忠犬（2022）

幸好我们没有误杀好人
I’m so happy we didn’t have to kill those nice people.
否则我们
But I’m just saying, if we did,
肯定得挖超大的洞
you were definitely digging the bigger hole
葛斯超大只的
’cause Gus was massive.
对了 下次嗅到大♥麻♥别溜掉
And by the way, the next time you smell weed,
通知我 我们可以一起嗨
don’t run away, just let me know, and we can go get it together.
不可以 不行
Hey, hey, hey! No, no!
（勿杀生）
干嘛啦 狗狗
Why, man? Hey, dog!
（礼物专卖♥♥店）
不行 不可以
No, no, no, no, no, no!
不行 别咬
Stop it! No, no!
这是我的独角兽
This is my unicorn.
不要 够了
No, no, no, no, no. Stop!
好啦 过来 小巴 过来 管好你的狗
Stop it. Okay, all right, come on, come on. Let’s go.
走啦 抱歉
Let’s go. Sorry, guys.
我是妮基 请留言
Hey, it’s Niki. Leave a message.
你看什么？
What are you looking at?
少在那边哭
What you whining for?
都怪你我们才没处去
You’re the whole reason we’re up here.
苦中作乐吧
Get comfy.
今晚睡这里
That’s where you’re sleeping tonight.
想念你的狗笼？
You’re missing your cage?
看 那里是恶魔岛
Look. It’s Alcatraz, it’s right there.
我们能参观一下
Just take a little tour.
不然把你丢在那里好了
You know, possibly just leave you there.
你只剩三天活在地球上
You only got about three more days left on this green Earth,
及时行乐 以免为时已晚
so you better speak now or forever hold your peace.
听着 想睡舒服床垫又不丢脸
Hey, look, ain’t no shame in wanting a big, comfy mattress, okay?
我懂
Look, I get it. I get it.
我的背开过三次刀
I’ve had three back operations, so I get it.
舒服才是王道 但现实很残酷
Comfort is king. But the facts are this…
我们俩像流浪汉 高级饭店一定
They ain’t letting two rock eaters like me and you
不让我们进去
in some bougie-ass hotel.
我也不想住三流旅馆
And I ain’t about that Holiday Inn life.
但我有个点子
But I got an idea.
想要睡高档床
If you want that bed,
就得玩很大
we gotta go big, or we gotta go home.
赞成吧？
Are you with me?
要不要参一咖？
Are you in or are you out?
我就当你是同意了
I’m going to take that as a yes.
欢迎光临富豪酒店
Welcome to the Grand Regal, sir.
你好
What up, cuz?
入住愉快
Enjoy your stay.
谢谢
Thank you.
嗨 欢迎光临富豪酒店
Hi. Welcome to the Grand Regal, sir.
-嗨 抱歉 -嗨
– Oh, hi, sorry. – Hi.
嗨 您要入住吗？
Are you checking in?
对 麻烦了
Yes, please. I was…
希望还有空房♥
I was hoping, uh, that you might have
给我和我的导盲犬
a room for me and my little girl here.
我来看看
Oh, well, let me check on that.
她身上那是紫心勋章？
Oh, is that a purple heart? Was she wounded?
是啊…没错
– Yes, she was. – Oh.
感谢你为国效力
Thank you for your service. Oh.
进来时我就说吧
What did I say? Right when we walked in,
从古至今
I said that, “Never in history
只要是瞎掉的老兵 牵着英雄狗
has a blind veteran and his hero dog
进饭店 就能免费住
walked into a hotel and not gotten a free room.”
为什么我会这样说？
And why did I say that?
为什么会这样？
Why did I say that happens every time?
没错
Oh, you’re right.
自♥由♥ 所以才会成功
Freedom. That is why that happens.
谁是天才？
Who’s a genius?
你怎么了？
What… What’s your… What’s your deal?
你很热吗？
Why are you… Are you hot?
要喝水吗？
Do you want water? Huh?
脱掉背心 快起来
Let’s get this vest off you. Come on, get up, get up.
快起来
Up! Come on.
老天 你臭死了
Oh, man, you stink.
狗狗
Okay, dog, here.
进来
Come on, let’s get in.
水放好了
The water’s fine.
过来 快进来
Come here. Come on. Let’s go.
进来 过来
Let’s go. Come here.
过来 快过来 快来泡澡
Come, come, come here. Get in the tub.
快来 快来
Come on, come on.
好吧
Okay.
你这小可爱
You good little nugget.
你真是个小可爱
Such a good little nugget.
快来 小甜心
Come on, little nugget.
快来 洗香香
Come on, now get in the nugget bath.
乖狗狗 快点
Good girl, come on.
快来 别怕
Come on. You’re okay.
我会很温柔
I’ll dip you like a nugget.
我不会把你淹死的
I don’t want to kill you. Mmm-mmm.
小乖乖
Yeah, good girl. Good girl.
快点 快来
Good girl. Come on. Come on.
好耶 快点 过来
Come on, yeah! Get in. Come on, come on.
不 过来
No, no, no, come here.
过来 过来
Come here, come here, come here.
好舒服的热水澡
It’s all nice and warm.
超舒服的热水澡 来享受吧
It’s all nice and warm. Yes, it is. Yes, it is!
我们用了四颗沐浴球和沐浴盐
We went through four bath bombs, bath salts.
要不要打去预约SPA？
Should I call down to the spa and get us a slot down there
狗狗按♥摩♥？
for a doggy massage? Yeah?
虽然你不是
You’re definitely not the girl
我想一起泡澡的妹子 但
I thought I’d be in the tub with, but, hey,
我也没得选
you know, I’ll take what I can get at this point, I guess.
好 最后搓一下 来吧
All right. Last bit, all right? There we go.
等等 稍候 我来了
One second. One Minute. Hold on, I’m coming.
这就来
Yes, one second.
再等一下 来了
Um, one second, yes. Coming.
晚安 客房♥服务
Good evening, sir. Here with the room service.
-晚安 -晚安
– Good evening. – Oh, good evening.
-请问能进来吗？ -请进
– May I come in, please? – Yes, please.
我来扶门
All right. I can take the door.
一份肋眼三分熟
So we have one rib eye, medium rare,
一份印度咖哩饺
and one Indian samosas.
-还需要什么吗？-不了
– Anything else? – No.
-看起来棒呆了 -好吧
– Everything looks shipshape. – All right.
-感谢 -晚安
– Thank you very much. – Have a good evening.
狗狗 你该看看这家伙的脸
Hey, dog, you should see this guy’s face.
不行
Hey! No!
下来 走开
Get off! Get off there!
别乱来 不要
Don’t do it! Stop! No! No! You…
随便 反正我不在乎了 这是你的床
Okay. You know what? I didn’t even care anyways.
我要出去了
That was your bed. ‘Cause I’m going out.
我看起来像好野人吗？
Do I look like 200k a year or what?
看看你 坐在沙发上看起来真享受
Look at you, sitting on the couch, looking all cute.
干嘛不早点叫我
Why didn’t you tell me all I had to do was just
打开电视 放你的
turn on the TV and put your greatest hits
杀敌精选 让你轻松一下
on of you mauling people, to get you to relax?
你这自恋狂
You narcissist.
难道你不爱印度菜？
What happened, no go on the Indian food?
我就说灵媒不可信
I told you, you can’t trust psychics.
没事 我这有你喜欢的
But don’t you worry. I got exactly what you want.
熟成带骨肥肉 准备开吃？
Dry-aged, marbled-on-the-bone beautifulness. Ready?
赏你 享用吧
Take it, savor it. Come on.
别怕 吃就对了
You don’t have to be scared. Just take it out of my hand.
随便
Whatever.