怒犯天条（1999）

It’s impossible. If we cut off our wings
彻底转化为人类形态 我们一定能死
and transubstantiate to complete human form, we become mortal.
如果我们带著干净的灵魂死去 他们就没法阻挡我们了
If we die with clean souls, there’s no way they can keep us out.
我们不再是天使 但至少我们可以回家了
We won’t be angels anymore, but at least we get to go home.
-这张报纸是谁寄来的 -管它是谁寄来的
-Who sent the paper? -Who cares who sent the paper?
关键在于 过了这么多年后
All that matters is that after all these years,
我们找到了一个 神洞
we found a loophole.
主不能再阻拦我们了
He can’t keep us out anymore.
只要我们回去了 就只剩宽恕和遗忘的问题了
Once we’re back in, it’ll be forgive and forget.
可是这个 这是教堂法规
But this thing, this is Church law.
而不是神谕
It’s not Divine Mandate.
教堂法规未必是对的 因为他们是由人制订的
Church laws are fallible because they’re created by man.
圣子在离去前传达给第一任教皇彼得
One of the last sacred promises imparted to Peter, the first pope
最后的神的约定中有这么一条
by the Son of God before He left was
不管你在人间拥有的怎样的真理
Whatever you hold true on Earth
我会拥有天堂的真理
I’ll hold true in Heaven.
这是天条 如果教堂这么说了
It’s dogmatic law. If the Church says it’s so,
那上帝也一定会附和的
God must adhere.
这可是经过了教皇批准的
This thing has a papal sanction.
对什么都那么吹毛求疵的话
Let it never be said your anal retentive attention to detail
鸡蛋里也能挑出骨头来
never yielded positive results.
我们又不是那种老学究 想那么多干嘛
You can’t be anal retentive if you don’t have an anus.
漂亮极了
Outstanding work!
我想在我们离开前只剩一件事可做了
There’s just one thing I think we got to do before we leave.
这会有助于我们回到主的身边的
This is gonna help us get back on His good side.
什么
What?
这里 我梦想著这一刻已经有五年了 念出来
Here. I’ve been dreaming about this for five years. Read that.
穆比 金牛大王
Mooby, the Golden Calf.
白手起家 创建事业帝国
Creating an Empire Out of Simplicity.
我想去干掉他们
I wanna hit them.
你真是个头脑简单的家伙
You really are just a simple creature.
我们终于找到回家的法子了 你却想来捣乱
We finally find a way back and you want to jeopardize that
只因为你太过怀念从前的好日子
Because you’ve got a soft spot for the good ol’ days.
比起回到我曾经拒绝的那个职位上去
What better way to repent
悔过可不是个更好的法子嘛
than by resuming the position I once denied
真要感谢你
thanks to you?
我不认为大屠♥杀♥会对我们有所帮助
I don’t think a killing spree is gonna make things better for us.
大屠♥杀♥ 我是在说神的审判
Killing spree? I’m talking about Divine Justice here.
我是在说下火海 上刀山 为罪过受惩罚
I’m talking about reigning down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked.
主就是这样的 我知道主是想让我们这么做的
He’s all about that. I know He’d want this done.
自从你退位后就再也没有死亡天使了
There hasn’t been an Angel of Death since you quit.
这对你来说毫无意义吗
Doesn’t that mean anything to you?
除此之外 如果你弄错了怎么办
And besides, what if you’re wrong,
你可是经常弄错的啊
Like you always are?
就算我错了 事实上并没有 也不会有什么关系
If I’m wrong, which I’m not, it’s not gonna matter.
总之我们会穿过你说的那个拱门的
We’re gonna pass through your arch thing anyway.
我们会得到宽恕 没有伤害 就不算犯规
We’re gonna be forgiven. No harm, no foul.
主的确是不喜欢竞争 我得这么说
Well, He does hate competition. I will say that.
你那位穆比倒真可以扣上这项罪名
And your Mooby certainly falls under that heading.
我们要去的那个教堂在哪儿
Where is this church we have to go to?
新泽西州 赦罪仪式是在四天后
New Jersey. Rededication ceremony is in four days.
在人间的最后四天
Last four days on Earth?
如果我有那话儿 我就要去欢度春宵
If l had a dick, I’d go get laid.
-我们可以做一件第二棒的事 -什么事
-We can do the next best thing. -What’s that?
我们去杀人吧
Let’s kill people.
没说是你
Oh, not you.
怒犯天条
麦克亨利 伊利诺斯州
伊利诺斯州的 生命权利 基金会
The greater Illinois Chapter of the Right to Life Foundation
将在一年两次的垒球比赛中
will be holding its biannual softball game
与库克郡的 堕胎选择权 联盟进行对抗
against the Cook County
时间是下周日2点
Pro-Choice League next Sunday at 2:00.
今天的第二轮筹款将要被用来做为
Today’s second cool lection will I be donated
约翰·多·泽西的生命基金
to the John Doe Jersey Life Fund.
再向你们当中那些没有注意新闻的人说明一下
For those of you who haven’t been following the news
一个身份不明无家可归的男人
an unidentified homeless man
上周二在新泽西海滨受人挑衅 并遭到严重殴打
who was accosted and severely beaten at the New Jersey shore last Tuesday
目前正躺在当地的医院中 伤势严重
Lies in critical,
不过仍然相当稳定
but stable condition in one of that area’s hospitals.
此人的身份无法确定
He lacks identification
警♥察♥也无法查到任何他可能的家人的线索
and police have had no luck tracking down any possible family.
特雷顿教区的大主教已经对州政♥府♥做出的
The archbishop of the Trenton diocese has disputed the state’s decision
撤除此人生命维持系统的决定提出抗♥议♥
to remove the indigent man from life-support systems
号♥召全国的天主教♥徒♥
asking that Catholics all over the country
贝萨妮
都加入到这场对抗安乐死的保护活动中
join in this protest against euthanasia.
那么 现在请起立 为我们的信念祷告
Well, now please rise for the recession of faith.
我们信奉你是神圣唯一的主 我们的天父
We believe in one God, the Father Almighty
创造天地的主
Maker of Heaven and Earth.
我们信奉耶稣 你唯一的儿子 为我们的救主
We believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son, Our Lord,
选择生命
Choose life!
你会下地狱的 你这个婴儿杀手
You’re gonna burn in Hell, you fucking baby killer!
天哪 是主教
Holy shit. It’s the pope.
-啊 -在哪儿
-Huh? -Where?
你在鬼扯些什么啊
What are you talking about?
天啊 你是天主教♥徒♥ 就不能和他们谈谈吗
Jesus! You’re a Catholic. Can’t you talk to them?
他们恨我更甚于恨你 毫无疑问
They hate me more than you, no doubt.
至少你还有个借口
At least you have an excuse.
你是犹太人 你不知道还有什么更好的办法
You’re Jewish. You don’t know any better.
那个借口在我们杀害耶稣基♥督♥的时候就已经用过了
We already used that excuse when we killed Christ.
你昨天去哪儿了 我们去吃早午餐来著
Where were you yesterday? We went to brunch.
我去教堂了
I went to church.
我真服了 你和教堂
That still kills me, you and church.
只要他们知道你每周的什一税都是出自堕胎赚来的钱就好
If only they knew your weekly tithing came from a Planned Parenthood check.
我不知道为什么我还在上教堂 丽兹
I don’t know why I still go, Liz.
我记得我小的时候去教堂 并受到撼动
I can remember going to church when I was young and being moved.
可现在我每个周日坐在那里 却毫无感觉
Now I sit there every Sunday and I feel nothing.
我想我已经没什么信仰了
I don’t think I have any faith left.
记得我以前想要介绍给你的那个神学院的学生吗
Remember that seminary student I tried to set you up with?
二十岁的那个 本来我高中时可以做他的保姆的
The 20-year-old. The one I could have baby-sat for in high school.
关键在于 他告诉了我一些话
The point is, he told me something.
他说信仰就像一杯水
He said that faith is like a glass of water.
当你年幼的时候 杯子很小 所以很容易填满
When you’re young, the glass is little, so it’s easy to fill.
当你年纪渐长 杯子也越来越大
As you get older, the glass gets bigger.
以前的那点水已经不够装满它了
The same amount of liquid doesn’t fill it anymore.
可是杯子还是需要定期被填满
But periodically the glass has to be refilled.
你是在建议我该让自己充实一下
You’re suggesting I need to get filled?
不止一个办法
In more ways than one.
你需要做做♥爱♥ 贝萨妮·斯罗恩
You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane.
你需要一个男人 哪怕只有十分钟
You need a man, if only for 1 0 minutes.
根据我的经验 一般的男性在他一生当中
It’s been my experience that the average male is never a man
连十分钟的男人都做不了
not even for ten minutes in his entire life span.
听起来态度很强硬啊 那你有没有想过去找个女人
That sounds militant. Are you thinking of joining the other side?
不可能 女人们都是疯子
Couldn’t do it. Women are insane.
那你就得回到教堂里
Then you need to go back to church
去问问上帝还有没有第三种选择了
and ask God for a third option.
我想上帝已经死了
I think God is dead.
纯正天主教♥徒♥的标志
The sign of a true Catholic.
下午好 雷诺德夫人
Good afternoon, Mrs. Reynolds.
我是环保署的
I’m from the EPA.
我们在检查有没有可能的氟泄漏
We’re checking on possible Freon leaks.
请问 你这里有空调吗
Tell me, do you have air conditioning?
是的 我们有中♥央♥空调
Yes, we have central air.
每个房♥间都有
In every room?
除了浴室 怎么了
Except the bathroom. Why?
你确实明白那意味著什么 不是吗
Well, you do know what that means, don’t you?
艾兹瑞
闪开
Move!
没什么快乐 喜悦和强烈的犯罪感
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater
比中♥央♥空调更好的了
than central air.
把那个收拾一下
Pick that up.
今后这里就是我们活动的大本营了
This will be the base of operations from here on in.
现在 如果我没把协议内容记错的话