怒犯天条（1999）

Why?
你♥他♥妈♥的还想让我♥干♥嘛
What the fuck do You want from me?
我他妈的恨死你了
I fucking hate You!
我恨你
I hate You.
主听不到你说话的 你要知道
He can’t hear you, you know.
所以我们才需要你
That’s why we needed you.
为什么你一开始不告诉我
Why didn’t you tell me?
那时你会
Would you,
那时你能相信我吗
Could you have believed me?
这是需要你去慢慢了解的事情
It was something you had to come to gradually.
只有在你目睹一切
Only after everything you’ve seen
耳闻一切之后
everything you’ve heard
你才有可能能够接受事实
could you possibly be able to accept the truth.
我不想要这样
I don’t want this.
这叫人太难以承受了
It’s too big.
耶稣当时也是这么说的
That’s what Jesus said.
我不得不去告诉他这些
I had to tell Him.
你应该可以想象圣父有多么难过
You can imagine how that hurt the Father
不能亲自告诉他的儿子这件事
not to be able to tell the Son Himself
因为随便从他口中所讲出来的一个字
because one word from His lips
就能毁了那个孩子脆弱的人类躯体
would destroy the boy’s frail human form.
所以只好由我去把这些讯息转达给那个被吓坏了的孩子
So I had to deliver the news to a scared child
他只想和其他的小孩子们一起玩而已
who wanted nothing more than to play with other children.
我不得不告诉那个小男孩 他就是上帝唯一的儿子
I had to tell this little boy that He was God’s only son
这意味著他将拥有遭受迫♥害♥的一生
and it meant a life of persecution
并最终被那些受他启蒙
and eventual crucifixion
由他赎罪的人们钉于十字架上
at the hands of the very people He’d come to enlighten and redeem.
他求我收回这一切
He begged me to take it all back.
好像我真能做到一样
As if I could.
他求我 令这一切不会成真
He begged me to make it all not true.
我要告诉你一个小秘密 贝萨妮
I’ll let you in on something, Bethany,
一个我从没跟任何人讲过的秘密
something I’ve never told anyone before.
如果我有那种能力的话
If I had the power
我真会那么做的
I would have.
这不公平
It’s unfair.
这太不公平了 叫一个孩子肩负起如此重大的责任
It’s unfair to ask a child to shoulder that responsibility
而现在又来叫你做同样的事情
and to ask you to do the same now.
我很同情你们 真的
I sympathize. I do.
我真希望我能令这一切都未发生过
I wish I could take it all back.
但是我做不到
But I can’t.
这是
This
你的身份
is who you are.
之前关于我的一切都只是个谎言吗
Everything I am has been a lie?
不不不
No, no, no.
知道了你现今所知道的一切
Knowing what you now know
并不代表著你就不是原来的那个你了
doesn’t mean you’re not who you were.
你是
You are
贝萨妮·斯罗恩
Bethany Sloane.
没有人能从你身上抹杀这一点 哪怕是上帝也不行
No one can take that away from you, not even God.
这只是意味著对你身份的重新定位
All this means is a redefinition of that identity.
将这些新的内容也一并融合到你的身份当中
The incorporation of this new data into who you are.
同以前一样做你自己吧
Be who you’ve always been.
只是
Just
同时也接受这个新的身份
be this as well
一直继续下去
from time to time.
我猜这意味著我不能再在税务问题上有半点欺瞒了
Guess this means no more cheating on my taxes.
这是最低限度
To say the least.
你介不介意我们挪去一个
Do you mind if we adjourn to somewhere
更适合呆著
a tad more habitable
更暖和的地方
and a bit warmer?
她妈的我 我以为这个正好
Fuck, I think this shit just kicked in.
请问一下 我们刚刚不是在树林里的吗
Weren’t we just in the woods?
现在怎么又跑到这里来了
What are we doing here now?
应该说是离开那个地方
Going out in style.
-传声使者 -门徒先生
-The voice. -The apostle.
这个混♥蛋♥又是谁啊
Now, who’s this motherfucker?
上帝之喉 放尊重点儿
The voice of God. Show some respect.
上帝之喉 那其它的部位呢
Oh, the voice of God. Where’s the rest of Him?
你提到的这点很有意思 我们也不知道
Funny you should mention that. We’re not sure.
-什么 -拜托 难道你没想过
-What? -Didn’t it ever occur to you
巴特比和洛基的这件事是在主的掌控之内的吗
that this Bartleby-Loki situation was well within the sphere of His control?
是的 但为什么被选中的是她
Yes, but then why was she tapped?
你知道主爱搞的那套把戏吧
You know those constitutionals that He likes to take?
把戏
Constitutionals ?
我想我们现在还是不要拐弯抹角地说话了吧
I think we’re beyond euphemisms at this point.
上帝是弹珠游戏爱好者
God’s a skee ball fanatic.
主对这项游戏极为热衷 他已经玩了好几年了
The Lord has quite a fancy for the game. He’s been playing it for years.
主每个月会有一次化为人类 下来尽情玩耍
He assumes a human form once a month and indulges.
主不会告诉任何人他去哪里 他只是自己溜出去
Doesn’t tell anyone where He’s playing.
一去就是几个钟头
He just goes away for a couple of hours.
主总是会白白送分给邻居的小孩们
And He always gives His free points away to neighborhood children.
这不是很温馨的吗
Isn’t that sweet?
但是主这一次却还没有回来
But She hasn’t come back from one of these day trips?
没 还没
No, She hasn’t
而且我们也没法确定主的所在
and we’ve been unable to locate Her.
主可能已经被害了 人类的躯体就是这点不好
He could’ve been killed. Human form does have that drawback.
不 孩子们 有不同的作弊方法
No, there’s a different sort of foul play afoot, children.
不管是谁让这两个堕天使踏上旅途
Whomever has set the renegade angels on their path
并帮他们遮掩得很好的
and is keeping them quite well hidden
他应该就是那个令主失去下落的人
is also responsible for the Lord’s whereabouts.
如果主在人类的躯体中被杀害的话
Were He to be killed in human form
立刻就会回返天堂
He’d have returned immediately to Heaven.
那个人很清楚
Someone knew enough
既要令主在生理上是活著的
to keep Him biologically alive
却又无法发挥出主的力量
but incapacitate Him in another fashion.
尽管我们在天上时是无所不能的
And as omnipotent as we are above
我不得不承认没有了主我们几乎就无所适从
I have to admit that we’re more or less lost without His presence.
我们到处去找过他了
We’ve looked everywhere for Him.
我选上她 是因为我想这样就可以引出那个幕后主使者
I tapped her because I thought we’d be able to smoke out whoever’s behind this.
但不管那人是谁 他都很聪明
But whoever he is has been clever enough
派了几个小跟班来跟著你们
to send some lackeys after you
而不是自己亲自出面
as opposed to showing up themselves.
会不会是路西华
Could it be Lucifer?
不是路西华
Not Lucifer.
如果是他的话 他现在早就动身攻打天堂去了
If he was, he’d have made his move by now to conquer Heaven.
而且我知道他不会去怂恿巴特比和洛基
And I know he’s not responsible for Bartleby and Loki
因为如果他们两个回去了
because he’s had just as much to lose
他遭受的损失和其他人一样多
by their return as anybody else.
我们现在怎么办
What do we do now?
要我说我们就大醉一场 反正我现在是毫无主意了
I say we get drunk, ’cause I’m all out of ideas.
为什么我们不干脆叫那家伙关了教堂
Why don’t we just ask this guy to close the church?
什么
I beg your pardon?
管教堂的那家伙啊
The guy in charge of the church thing.
格利克主教
Cardinal Glick?
也许我们可以让他关了教堂
Maybe we can ask him to shut down the church.
如果那天教堂关门的话
If it’s closed that day,
那些家伙们 就不能得到祝福之类的了 不是吗
those guys can’t get blessed or whatever, right?
仁慈的主啊
Good Lord.
这个小呆瓜还挺有主意的
The little stoner’s got a point.
也许我们可以和这个叫格利克的家伙谈谈
Maybe we could talk this guy Glick
叫他取消赦罪典礼
into cancelling the rededication ceremony.
我们
We?
你是说你愿意归队了吗
Are you saying you’re back in,
我没法再继续干下去了 小姐
Ms. I-Don’t-Think-I-Can-Do-This-Anymore?
我可不想我的家人有事 不行吗
I wouldn’t want to let the family down, now would I?
那么
Well
先知们终于名副其实了
the prophets finally live up to their titles.
全国的教友出席率一直都很低
Mass attendance is at an all-time low in this country
但如果我们让他们知道天主教堂还是有一些可值得夸耀的
but if we can let them know the Catholic Church has a little panache
我们就能赢回他们的心 甚至还能吸引到一些新人
we can win them back, even get some new ones.
不好意思