欧洲性旅行（2004）

Is he a dork or is he cool? Better not be cooler than me.
他块头比我大?
Is he bigger than me?
我刚收到你邮件 你怎么来这里啦?
I just got your last email.What are you doing here?
我也要上大学啊
Going to college.
你来这儿上大学?
You’re going to college here?
– 住哪个宿舍? – 就是这个
– What dorm? – This one.
214房♥
Room 214.
我不会是在做梦吧?
How is this possible?
我想校方可能以为我是男生
I guess they thought I was a guy.
还有犯这样错误的傻瓜哪?
Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
我不是听到亲嘴的声音了吧?
Do I hear kissing?
你不会和新室友一见面 就搞上了吧斯科特?
Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
斯科特?
Scotty?
斯科特?斯科特
Scotty? Scotty!
斯科特蒙在鼓里 菲奥纳和我有一腿
Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me
这个大团圆结局真垃圾啊
This happy ending is bullshit.
仙女什么时候找人睡觉? 喔我得赶紧了
When does the fairy get laid? I’m outta here.
她还跪在我下面斯科特却蒙在鼓里
Still she’s on her knees and Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里
Oh, Scotty doesn’t know
– 蛮上口的调调啊 – 很搞吧老爹
– Catchy tune. – Fuckin’-a, man.
她撒谎说她去血拼
Fiona says she’s out shopping
但是她在我胯下 干得都停不住
But she’s under me and I’m not stopping
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know! Scotty doesn’t know!
斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know!
哈罗欢迎来到
Hello, and welcome to
阿姆斯特丹最棒最舒适的 青年旅馆
Amsterdam’s finest and most luxurious youth hostel.
听起来不错啊
Sounds great.
这里没有澡塘 附近也没有
There is no bathroom,nor is there one nearby.
难以置信 他这么好骗
I can’t believe he’s so trusting
对不起
Sorry.
我正和你唱后♥庭♥花
While I’m right behind you thrusting
– 明白吗? – 她懂
– Get it? – She got it.
如果不想你们 值钱的东西被偷
If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen,
我建议你们现在就毁掉它或者扔掉它
I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now.
或者可以把它藏在
You can also try hiding your valuables…
你屁♥眼♥里
in your anus.
来一杯?
Drink?
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 别告诉斯科特
Scotty doesn’t know Don’t tell Scotty
我要把他裤子撕开 看看他的小雀雀好吗?
I’m gonna rip away his pants and look at his dick, OK?
准备好了? 别作声
Ready? Quit. Shut up.
抱歉 我想我大概搞得一团糟
Sorry. I know I fucked it up.
好耶 你可以一次
Yes! You take her hair…
握住她一把头发 再扯扯看
and one strand at a time,pull it out!
把她当成骆驼骑
Use her like a humping post!
詹妮这是欧洲
Jenny, this is Europe.
他们用女同志和假阴♥茎♥ 为橙汁做广♥告♥
They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos.
欢乐橙汁
Happy juice.
让他们开开眼界
Show them something they haven’t seen.
菲奥纳接他电♥话♥
Fiona’s got him on the phone
拼命忍♥住叫♥床♥声
And she’s trying not to moan
咱们在玩3P 可他屁都不知道
It’s a three-way call and he knows nothing
屁都不知道 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Nothing, Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
如果我们的电线着火
Should a fire occur,due to our faulty wiring,
或楼上的烟花厂着了 你们会烧得尸骨无存
or the fireworks factory upstairs, you will be incinerated,
那么把值钱的东西 藏屁♥眼♥里也没用
along with the valuables you have hidden in your anus.
不要告诉斯科特 斯科特蒙在鼓里
So don’t tell Scotty Scotty doesn’t know
真的要走吗?
Really want to go
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know
就在露天停车场干吧 有何不可?
The parking lot, why not?
女上男下好刺♥激♥
It’s so cool when you’re on top
生活太残忍♥ 因为斯科特蒙在鼓里
Life is so hard cause Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know
滚开 让道小鸡♥巴♥
Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
接着开 你这长着蒜头鼻子的醉汉
Go on, you gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers!
滚开 有种来撞我啊 老兄
Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate!
来吧 有种来撞啊
Come on! Fucking come and have it!
傻♥比♥们?
You fucking beep?!
老子要按喇叭 你们这些杂碎 就冲着你♥他♥妈♥的鼻子按
We’ll beep, you bastard,all over your fucking nose!
滚开
Fuck off!
继续 法国癞蛤♥蟆♥
Go on, you French bastards!
滚到街那头去 鸡♥巴♥们
Get on the other side of the road, you pricks!
继续搞 滚开
Go on out of it!
说得我摇摇欲坠
Fuck off! I’m nackered.
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
不等等
No, wait…
看这里 我成年了
Hey! Check these out! I’m 1 8 years old.
我要告诉斯科特 亲自告诉他
Gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell myself
斯科特得知道 斯科特得知道
Scotty has to know Scotty has to know
斯科特要走了 斯科特要走了
Scotty has to go Scotty has to go
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里 斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特蒙在鼓里
Scotty doesn’t know
斯科特得走了
Scotty’s gotta go!
Get Loose 演奏
Get Loose plays
还没擦掉?
Is it off yet?
继续揉 继续揉
No, keep rubbing it.