Barry: Yeah, well.
是的。
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein’s gagging.
gag：窒息。
Farber大夫，Jason Greenstein快窒息了。
Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a second.
马上到，我马上回来。
Rachel: I dumped him.
是我甩的他哦。
Robbie: Okay.
好吧。
Ross: So, um so how’s this, uh, how’s this all gonna work?
这个如何，呃，如何处理此事？
Susan: The baby grows in a special place inside the mommy’s….
婴儿在母亲身体中一个特殊的部位生长。
Ross: Thank you.
谢谢。
Ross: I mean, how’s this gonna work? You know, with us?
我说，我们该如何处理此事？
Ross: You know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?
你知道的，比方说必须要做某些重大的决定。
Carol: Give me a “for instance”.
给我举个例子。
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don’t know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby’s name?
我也说不上来，比方说孩子的名字？
Carol: Marlon.
马龙。
Ross: Marlon? !
马龙？
Carol: If it’s a boy, Minnie if it’s a girl.
如果是个男孩的话，如果是个女孩就叫米妮。
Ross: As in Mouse?
就像《米老鼠》里面的名字？
Carol: As in my grandmother.
和我奶奶同名。
Ross: Still, you you say Minnie, you hear Mouse.
不管怎样，你说起米妮，你就会听到《米老鼠》。
Ross: Um, how about, um. . how about Julia?
呃，这个怎么样…？朱莉亚怎么样？
Carol: Julia.
朱莉亚。
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
我们一致决定用米妮。
Ross: We agreed we’d spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia’s on the table?
roll with the punches: 承受并化解生活中的磨难，类似兵来将挡、水来土掩。
我们决定未来的日子一同生活。世事难料，兵来将挡。我觉得“朱莉亚”可以考虑？
Barry: Sorry about that.
抱歉。
Barry: So, what have you been up to?
近来怎么样？
Rachel: Oh, not much.
哦，没什么。
Rachel: I, I got a job.
我刚找到工作。
Barry: Oh, that’s great.
哦，这太好了。
Rachel: Why are why are you so tanned?
你为何晒得这么黑？
Barry: Oh, I, uh I went to Aruba.
哦，我，呃，我到阿鲁巴了。
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
哦，不是吧，你自己一个去渡蜜月？
Barry: No. I went with, uh. . Now, this may hurt.
不是的，我和。。。这也许会很不好受。
Robbie: Me? !
我？
Barry: No!
不。
Barry: I went with Mindy.
我和明蒂去了。
Rachel: Mindy? ! My maid of honour, Mindy? !
明蒂？我的伴娘明蒂？
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we’re kind of a thing now.
对，我们差不多在一起了现在。
Rachel: Oh! Well, um… You’ve got plugs!
哦，呃，你去做植发了？
Barry: Careful! They haven’t quite taken yet.
小心，还没牢固呢。
Rachel: And you’ve got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
你还戴了隐形眼镜？但你不是讨厌将手指放进眼睛里吗？
Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
为了她我不讨厌，我真的得感谢你。
Rachel: Okay.
好吧。
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I’ve ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I’m an orthodontist.
orthodontist：正齿医生，矫形牙医。
一个月前我想伤害你，我这辈子从未如此想伤害一个人。而且我是个整牙医师。
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy.
你知道么，你说得没错，我是说，我以为我们以前很快乐。
Barry: We weren’t happy. But with Mindy…now I’m happy. Spit.
我们不快乐，但是和明蒂在一起，现在我很快乐。吐掉。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Robbie: Me.
是和我说。
Rachel: Anyway, um, I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy.
总之，我想这东西属于你，或许以后是明蒂的。
Barry: Like she’s settle for that.
就像她会为此而同意似的。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, that’s true, but I think it’s a…I think it’s a nice ring. And thank you for giving it to me.
哦，是吧，是真的。但我觉得这是一个不错的戒指，谢谢你送我。
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
谢谢你还给我。
Robbie: Hello? !
你好！
Susan: Oh, please! What’s wrong with Helen?
哦，拜托，海伦有什么不好？
Ross: Helen Geller? I don’t think so.
海伦盖勒？不行。
Carol: Hello? It’s not gonna be Helen Geller.
喂？不会是海伦盖勒的。
Ross: Thank you!
谢谢。
Carol: No, I mean it’s not Geller.
不，我是说她不姓盖勒。
Ross: What, it’s gonna be Helen Willick?
难道是叫海伦威利克？
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.
不，事实上，呃，我们考虑用海伦威利克班奇。
Ross: Well, wait a minute, why why is she in the title?
等等，为何名字里有她的份？
Susan: Because It’s my baby too.
因为这也是我的宝宝。
Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don’t remember you making any sperm.
哦，真的？我不记得你有制造精♥子。
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
好吧，我们都知道那是个极大的挑战。
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
够了，你们两个，打住！
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I’m in there too.
不，不，不，功劳全让她抢了，嘿，我也在场。
Carol: Ross. You’re not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.
child abuse：虐待儿童。
你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧？因为我觉得这有虐待儿童之嫌。
Ross: Of course not, I’m…suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
当然没有，我建议用盖勒威利克班奇。
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he’s doing? He knows no one’s gonna say all those names, so they’ll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
哦，不不不不，你看他这是想干什么，他知道没人会叫全名的，别人只会叫她盖勒，这样他就得逞了。
Ross: My way? ! You, you think this is my way?
我得逞？你认为这样算我得逞？
Ross: Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way.
相信我，在所有我能想到的我的人生此刻的样子，这个绝对不是我想要的。
Ross: You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I’m not, I can’t do.
你们知道吗，呃，这个太难接受了。
Dr. Oberman: Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea?
nausea：恶心，反胃。
有人在吗？今天如何，想呕吐吗？
Ross: A little.
一点点。
Susan: Yeah. Just a little.
是。只是一点点。
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but, thanks for sharing. Uh, lie back…
我只是问准妈妈，很感谢你们的分享。向后躺。。。
Ross: You uh you know what, I’m gonna go. I don’t, I don’t think I can be involved in this particular family thing.
知道吗？我走了，我不，我现在不想参与这种特殊的家庭事件。
Ross: Oh my God.
我的天呐。
Susan: Look at that.
瞧瞧那个。
Carol: I know.
我知道。
Ross: Well? Isn’t that amazing?
是不是很神奇啊？
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
我们要看的是什么？
Chandler: I don’t know, but…I think it’s about to attack the Enterprise.
我不知道，但是我想是要准备攻击企业号(《星舰迷航》)。
Phoebe: If you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
如果你们把头稍微向左偏，两眼放轻松，它样子就像是一个颗老马铃薯。
Ross: Then don’t do that, alright?
那么就不要那么干，好吗？
Ross: Monica. What do you think?
摩妮卡，你认为呢？
Monica: Mmhmm.
嗯。
Ross: Are you welling up?
well up：涌出，热泪盈眶。
你要哭了吗？
Monica: No.
才没有。
Ross: You are, you’re welling up.
你有，你要哭了。
Monica: I’m not!
我没有！
Ross: You’re gonna be an aunt.
你就要成为阿姨了。
Monica: Oh, shut up!
喔，闭嘴。
Rachel: Hi, Mindy. Hi, it’s, it’s Rachel. Yeah, I’m fine. I, I saw Barry today.
嗨，明蒂，我是瑞秋。我很好，是的，我今天见巴瑞了。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah he, he told me. No, it’s okay. Really, it’s okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do.
哦是的，对的，他告诉我了。不，没关系，真的，没关系。我祝福你们幸福快乐，真心诚意的。
Rachel: Oh, oh, and Mindy, you know, if, if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything.
哦，哦，明蒂，如果一切顺利，你们结婚生子了。
Rachel: I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.
我希望他们继承了他以前的发际线和你以前的鼻子。
Rachel: Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
a cheap shot：恶意中伤、卑鄙手段，损招。
我知道这招很贱，但我现在感觉好多了。

老友记.本章节注释

gag：窒息。
roll with the punches: 承受并化解生活中的磨难，类似兵来将挡、水来土掩。
orthodontist：正齿医生，矫形牙医。
child abuse：虐待儿童。
nausea：恶心，反胃。
well up：涌出，热泪盈眶。
a cheap shot：恶意中伤、卑鄙手段，损招。