？
Carol: Totally and completely healthy.
非常以及十分的健康！
Ross: Oh, that’s great, that is great! Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
太棒了，简直太棒了！嘿，你和苏珊什么时候认识的休伊·路易斯？
Carol: Uh, that’s our friend Tanya.
那是我们的朋友塔尼亚。
Ross: Of course it’s your friend Tanya.
这当然是你们的朋友塔尼亚。
Carol: Don’t you wanna know about the sex?
想知道是什么性吗？
Ross: The sex? I’m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya….
性？光想象着你和苏珊在一起的样子我就很…… 之后还把塔尼亚加进来……
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
罗斯，我是说孩子的性别。
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, ohohoh!
喔，你知道孩子的性别了？噢~噢~噢！
Carol:Do you wanna know?
想知道吗？
Ross: No, no, no, I don’t wanna know. Absolutely not. No I think, you know, I think you shouldn’t know until you look down there and see,” Oh, there it is. Or isn’t.
不，我不想，绝对不想。你知道吗，我觉得应该到时候再低头一看， 然后说：“哦，那儿有(鸡鸡)！” 或者，“或者没有”。
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
罗斯，你好。
Ross: Susan.
苏珊。
Susan: So? So did you hear?
怎么？ 你们知道结果了？
Ross: Yes, we did, everything’s AOK!
是的，我们知道了，一切都很正常！
Susan: Oh, that’s so cool. It really is…do we know…?
噢， 那真的是太好了！真的是…… 我们知道了？
Carol: We certainly do, it’s going to be a…
当然了，它将是个…..
Ross: Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, you see, a guy who doesn’t want to know, standing right here!
哦，嘿，嘿！吼 吼，这儿还站着一个不想知道的人呢！
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
那么，是我们之前想的那样吗？
Ross: What, OK, what, what did we think it was going to be? No, no, no I don’t wanna know, don’t wanna know. OK, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
什么，好吧，什么…… 我们想着将会是什么？不，不要， 我不想知道，不想。好吧，我应该回去了。
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
好吧，谢谢你的书。
Ross: No problem. Okay. Susan.
不客气。 好吧，苏珊。

老友记.本章节注释

注释：plunk:（使)。。。（发出扑嗵声地）重重掉下。
注释：placenta:胎盘，胎座。
注释：Poconos:Pocono Mountains of eastern Pennsylvania，宾夕法尼亚州东部波克诺斯山。
注释：amnio：羊膜穿刺术。