“他们”,天啊,你又来了
“They.” [laughs] Oh boy. Here we go…
我不说了
Just never mind.
不,拜托请说
No, no, no, please tell me.
我特别想知道天才一族的理财专家觉得
I’m dying to know what Luke Wilson from The Royal Tenenbaums
我们要拿年薪6万8美元投资什么
thinks we should do with our $68,000 a year.
什么跟什么?
Who from what?
山寨版华尔街之狼
Ugly Björn Borg.
好吧
Okay, fine.
华尔街正在赌这家公♥司♥会倒闭
Wall Street is betting that this company is gonna fail.
这叫做空
It’s called shorting.
如果公♥司♥倒闭,员工都会失业
And if it fails, well, then everybody loses their job,
但避险基金的混♥蛋♥会大赚一笔
but these hedge fund assholes make a shit ton of money.
太离谱了,有钱人用这烂招变得更有钱
It’s bullshit. It’s a bullshit way for rich people to get richer.
你怎么找到这家伙?
How did you even find this guy?
七万人看过这个视频
70,000 people have watched this video.
他贴出他的资产负债表
He posts his balance sheets and everything.
WSB论♥坛♥上的人都疯迷他
Wall Street Bets is going crazy over this.
谁? – 网络论♥坛♥
Who? – It’s an Internet forum.
了解
Uh-huh.
Reddit – 不
On Reddit. – Now, see. No, no.
我不想听,你上次提到Reddit
I’m not gonna do this with you. The last time you brought up Reddit,
上面全都是特朗普骑马的油画
it was just all these oil paintings of Donald Trump on horseback.
你很喜欢 – 我很讨厌
You liked it. – Detestable.
你看 – 好吧,我来看看
Look. – Okay, yeah. Let’s take a look.
“股价不跌就不是拉高出货,蠢蛋”
“Shit’s not a pump-and-dump if it never dumps, you fuckheads…”
“流眼油给我,我用来当润滑剂”
“Feed me your tears, I use it as anal lube on your wives.”
你干嘛看那则留言?
Why did you go to that one?
“戴上你的假阳♥具♥
Oh! Oh! Oh! “Strap on ur theta dildo
开始用力插” – 行了,有这种鬼话
n start pounding.” – Okay. Yes, that shit exists on here.
但我学会达尔塔轧空和伽玛挤压的不同
But I also learned the difference between a delta squeeze and a gamma squeeze.
现在大家都在谈认♥购♥选择权
And now everyone is talking about call options.
珍妮,亲爱的
Jenny, baby
你在上面找不到男人
you’re never gonna find a man on there.
你也别想钓到吹牛老爹
And you’re never gonna date Puff Daddy.
1990年代后就没人说吹牛老爹
First of all, no one has said Puff Daddy since the ’90s
而且这不是吹牛老爹
and second of all, this isn’t Puff Daddy.
这是套牛老爹
This is Loop Daddy.
不管他是什么老爹,长得都很丑
Okay, well, whatever Daddy he’s called, he’s weird looking.
这家伙的抖音有五百万关注人数
Hey, well, my guy has, what, 5 million TikTok followers.
那家伙呢? – 不知道
How many does yours have? – I don’t know.
看一下,412
Quick scroll. 412.
谁在乎? – 网民
Who cares? – The Internet at large.
至少我的标准很高
But hey. Least I aim high.
我也一样啊
I aim high.
“购买♥♥700股GME 金额$2,695”
“已下单”
“我不能呼吸”
“警擦去死”
“底特律 密歇根州”
♪ 21 bands for the age of 21 ♪
♪ I’mma flip the funds up Then I cop the Chevy truck ♪
♪ Buy her what she want And you know she show me love ♪
♪ Then I roll it up Then I roll it up ♪
♪ Motherfuckers wanna hate me And shame me ♪
♪ Motherfuckers wanna drain me Cobain me ♪
♪ All these bitches trying to chain me And blame me ♪
♪ Motherfuckers wanna change me And hate me ♪
各位,我是咆哮小猫
What up, everybody? Roaring Kitty here.
股价一直飙涨,不可思议,对吧?
Yo! Yo! Yo! This price action, gettin’ kind of ridiculous, am I right?
看看上周收盘时的情况
Let’s see what happens. See what happens at the end of the week.
走势非常稳定
But it’s all about the trend staying intact.
“马可斯贾西亚 身价:$136”
收盘价飙高
But this, this looks sick.
早安,马可斯
Morning, Marcos!
哟…布莱德
Shit… Yo, what’s… Hey, Brad.
我在想能不能预支薪水?
Yo, um, I was wondering if could I get an advance on my pay?
我问问看,但公♥司♥削减成本,不太可能
I can run it up the chain, but with all the cutbacks, that’s unlikely.
你可以报名员工抖音比赛
Oh, hey! You could do the employee TikTok contest.
对嘴唱歌♥,能赢十个工时
You do a lip sync, you can win 10 labor hours.
好啊,可以
Yeah, man, totally.
棒呆了,我可以唱《野蛮》
That’s dope. I was thinkin’ “Savage.”
好啊,我超爱的
Yeah. Yeah, sure, I love it.
德瑞克和利尔杜克那首歌♥
Or yo, that Drake one with Lil Durk.
那首歌♥也很棒
That’s a great one too.
你最爱利尔杜克了
Because I know you love Lil Durk.
拜托
C’mon.
我一定会唱梅根尤物那首歌♥
No, I’m gonna do Megan Thee Stallion. For sure, for sure, for sure.
我就是野蛮
♪ I’m a savage ♪
优雅 花俏 又难搞
♪ Classy, bougie, ratchet ♪
呛辣 阴郁 又恶劣
♪ Sassy, moody, nasty ♪
够了,戴口罩
Okay, mask! Mask.
抱歉
Sorry.
耍笨 那是怎样
♪ Acting stupid, what was happening? ♪
是怎样 我就是野蛮
♪ What’s happening? I’m a savage ♪
A+酷哥,你这么会跳赢定了
Huh, A+ man. You’re a shoo-in with moves like that.
真的假的?
Yo, you think so for real, though?
真不错
That’s sweet, real.
十个工时
Ten labor hours.
圣诞节提早到了
Damn, it’s like Christmas came early!
我看好你
I’m pullin’ for ya!
谢啦
Thanks, man.
♪ I’m that bitch ♪
♪ I’m that bitch Hey ♪
♪ I’m the hood Mona Lisa Break a nigga into pieces ♪
♪ Had to X some cheesy niggas Out my circle like a pizza ♪
“已下单”
♪ I’m way too exclusive I don’t shop on Insta’ boutiques… ♪
隆乳妹才穿得下
♪ …only fit fake booties ♪
满口都是钱
♪ Fuck cash shit ♪
♪ Talking cash shit ♪
♪ Pussy like water I’m unbothered and relaxing ♪
好吃的薯条
Mmm! Fries.
♪ I would never trip on a nigga if I had him ♪
♪ Bitch, that’s my trash, you the maid So you bagged him ♪
♪ I’m a savage Classy, bougie, ratchet ♪
惨了!
No, fuck!
♪ Sassy, moody, nasty… ♪
天啊!
God!
可恶!该死的!
Goddamn it! Fuck!
我要先干杯,干杯
But first, cheers! Cheers, everybody.
我知道还有很多人看衰这支股票
I mean, look. I know we still got a lot of bear takes out there.
但我买♥♥的股票越多
But as I dive deeper and deeper into this thing,
看起来就越有潜力
it’s looking increasingly compelling to me.
空单余额这么高,我不会赌它会轧空
And then you got the huge short interest. Now, I’m not betting on a short squeeze.
我一直都这么说,你们也一样
I’ve been saying that the whole time. You guys have been talking about it.
这是根据基本面,但…
Thesis is grounded in fundamentals, but I’m not…
今天我是这么想
But to… I mean, today, I mean, I’m…
开始觉得会再涨
I mean, it’s starting to feel a little squeezy, right?
一定会再涨
Starting to feel a little squeezy. Honk!
拜托,好吧
I mean, hello. Okay!
好了,我要喝一口酒
All right, all right. I need a drink. I need a drink.
很多人都说我只有嘴上功夫
Now. A lot of you are accusing me of talking a big game.
凯斯? – 但…
Keith? – But–
老公,你在哪? – 我来了
Babe, where are you? – Oh… Coming!
今晚要照顾宝宝,马上回来
Duh… I’m on Daddy duty tonight. I’ll be right back.
♪ Stack it, pack it Stack it, pack it, trap it ♪
♪ Send it to a rich nigga Tell him work his magic ♪
♪ Stack it, pack it Stack it, pack it, trap it ♪
♪ Send it to a rich nigga Tell him make somethin’ happen ♪
♪ I ain’t slowin’ down for no clown ♪
♪ Tell him hit the next route I’m the best out ♪
♪ Work on my confidence Now my chest out ♪
♪ Pop it and I’m blessed now They only love you when you down ♪
♪ I’mma stack it, pack it Stack it, pack it, trap it… ♪
好了,就放这里
Okay. There you go.
抱歉
Ooh! Sorry.
吃块鸡柳条
Quick tendie break.
Mmm!
我爱鸡柳条
Gotta love those tendies.
鸡柳条吃到爽
Sweet, sweet tendies.
说到吃到爽
Speaking of tendies.
看看这张图表
Look at this. Look at this chart.
从四到六到七美元,现在…
We go from four, to six, to seven. Now…
十美元
ten.
华尔街一定看到了,对吧?
Wall Street must be seeing this, right?
还是我们只是在自爽?
Or are we just screaming into the void?
股市先生,我们也吃到爽
Hello, Mr. Market. We got tendies too.
我们也吃到爽
We got tendies too.